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Ignatius "Iggy" Melville ([personal profile] dead_tongue) wrote in [community profile] draino 2024-06-03 12:11 am (UTC)

Hey, you never know. I've got the world's worst social radar - sometimes I say shit and everyone just looks at me like, Iggy, you can't just say that. You know?

Hm. No. [A perfectly silent giggle.] No, I don't!

I say you're my new bestie, Betty.

[He grabs a bottle and opens it, letting the cork fly off to parts unknown. It's pretty clear that he's of the opinion that anyone who owns this house is rich enough to handle any property damage.]

Come on, let's go do something extra stupid.

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