[Iggy relaxes.] Okay, great! Cops are the worst. I won't fuck them, on moral grounds.

[He beams. He's drunk, yes, but this is also just what he's like: painfully sincere.]

Uhhuh. And it's a lot of fucking myself. My sex toy collection is vast. But you also have to like, be very personable, you know? People come back to a stream if they like you, and regulars will pay for private rooms and tip better.

I do sugarbaby stuff too, because I like expensive sneakers and cocaine.

[He takes a long drag on his cigarette and blows a few smoke rings.]

The room I woke up in has a closet full of pricey shit. My guess is these rich old pervs are definitely gonna Eyes Wide Shut us.