CONGRATS to GALE for ranking third place in the BARDS TOURNEY! To reward his performance, he receives the chalice of cool’s aid. Upon holding the chalice, one must speak the mystical turn of phrase “oh no!” to summon a medium Glass Golem who, on being conjured, bursts through surfaces (a wall, a ceiling, floor… daresay a ceiling) to come to Gale’s aid. Within its contents is a purple primordial liquid that never seems to drain, whether or not Gale ingests it — though doing so will give him a boost to his energy levels, making him harder to tire.

The golem will remain conjured for ten minutes at a time before disappearing. It can only be called upon once a day, and follows all commands Gale gives it. And no — it doesn’t repair whatever it destroys. Best of luck with your property damage, Gale.