Me? [shauna makes her big doe eyes even bigger, her mouth opening in a soft rounded "oh" of surprise.] Why would I ever fuck with you? I've never told a lie in my entire life!

[it even sounds stilted, shauna still the sort of terrible liar that not even over a year of survival-focused silence can snuff out.

that gets a quirked eyebrow, shauna tilting her head so her cheek smushes into her palm.] Oh yeah? Maybe we should play a different game, then. Ever play "seven minutes in heaven"?