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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburnmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2024-09-07 10:00 am
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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


dead_tongue: (mmmmno)

hay gurl hay

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-09 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
The maze is, in fact, adorable. During the day it is charmingly rustic, warm and fragrant in the sun.

Iggy is sprawled over a hay bale in the maze, looking fashionably hungover. When he hears Chrissy approach he lifts his head, eyes pleading behind a pair of heart shaped sunglasses.

"My god, it's an angel," he says. "Tell me, o bright and shining hero, that you've got a Redbull on you."
bubblegumheart: (pic#15858214)

Iggy my love

[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2024-09-09 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not her first time through the maze today, but she's pretty sure the strange guy sprawled over a bale of hay is a new addition.

So she stops, blinks, and shakes her head at him.

"That's a new one." It's not the worst nickname, though, so she smiles. "I'm afraid not. Have you been here long?"
dead_tongue: (impish)

clings 2 u

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-09 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it? So the straight men here got no rizz, is what you're telling me."

Iggy forces himself to sit up. He sighs, as if that much exertion was nearly too much.

"Nope. Woke up in a fancy room - it was really deja-vu feeling, super weird - and I've just been wandering around. Might have partied a little too hard last night, not gonna lie. Do you live here?"
bubblegumheart: (pic#15858213)

β™‘

[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2024-09-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that what I'm telling you?"

Sorry, guy, the slang is just going to fly right over her head.

"That was me last month. Woke up feeling hungover in a bed that isn't mine, which is amusing because I'm not even that much of a drinker." And she's not even old enough to drink legally, but that's probably beside the point here.

"I live here now. And it looks like you do too!"
dead_tongue: (say cheese)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmhmm."

Iggy swings his legs round and finally stands up. And up. He's a tall one.

"Gotta say, I'm super into the vibe. A little retro, but decadent."

He beams down at her. "I'm Iggy. What do you like to be called, angel?"
bubblegumheart: (pic#15858209)

[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2024-09-10 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
"I have a possibly stupid question."

Or maybe she's just assuming it's a stupid question because it feels like something she should already know. Hmm. Chrissy blinks and takes a step backward when he stands, because wow she's not prepared for him to be quite that tall.

"I like it here. It's nicer than where I was before." And it's a hell of a lot nicer than Hawkins ever was. Chrissy's pretty sure her mother would lose her mind if she could see this place.

"It's nice to meet you, Iggy! I'm Chrissy." She's not actually complaining about angel either, but he'd asked for her name.
dead_tongue: (pleased)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-10 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's cool, I have a possibly stupid answer. Shoot."

Iggy tucks his hands into his back pockets and rises onto his toes before sinking back onto his heels, stretching his legs out a little.

"Where were you before? Idaho or something?"

He offers her a little bow. "It's very nice to meet you, Chrissy. Would you like to walk the maze with me? I fear I'll become terribly lost and perish from lack of caffeine if left to my own devices."
bubblegumheart: (pic#16015916)

[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2024-09-11 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
"We're doing great." Chrissy can't help it- she laughs at that. "What's rizz?"

It's a little unfair that he's so ridiculously tall. Chrissy's used to being the smallest person in the room, but this is just wild.

"Indiana, actually! In 1986. Just before here, it was a weird cruise ship in limbo?" It's a little unclear. She'd never really done a lot of digging about the Serena- but it definitely wasn't a normal ship.

Chrissy answers his bow with a curtsy. "I would love to walk the maze with you. Or we could just go and find you some caffeine." One of these things will take longer than the other, so she's going to leave it up to him.
dead_tongue: (gosh)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-11 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's like, the ability to attract people," Iggy supplies helpfully. "Like being charming or charismatic."

"Indiana!" He says it like it's exotic. "Oh, gosh, and a cruise ship? I'm scared of cruises, I've watched all these videos on how gross they are and if you die on them they cover it up and stuff."

He smiles brightly. "Maze. It's autumn! We gotta do the maze. Besides, we're already in it."

He picks a direction at random and starts walking.

