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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-13 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The tear thrills, for how something so small, so insignificant would incite scandal in the court: The Lady Alicent in a state unbefitting a queen, muddied and unkempt as a serving boy. It calls to mind Rhaenyra's girlhood rebellion, tearing pages from the Septa's books with abandon. A young Alicent would gasp and squeal in horror. Gods, what was the point of it all?

Before her, Koby straightens under her palm, rising the barest inch above her. The keen light in his eye speaks of hope and promise, buoyed by his musings. They may yet find their way in the dark before they need to run.

Another squeeze, and she leans forward, voice conspiratorial. ]


I have more dresses than I shall ever be able to wear, Koby. [ Dropping her hands to her skirts, she lifts them obligingly, so he might tear from the bottommost layers, above her stockinged ankle. ] And they are only things, compared to you and I. Let us shred this one to ribbons, if needs must, and make our way out with haste.
kobes: ([:)] hi i'm ur friendly neighborhood mar)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[The whisper gets another of those quick, boyish grins, the thrill of approval from someone who, for whatever reason, has registered as an authority, the way Koby immediately wants to keep doing well, so earnestly it radiates from him, practically glowing in the dark. He nods, digging in his pocket for the pen knife he’s taken to carrying – always be prepared, as much as possible, so his pockets are regularly overflowing with useful things.]

If we’re out all night, you’ll need to keep warm – it’s not summer anymore, there’s a chill in the air most nights. [Koby crouches down, sitting on his heels and marking a place a hand’s width up from the hem of Alicent’s dress, high enough that it won’t drag on the ground, but not nearly close to a level of impropriety. He cuts away from her, down, then along the horizontal weave of the fabric, through each layer of skirt.] But it’ll be easier to run like this, and we can mark our way. If we run out, I can unravel my sweater easily enough.

[He’s wearing something knitted, warm, a touch too long in the sleeves, so Koby’s had to roll them up a couple times. Clothes never fit him quite right, especially the men’s clothes the house gives him, slipping off his shoulders or needing to be cuffed. Still, it means he has layers to choose from, ones he can sacrifice to the cause of getting out. There’s an odd tension in the air, and Koby finds himself hypervigilant as he carefully tears along the line he’d started, winding the fabric around his hand as he goes.]

If you see anything coming, don’t waste time, just run. [Suddenly, sternly, looking upwards with a set jaw.] I’ll handle it.
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His grin wins a small smile, soft but no less sincere for it. When was the last time her sons looked at her with that spark of gratitude and appreciation? When had she last done anything to deserve it? Lost in her thoughts, it takes her another second to realise that Koby speaks out of concern for her, growing cold in the dark. ]

How fortunate that you came prepared. [ She eyes the pocket knife with interest, of a different sort than the daggers her sons carry. A braver thought: Would the house allow her to have one, even as a woman? Perhaps she’ll ask this boy to find her another, when they’ve escaped the maze.

For now, Alicent watches him cut her dress. Hands steady. Movements precise. A studious sort in all things, she suspects, with his rounded lenses and intense focus. ]


You’re a knight β€” or a fighter of another sort, then? [ The same question that she asked Tim, when she first met him in the chaos of the wolf’s attack. It’s curious, despite his small stature. He seems so sure. ]
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[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-16 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don’t really trust the parties here, so I didn’t want to be completely unarmed. [Still, a pocket knife is not a sword or a pistol or anything else that’ll actually protect them, should the maze be full of anything trying to hurt them. Koby’s already thought ahead to the likelihood of guiding whatever creatures they may encounter away from Alicent, relying on his speed and smaller size to outrun them, then somehow circle back to her.

