[Oops. Iggy supposes pirates are kinda known for the whole pillaging and murder thing. Arr.] Oh, sorry. The Marines, really? We have something with the same name back home but their vibe seems more, uh, aggressive? Than what you're putting out. [He's saying the only twink he's seen in the marine corp is in porn.]

Yeah? Nonstop party, huh? Gosh, maybe I really did die and this is heaven. [He's not serious. And barely aware that he's embarrassed poor Koby.

At that he shrugs and smiles sunnily.]

Nope. I mean, maybe my favourite barista? And this guy I see every other month, he's really sweet actually, but like... he'll be okay without me.

I dunno, when you're presented with an adventure you just kinda gotta go with the flow, don't you? I learned that from movies.