The maze is, in fact, adorable. During the day it is charmingly rustic, warm and fragrant in the sun.

Iggy is sprawled over a hay bale in the maze, looking fashionably hungover. When he hears Chrissy approach he lifts his head, eyes pleading behind a pair of heart shaped sunglasses.

"My god, it's an angel," he says. "Tell me, o bright and shining hero, that you've got a Redbull on you."