dead_tongue: (bruh)
Ignatius "Iggy" Melville ([personal profile] dead_tongue) wrote in [community profile] draino 2024-07-09 03:20 am (UTC)

They're probably smarter than me. My dad told me, uhm, there was this scientist in the 60s? And he got his research assistant to live in this half submerged apartment thing with a dolphin where she tried to teach it English. Pretty sure the same scientist tried to give the dolphins acid, too.

[All of this information is delivered like it's not remotely unusual.

Iggy's eyes widen.]


Wow.

[Then, with a casualness so perfect that it can't be anything but fake:]

Do you get possessed a lot?

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