dead_tongue: (eehee)
Ignatius "Iggy" Melville ([personal profile] dead_tongue) wrote in [community profile] draino 2024-05-23 11:43 pm (UTC)

Honey, I'm full of great ideas.

[This is a lie. He's put metal in the microwave before.

Iggy fixes an errant curl and sighs.]


Really making me work for it, Frank. Considering my hourly rate, I should be offended and not weirdly turned on, but here we are.

C'mon.

[Iggy turns on his heel and heads back into the manor house. The lights are low but after the pleasant darkness of the balcony it still makes him do the drunken-squint for a moment. The hallway is empty - some doors closed, some open.

Iggy sashays down the hall in his ridiculous outfit. He looks back at Frank and grins.]


What are the odds we find their 50 Shades of Grey playroom? I think high. Oooh, if they have a private theater let's judge their taste in movies!

...and if you borrow anything from anywhere, I won't tell.

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