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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


perfectionner: (pic#16618491)

[personal profile] perfectionner 2024-09-11 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's still a rather surreal feeling β€” even for Lestat, a vampire who has so often challenged himself to see how long he can withstand the creeping sunrise β€” to be sitting out beneath the rays that seemingly cause no harm to him at all.

The real question, he thinks, is precisely how long something like this will last; he's under no illusions that he won't throw back his bedroom curtains one morning and be met with excruciating pain from the same light he turns his face up towards now, allowing himself to bask in its warmth like a cat seeking a treasured patch of sun. ]


I don't often pay attention to American politics. [ Though he has made an effort to avoid ending up on the wrong side of the law β€” or the IRS, for that matter. On paper, Lestat de Lioncourt is a tax-paying citizen; beyond that, he cares little for human affairs. ]

Though if memory serves, Lincoln was... among the more well-liked in his position. [ For a variety of reasons, even if his tenure had been radically cut short. Yet something in that response pokes at Lestat's curiosity. ] Does your world not contain presidents at all?
kobes: ([:|] wary)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-12 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
No? Why not? [Interesting – the accent isn’t like the ones Koby’s heard thus far, lilting and nearly musical in a way that reminds him of different seas, different islands. At this point, though, he anticipates that anyone he meets is from a similar world to the one Saltburnt dwells in – an Earth, with continents and history and governments very unlike the ones he knows. The languidly lounging blond man must be from one of said continents (not America, which seems overwhelmingly popular).

Tucking the front flap of the dust jacket into the pages to save his spot, Koby sits up a little straighter, shifting so he’s cross-legged, book in his lap.
] He was, overwhelmingly, but – not by everyone. His security seems alarmingly lax, too, especially so soon after a war. [Koby thinks he probably could’ve done a better job. He could’ve saved Lincoln and earned his eternal gratitude and then they would’ve become best friends and...]

Ah, no. We have the World Government and the Marines and then various pirate Warlords and Emperors and things. Nothing democratically elected, really. [He drums his fingers on the book for a moment, thoughtfully.] Democracy seems to have…pros and cons to it.
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[personal profile] perfectionner 2024-09-18 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it wasn't obvious, I'm not an American. [ Lestat slants over slightly in his lounge chair, with a look that can only be described as playfully conspiratorial, especially when taking into account the momentary quirking of both eyebrows.

But he's willing to let himself be surprised, and to an extent impressed, by how much this young man seems to have retained already in his reading. Clearly, whatever time he's been spending in the library has been supplemented by longer stretches of reading; Lestat is directly reminded of Louis then, how he would tuck a book into the front inside pocket of his jacket and take it out at the first available opportunity to pick up precisely where he had left off. ]


But you're right in that... protective measures seem to have been lacking, although I presume you already know the outcome. [ The late president has long since been dead and buried by Lestat's time, but he is well-remembered in history for two things in particular β€” his success in wartime and the unique circumstances of his assassination.

For the moment, Lestat leans back into his chair more decisively, arms folded over his chest, looking at Koby with a hint of amusement in his mirrored gaze. ]


And what would be the most ideal political structure, in your estimation? If you had to build a society from its very foundations upward?
kobes: ([:|] now what)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-20 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[The eyebrow quirk gets a flicker of a smile from Koby, shy and a little unsure, something in the back of his mind always warning him careful, careful, be careful around anyone new. The sun is out and bright and warm, and the air smells like the chlorine from the pool, and for once he lets his guard down, somewhat.] I thought you might not be. You, um – your accent. It sounds different from most of the Americans I’ve met.

[The mention of the outcome of poor Lincoln – shocking and horrifying to a young man with zero awareness of such a pivotal, major world event – gets a frown, and Koby leaning over to set his book on a small side table, exchanging it for his rapidly melting drink. Something fluorescent, watered down by the ice, the glass slippery with condensation. He holds it in both hands as he sips, looking thoughtful.]

