[Theo wants to say he has standards - something soft to rest on, ample lube supply and space for cuddling. But he is also a cheap bar whore who is too used to being crammed up against a toilet paper dispenser or down on his knees under a table so, yeah. He will make himself a pretzel if need be.]
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[Theo wants to say he has standards - something soft to rest on, ample lube supply and space for cuddling. But he is also a cheap bar whore who is too used to being crammed up against a toilet paper dispenser or down on his knees under a table so, yeah. He will make himself a pretzel if need be.]
Think we'll get haunted any, for the blasphemy?