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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


hymen: (136)

β€” for GREER (closed)

[personal profile] hymen 2024-09-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ embry has already misstepped with greer enough times here as it is that it can’t possibly be that the (magical?) ribbon is waiting for them to fuck. not that he wouldn’t, with how fucking beautiful she looks in the moonlight, practically glowing like one of the marble statues erected in the gardens, a blend of silver and gold, her radiant perfection snapping his brittle heart into pieces from sheer proximity alone. it shreds him every time he thinks about how she believes he left her in that chicago hotel, that she believes that he somehow didn’t want her after their tearful, painful, glorious night together.

he’s a selfish asshole β€” yes, true. he would have married her in a heartbeat after their single night together β€” yes, also true.

but he can’t say those words to her now, their wrists still linked after a fruitless attempt to break free. they’ve migrated to one of the balconies of the house, watching the nightly festivities from their perch, sharing a bottle of wine between them and a plate of rhubarb crumble in his lap, embry’s fingers sticky with fruit. they’re forced to sit close together, greer’s warmth radiating at his side, like they’re a real couple, a real husband and wife enjoying a fall night, and it tangles him up in both excruciating joy and misery.
]

I don’t know why this didn’t happen to you and Ash. [ he’s surly as hell about that, though maybe not for the reasons she thinks. ] I’m never getting married.
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[personal profile] guinegreer 2024-09-15 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By the end of the festival, the night is distinctly cooler, the last vestiges of summer weather seeming to disappear as the sun sinks behind the horizon β€” and for not the first time since they found themselves unexpectedly bound together, Greer wishes she had put on a sweater. At least she has an excuse to subtly slant herself in Embry's direction, she thinks, to sneakily attempt to absorb some of the heat that he naturally seems to give off without even trying.

What doesn't succeed in warming her may very well be satisfied by the wine; she's already drunk enough to feel a little light-headed, precisely the amount of tipsy that so often leads her into making terrible decisions. She can't say that terrible applies to this, though β€” standing next to Embry while they look out over the moonlit grounds, the distant glow of a bonfire. They've already made efforts to tear the ribbon off, but to no avail, and Greer has finally reached a point of resignation about it, even if she's yet to broach the subject of whether they'll have to fall asleep in the same bed tonight if they can't find a way to break apart. ]


Don't say that.

[ Does it matter which part of it she's referring to β€” even if a part of her can't stand the thought of him standing at the end of the aisle as some faceless woman in a veil prepares to meet him there? She presses her lips together, considers whether taking another swig of wine would be wise or run the risk of making her sloppy, and reaches up with her free hand to brush a few strands of hair back from her face as an evening breeze ghosts over the balcony. ]

Haven't you ever thought about it? Marriage?
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[personal profile] hymen 2024-09-20 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ the smiles that curves his lips is rueful as he tilts his gaze up, pretending to admire the sky while he sets the plate aside, licking sticky fruit juices from his thumb. he's only thought about marriage every fucking day since ash had the audacity to go down on one knee in a carpathian valley with a gun slung over his shoulder, velvet box in hand. what would have happened if he'd said yes? his hallucination of a blissfully simple life in the countryside with ash flits through his mind. ]

Once or twice.

[ he shrugs. a million times with ash. another million times with her. and yet he'll get neither, at least not in the way that normal people get normal love. he'll chase after scraps for his whole life while ash and greer inevitably find real love, probably with each other.

he turns his smile toward greer, leaning back on one hand while the other sits flush to hers, their fingers brushing comfortably.
]

One of those times was with you, the night we met. [ it's a truth that sounds so outlandish, his tone so frivolous that there's no way anyone would peg those words as real. ] I thought, fuck, I'd spend the rest of my life with this girl. Fuck that guy she's crying over.
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[personal profile] guinegreer 2024-09-25 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Greer glances over at the precise wrong time, catches a glimpse of Embry sticking his thumb in his mouth, the brief peek of pink tongue swiping against the pad of that digit, and her heart practically skips a beat β€” or maybe it's her pulse, echoed in every other part of her body she can sense it in, a subtler rhythm mimicked through her own heightened awareness of him. She's not trembling, not yet, but if she were, she'd hopefully be convincing enough in blaming it on the chill in the air.

He seems so cavalier about it β€” her question β€” and yet she has a feeling that the rakish smile of his, the one that seems to come so easily and emerge over his features so smoothly, is masking something else, something he's trying to sidestep in his answer. Call it growing up around people who make a living out of selling bullshit, call it a more intimate knowledge of him behind closed doors, but sometimes, she wishes she could grab hold of his shoulders and shake him until the truth comes spilling out, no matter how harsh it would be in the telling.

But the second part of that answer is what catches her off-guard when she's distracted with thoughts of him β€” he's still being nonchalant about it, but is that because he's trying to mask his honesty, the part of him that would've put a ring on her finger and made her his in every way recognized under God and man?

Greer glances down the curve of her shoulder at him, eyes narrowing in exaggerated skepticism. ]


You're just saying that to make me feel better. [ About the mess she'd been that night, about being the girl he'd had to put back together, about everything she'd left in that room with him, all the nakedness that hadn't just been skin-deep. She bats her hand against his, where they're tied together, and decides to reach for the wine with her free one anyway. What's one more swig at this point? Her lips make a soft sound of suction against the opening of the bottle as she pulls off, the words that follow almost softer. ] I might have thought about it with you, too.
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[personal profile] hymen 2024-09-27 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You know there's a lot I'd do to make you feel better.

[ that entire night in chicago had been just that, because he couldn't stand to see her cry, because she'd hooked him straight through his cherry stem heart the moment he'd laid eyes on her silvery gaze. it'd been just his luck that ash had already staked his claim on her years ago. everything in his life always leads back to the same place, the inevitability of ash colchester. if he took his entire collection of sports cars out for a fatalistic joy ride, one by one, he'd still crash them all into him.

a hopeless thrill travels along his nerve endings at her words. he spent five long years thinking that she hated him, and for good reason, and to have her back at his side, even in the smallest capacity, is like having the pearly gates creak open once again for his wretched soul. they haven't ever talked about what happened. not really. they haven't brought up what he did β€” or more accurately, what he didn't do. it's a well of quiet confusion, silent hurt, that they're masterfully dancing around. they were both raised by expert politicos, after all.
]

Was it that good? [ a little softer, the press of guilt on his tongue. ] To make you forget about who you really wanted in your bed that night?
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[personal profile] guinegreer 2024-09-29 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She doesn't even need him to go into detail β€” but what does it say about her that she wishes he would? That she wants him to confess to what that night between them had meant to him, even after all this time? Her heart had been left between those sheets, poured into his mouth, stained on her thighs and his cock. Greer had been warned, once, against being too generous with it, and all it had taken to soothe the bruises Ash had left behind was Embry pressing into her until the pillow had been dampened with her tears.

It had been easy, in the immediate aftermath, to hate him for leaving, but she hadn't expected to feel anything resembling a flutter when he'd been sitting in her office, trying to encourage her to meet with Ash. She'd wanted something from him then, too β€” some kind of acknowledgment that the memory of Chicago isn't just that, but a cracked door that can never be truly closed. She's aching for him now, sitting this close to him, but the words that follow cut her to the quick. ]


Didn't we both forget, for a little while? [ Who they really were, who they may have really wanted β€” and the moment when it had all come crashing down to earth ultimately driving him from her bed. Her eyes are glassy, but she can blame it on the wine, even if her voice has a tremor in it. ]

I never imagined it could be that good, with β€” [ With anyone else, she doesn't say, but the words hover on the air between them. ]