[ He's gonna die. That's it, this is the end of it. Some skinny little guy in this hellhole of a place is gonna murder him dead by a few simple smacks to his ass. He deserves to be in hell at this point, or stuck back in Purgatory, because there's clearly something wrong with him.
He's saved only by the grace of the door creaking open, breath caught up in his throat, fingers gripping the back of the pew as he turns his head to look, slow, a little glassy eyed. ]
Ah. [ Well. That's...good, right? Inconvenient because now he's stuck with a massive boner that he isn't going to be able to hide if he turns away from the pew. His back is cold when Matt moves back, and he clears his throat, dragging himself back to his senses. ]
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He's saved only by the grace of the door creaking open, breath caught up in his throat, fingers gripping the back of the pew as he turns his head to look, slow, a little glassy eyed. ]
Ah. [ Well. That's...good, right? Inconvenient because now he's stuck with a massive boner that he isn't going to be able to hide if he turns away from the pew. His back is cold when Matt moves back, and he clears his throat, dragging himself back to his senses. ]
Yeah. Uh. Good talk. [ WOW GOOD ONE, SMOOTH. ]