Probably not. Like, theologically speaking, I'm not super convinced by the idea of hell. But also, I'm not sure I did anything bad enough to go to hell when I die. I feel like my net contribution has been overall neutral.

[ A pause. She glugs the last of her orange juice, and sets about checking her teeth in the distorted reflection of the back of her spoon. It's certainly shiny enough. ]

My running theory is actually that everyone here is a hallucination.