dead_tongue: (u don't say)
Ignatius "Iggy" Melville ([personal profile] dead_tongue) wrote in [community profile] draino 2024-05-24 11:40 pm (UTC)

They're so ugly! And expensive!

[He gestures around them.] This shit? Old money. It's classy, 'cause they've never renovated it. Rich people have such shitty taste, you can't trust them. They'll knock out spiral staircases and paint everything white. They'll buy Disney houses with Mickey Mouse etched on their windows.

[Iggy cracks up, silently.]

To his head! Good one!

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