CONGRATS to BENEDICT at ranking third place in the ARCHERY/KNIFE THROWING competition! To reward his performance, Benedict receives an oven … of easy baking. The oven itself is brightly color and brightly lit, portable, and miniature in size. Mysteriously, inserting anything into the oven will cause it the best, sugary meal he’s ever tasted to return the next time Benedict opens the oven, per whatever instructions Benedict gives. Insert a rock? That’s fine, it’s now a delicious rack of cupcakes cooked to perfection, if not a little lopsided and overwhelmingly sweet.

For legal purposes, there’s an emergency release on the inside. We don’t recommend it for the use of cremation, but should the need arise … it would take around 12 hours, give or take.