"I love your hair. Natural?"
bubblegumheart: (pic#15858209)

[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2024-09-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh. That makes sense." It's pretty obvious, actually, and that makes her smile. "I probably should've guessed that one."

"Have you ever been there?" That seems pretty unlikely, but anything's possible. What are the odds? "It wasn't really a normal cruise ship. There were definitely parts about it that were scary, though." People had died, herself included, and that hadn't been covered up.

Chrissy chuckles. "You're right. Maze it is!" As if there was never any other option.

He's already walking, so she's content to follow his lead for now. "Thanks! I grew it myself. Yours is great, too."
dead_tongue: (impish)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Nah, no reason to. Slang is wild."

Iggy shakes his head. "Nope! I'll be honest, I'm not even sure where it is. I mean, America obviously, but I don't know what side or anything." He wonders if maybe it's in the middle.

"Good thing you're safe on land now," he says solemnly. "Nothing to be scared of here."

If only he knew.

Iggy saunters, in no apparent rush. "Thank you! I can't take all the credit, I am my mother's son - she's ginger, too."

He takes the next turn with a smile. "I have no idea where I'm going," he confesses. "Here, and in life in general. Do you smoke?"
bubblegumheart: (pic#16998109)

[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2024-09-14 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd just call someone like that smooth." Simple. Effective. She's from the 80s, Iggy- she's had a lot to get used to since coming here.

His admission makes her laugh, though, and she shakes her head. "Trust me, you're not missing much. If you've seen one cute little town where weird things happen occasionally, you've probably seen them all."

Truthfully, she's heard some things about this place, but Chrissy doesn't want to tell him that because she's not sure how true any of those things are.

"You're welcome. And I can't really tell your mother that her hair looks great, so you'll have to give her the message for me."

That's definitely how that works! "I feel like now would be a good time to ask if you want to try to find your way through the maze, or if you want me to show you." She's found her way to the center plenty of times, but a big draw of the maze is finding one's way through. So she's asking.

"I don't, actually. My mom would have had my head for it." She laughs, in an attempt to pass it off as a joke, but there's no doubt in her mind that her mother wouldn't have tolerated that for even a second.
dead_tongue: (city walk)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-14 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"That works too," Iggy agrees. He still likes rizz, though.

Iggy smiles, his eyes betraying a caution that wasn't there previously. "I can handle weird," he says breezily.

His smile turns down at the corners a little. "I would," he says, "if she were talking to me." He digs a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket and offers her one. "Sounds like you might understand how that goes."

He lights up. "You can lead me, I'm pretty hopeless."
bubblegumheart: (pic#16923806)

[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2024-09-14 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
"I like rizz." She's probably never going to use it. Probably going to forget about it entirely, but it's fun to say.

"I've had a lot of weird. I suppose I've been handling it." That's putting it mildly, and probably sounds a lot saner than the full truth.

"Why isn't she talking to you?" It's none of her business, it's kind of dumb to feel envious of someone whose mother isn't speaking to him, but that's where she's at right now. "I haven't seen mine in over a year. I don't even think about her every day anymore," she admits, eyeing the offered cigarette like she's worried it might grow teeth and snap at her. Maybe it's been closer to a year and a half. She's still not entirely sure how time worked on the ship.

"She's not very nice." She worries, though, because of what Steve and Eddie have told her. About how her mother's doing. About Hawkins in general, even if she never wants to see it again.

"Do you want to try to find the pumpkins, or just get to the center?"
dead_tongue: (smile down)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2024-09-14 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Iggy tilts his head to one side a little, cutting his gaze her way. "What kind of weird?" he asks too casually.

Iggy tucks the cigarettes away when it becomes clear that he's not about to tempt Chrissy into vice. He inhales, exhales smoke away from her.

"Mine's nice enough," he says. "But... well. I didn't agree with the life she had planned for me. I left. And she stopped talking to me." Iggy shrugs, like it's no big deal, but he's a bad actor and the hurt he feels is obvious.

"Just the center is enough reward for me," he says. "I'm lazy today."