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Richie Jerimovich, goddess of agriculture ([personal profile] microbasil) wrote in [community profile] draino 2024-09-07 03:23 pm (UTC)

Richie Jerimovich | The Bear | existing character

GROOVE IS IN THE HEART - cw: none
Somehow, being asked to serve as everyone's personal cabana boy still isn't at the top of the most humiliating things Richie has ever done in the name of earning some money -- or, in this case, free room and board, and possibly the even more valuable respect of his workaholic cousin. He's done far worse for far less, so he's not feeling too bad about being asked to help out by the Balfours. At least the costume isn't too bad, at least he's not selling questionable shit to questionable people. Making sure everyone's having a good time is what he's supposed to be doing anyway, right? All part of the service.

Buoyed by this sense of responsibility, Richie winds through party in his mandatory Hawaiian shirt and matching shorts, carrying a tray of watermelon shots (watermelon, peach schnapps, white rum, simple syrup, lemon juice; blend, chill, and serve). He's got fluorescent orange body paint striped under his eyes, and has unfortunately been reassured by an otherwise innocent guest that it makes him look "cool". He also has, for some reason, decided to wear every color of situationship bracelet on both arms. If anyone asks, his real relationship status is "divorced".

Catch him handing out drinks and bar snacks or taking selfies with Portia's MILF friends at the poolside. He's not shy about getting involved or enjoying himself, singing and dancing along to 'Livin' la Vida Loca' and 'Baby Got Back' as he meanders around the party.


WILDCARD - cw: none
[ OOC: Here for pretty much anything and everything in terms of wildcards with these prompts!

You can also find Richie:
  • Helping his cousin Carmy out with breakfast in the mornings -- he's running the dining room and the expo in the kitchen, which means he's the one making sure everyone has their orders and is happy with the food. Bring him complaints and compliments!
  • Trying his hand at some of the harvest festival games. He's okay at horseshoes.
  • At the feast trying not to appear too alarmed at the cannibalism and the confirmation of his vampire cult theories. Yikes!!
Hit me up at [plurk.com profile] laetificat for plotting or PM on here!
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