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The Great Usopp Who Is the Captain, Trust Me ([personal profile] lessnosey) wrote in [community profile] draino 2024-09-09 02:34 am (UTC)

[Record skipping sound? In Usopp's head? It's more likely than you'd think.

But he is quick to compose himself and fib his heart out.]


Weeeelll... see... we were about to claim it. Literally so close, we could see it glowing — like a thousand stars lasso'd out of the night sky. If you could have seen it... man. [He chefs kiss, crouching down low to give Shanks his full attention.] But just when the Great Captain — ehah, yours truly — went to claim it... I woke up here.

[Picking up an apple, he points at the redhead in front of him. (Weird, did someone mention a redheaded dude at some point in his voyage? No? Maybe? Probably not? Usopp was busy eating sunflower seeds probably.)]

But make no mistake, when I get back? Me and my crew will take it for our selves.

Because we're the Strawhat Pirates.

Me and my bestest pal Luffy, we're the most wanted bounty in the East Blue.

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