one. If you're truly angry at him, do what I would: give him a heartfelt apology for all of your faults in your relationship, and then castrate him. He will never trust anyone ever again.

two. Tim Laughlin just walked in thirty minutes late to dinner smelling like another man and clutching his neck like we can't see the large bruise there. Hopeless.

three. Pretending to care about other people's feelings is becoming a full time profession.