...monsters? Like. Sea serpents? [He's picturing people riding motorboat sized Nessies everywhere and he loves it.] Uh, yeah, and planes. Planes are how most people cross the oceans these days.

Oh yeah? Like what? [Still bubbly, because how could this place possibly be sinister? There's free drugs!

Iggy grins and claps his hands together.] No! It's Helena. Okay, okay, one more. How did I lose my virginity?