draino | guess who!

guess who!

what's this? it seems like there's a board game for you and a friend to play — one guess who, featuring all the guests currently in saltburnt! post a blank top-level with your character and play the game in the comments, keeping your assigned character in mind (you'll want a different character for each thread, fyi!).

for ease's sake, all threads will be outside of the au event 🖤

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What's there to overthink?

I don't think so either. But I don't really know him.

Does he sound American?

Oh, just... you know. Ruminating on being ancient.

It's more difficult when we don't know them well.

No.

Is he of an upper class?

Oh, stop it. You're not even forty yet.

[ ...sigh. ]

I've never even spoken to this guy. I honestly couldn't tell you. That kind of ruins the game, doesn't it?

My apologies, Tim.

Nor have I. Hm. We could try again, I suppose.

We could play something else?

Certainly! Only I am not well acquainted with modern parlour games. I feel not many people nowadays spin an egg for fun.

Do you know truth or dare?

Oh! Yes! One must pick one or the other, correct? And do as bid or forfeit.

Yeah, exactly. So I'll pick truth, so you have to ask me something. Usually it's meant to be a little scandalous.

Very well.

Where was the most inappropriate place you've ever been, ah. Excited? Bodily.

Besides the obvious ones? I guess...my armpits?

Oh, well, that is good to know. Although I meant a location. Next time.

I shall select... truth.

Oh! Well...at church, then. But I didn't do anything about it. Except when I was...crazy, after I died.

Who was your first lover?

Oh, well. That doesn't count. God would understand.

Oh, goodness. You're going to think so little of me, I fear. I don't know her name.

I don't know. Maybe.

You cad. [ A fake gasp, playful. ] Was she a...working girl?

[ Yes, he knows that's two questions. ]

I believe it to be so.

Ah. Well. [Might die from blushing.] Yes.

It was not my idea.

There was a time I might have judged you, but I'm hardly a pillar of purity myself, as you well know.

I'll take a dare.

To me, you transcend any such concept.

Very well, you are dared to send whatever the last image on your phone is to the last person you texted.

I think that was you.

[ Pulling out his phone to check...there you go. ]

Abe shook it off two seconds later.

Oh goodness! That is ever so charming! What a gentleman.

I shall pick truth once more.

Truth...alright. Now that you've been in this world of debauchery for a while, is there anything you want to try that you haven't yet?

Oh, goodness. Well.

...I could share you?

You like to watch, or you want to make me work?

Well. Perhaps you could... sort of be in the middle...

...maybe we should move this conversation somewhere private.

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