[ she feels gaslit by this discussion. and also incredibly gay. this is giving her flashbacks to middle school where she'd have to randomly pick a guy to "have a crush" on so she didn't seem weird, and somehow always managed to make it seem weird anyway. ]

No, I'm saying these two guys look alike. Are you, like. Fucking with me?

[ whatever. whatever!!! melissa leans forward and puts her own chin in her hands. ]

I'm just saying, it was a long summer, I had a lot of time to practice...