I wouldn’t want that sort of responsibility. There’s so much I don’t know or understand -- about this world, about mine, about the nature of people. I would’ve said β€œa fair one”, even a year ago, but… [Koby shrugs helplessly, nudging his glasses back up his nose with a fingertip.] Now I’m not sure what that means. Unquestioning freedom for everyone is also an unquestioned ability to do harm. But control isn’t the solution either, so…

…what about you?
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[personal profile] perfectionner 2024-09-29 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
French, since I'm certain that would have been your next question. [ For once, he hasn't reached into Koby's mind to pluck it out of his head, although the impulse is there β€” but he's surrounded by many other minds, and on an afternoon like this one, people are heedless enough that their thoughts are easily gathered up to be sifted through like grains of sand.

Lestat doesn't even need to wield his power here to be able to discern a wariness, a caution β€” though he doesn't take it personally. In fact, it prompts a greater respect from his side; anyone who's too trusting often earns skepticism from him at best and disdain at worst. He might not seem, outwardly, like he's paying close attention to the young man sitting close by, as he idly casts his own glance around the party, but he can hear every swallow of that drink, the tension of muscle in a slender throat. ]


I grew up in a land ruled by a monarchy, and, well, history demonstrates what transpired when the people tired of a king. [ Lestat's smile is slanted, more crooked, as he reflects. As a young man, he had been less interested in greater societal changes and more intrigued by the freedoms he could possess were he to cast off the shackles of his family β€” his domineering father and brothers who didn't understand the truer yearning within him. ]

Besides, I've always had more of a love for the arts, not politics. So it seems we've established we'd be rather lousy Founding Fathers. [ He steers that smile in Koby's direction then, relaxed and easy. ]

Do you believe there's anything hidden in their books that will provide us with a means of departure?
kobes: ([:|] yeah but ur wrong)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-30 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
France, right. I’ve heard of it. [That’s more or less the extent of Koby’s knowledge, granted, but he’s retained enough from reading history book after history book to understand the vague references Lestat makes. A monarchy, a deposed king – that much had been a very vivid chapter in history, and Koby’s wrinkled nose suggests he knows exactly what Lestat means.]

Were you…alive for that? [It’s deliberately casual, but part of his attempts to learn about this world was so he could determine what everyone’s assets or weaknesses were, just in case. Someone from an earlier time period would have a different understanding of technology or battle strategies or the like.] There’s a World Government that oversees the military, where I’m from, and that’s…more or less where the power is centralized. Though the pirates have their own sort of hierarchy as well.

Right, the arts. I’d never really had a chance to explore all that at home, but I like some of the things I’ve seen and heard. Mostly the books, I’ll admit. [Having new thrilling adventures and stories to read had definitely helped balance out Koby’s frustration at being trapped in Saltburnt.

At the last question, he reflexively glances around to see who’s close, who’s listening, eyes immediately going to each of the Balfours to ensure they can’t overhear.
] Not in so straightforward a fashion, but – yes. I think the more knowledge we have about this world, the better prepared we’ll be if it comes down to some sort of altercation.
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[personal profile] perfectionner 2024-10-05 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's a subtle inquiry, when it's posed, almost too quick for Lestat to notice β€” but not quite. He hasn't made any great attempts to hide his existence as a vampire, nor his immortality, but such things are certainly easier to disguise when the sun here proves incapable of causing real harm, when he looks less conspicuous by being able to have a presence at this party long before night comes. ]

That, or I could very well have an affinity for history, such as yourself. [ But it isn't the latter, even if his smile remains relaxed and easy, unbothered by the line of questioning. He's curious, engaged, and absorbing every piece of information he's given, though he knows better than to appear too engaged, unsettlingly so. There are moments when vampires can forget to blink, if they're not careful enough. ]

All the more reason to put on some music, the next time you're reading. Something other than... [ Lestat waves a hand to indicate whatever's currently being played at the party β€” something particularly bass-heavy, and not to his tastes either. ] This.

[ But he lowers his voice, mindful of whether or not they're drawing the wrong kind of attention β€” even if he would be able to tell, without looking, if any of the Balfours are eavesdropping on their conversation. ] All the more reason, then, that if either of us were to learn something, we would pass it on, yes?