Now you're talking. A wedding dress has great symbolism: union, fertility, crossing the liminal space between separation and duality.
[ "Uncle Luci" said not to ask, but Matt doesn't take advice from people with edgy handles. (Ignore the fact that he didn't choose his own. He would never have opted for his middle/high school nickname.) So: ]
Are you going to sacrifice the virgin to open a portal out of here? Auction them to that groundskeeper guy?
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[ "Uncle Luci" said not to ask, but Matt doesn't take advice from people with edgy handles. (Ignore the fact that he didn't choose his own. He would never have opted for his middle/high school nickname.) So: ]
Are you going to sacrifice the virgin to open a portal out of here? Auction them to that groundskeeper guy?