My parents used to have some of that lying around when I was growing up.

[he (eventually) pads in behind her, throwing any caution into the wind for the potential relief of a tylenol equivalent. he's hardly looking at her, maybe a stolen glance here and there - the towel is plush against her skin and he keeps catching a little whiff of the soap she'd used.

he caves; the water is chugged along with the pills.]

What's 'weird' to you? Most people would find waking up in another world more than weird.