I'm newly-enlisted. [A little bit huffy, because he's totally an impressive, intimidating Marine type!!] I've read a little about it -- this place has the same world as yours, then. England. [Heavy air quotes go here.]

You're, ah, going to be in good company. A few people think this is some sort of afterlife, actually. [Still "heaven" is an upgrade from "purgatory"...

Koby isn't sure what a barista is, but he nods slowly, to the rest.] I see. Well, I admire your attitude, that's for sure. It's...very admirable.