[Iggy giggles completely silently, then pauses.] ...just so we're clear, because you seem so nice, you're aware that's a euphemism, yeah? I've never been on actual skis my whole life.

Ohhhh. I've always meant to go to New York state. Go see the Burned-Over district. But I don't think that's upstate.

I'm from a fairly small city myself. But much further north - I'm Canadian. Nothing ever happens there, either.