The question makes him look upwards, over the tops of his glasses, eyes wide and slightly bewildered, for a moment. He’s cut through all the layers of the dress, and is busily cutting the long strips into smaller, easier-to-tie ones, without even looking down at the quick, smooth movements of his hands. Like tying knots, like mending sails, muscle memory.
]

I was a Marine, at home. That’s sort of a soldier, I guess? Not quite a knight, though, I’m not as talented as all that. [Rising, he gives Alicent a handful of the strips of fabric, offering a little smile.] Just a soldier. We can go at a slow pace, but let me know if you need to rest, okay?
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-21 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Judicious of you. [ Part compliment, part observation. Should she attempt to arm herself? It seems a useless effort, when she hardly knows what she would do with a blade, but without her sons and guard, she has little chance of survival, in truth. Something to consider once they find their way out of this maze.

She clasps the fabric strips in one and extends the other to help him to his feet. ]


I see. [ A soldier, like Embry or even Cole, now. It does not occur to her to question his age, when her own sons have sparred since their arms could lift a wooden sword. She mislikes the thought of Koby in combat all the same. A sweet, clever thing might put his talents to use elsewhere. ]

Not to worry, I shall keep up just fine. [ Better to tire herself out and escape, than linger in the dark. She picks a direction and starts walking. ]

Tell me, then, if you are a soldier, do you fight in a war?
kobes: ([:)] i'm ready)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-22 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's trickier here, when only some of the threats are physical. [Koby accepts the hand, his own callused, scarred -- life at sea is hard, and despite his relative short slightness, he's definitely used to hard work, if the state of his hands are any indication. Getting to his feet, he nods thoughtfully at the state of Alicent's dress -- easier to run now, at least.

Satisfied, he starts tying off the small strips of cloth every few steps, marking corners they take, forks in the path, etc. He's careful, mindful of the fact that though the maze seemed limited in the light, it's nighttime now, and it wouldn't do to run out of markers.
] Have you run into anyone else? I hadn't talked to anyone who made it through, before I went in -- which I'm realizing now isn't good. I should've stayed away.

[A little sigh, examining a meeting of two paths, then indicating one with an arched eyebrow, waiting for Alicent's confirmation. Even though she's clearly not military, his need to defer to some sort of authority figure never quite vanishes.] Sort of? It's really more of a constant defense force -- Marines against pirates. Nothing as formal as a war.
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-23 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Only some of the threats are physical. Tis true, with how the food and drink addle their minds. She knows it herself, after her one miserable evening in the Otherworld. ]

I have not seen signs of any others β€” in truth, I witnessed you entering the maze, and thought it best no one traverse it alone. [ A sheepish lilt to her voice. It was an impulse, and now they both find themselves trapped, Koby saddled with protecting her and it the other way around.

While Koby ties their markers, Alicent bends to look for footprints or indentations, thinking of the countless, boring hunts that her husband took her along. Her eyes flit from the left path to the right, unsure whether either will suit, but she has a better feeling about the one Koby indicates, so she nods her approval. ]


Ah, more of a naval guard. [ A hard life, but one with glory in it, too, if Lord Corlys is to be believed. ] We are similarly plagued by pirates and privateers in my realm. Your calling is a worthy one.
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[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-24 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Alicent sounds sheepish, embarrassed, but Koby straightens up, hands full of markers, eyes suddenly very wide. The confident, calm, in-control Marine cadet has vanished for a moment, leaving behind a young man completely baffled by what she’s implying. His voice is hesitant, like he’s waiting for her to – laugh, to shoot down what he’s saying, to immediately deny it:] You were concerned? About me?

[Incredulous, the tone. Like he can’t fathom that from someone he hasn’t managed to prove himself to, not yet. They’re trapped in here, he hasn’t helped or rescued Alicent, but still: she’s concerned.

Koby swallows hard, ducks his head, focuses on the handful of fabric strips he carries.
] A guard, yes. Sort of. I wasn’t very good at it. [And there, a glimpse of the roiling, fraught self-loathing he carries at all times, a venom aimed at himself.] That’s one thing this place doesn’t have, at least – pirates.

[Rounding a corner to find a dead end, Koby makes a face, looking up towards the sky instinctively, before remembering how wrong the stars are.] Not this way. Let me know if you need a break, okay? Dead ends are dangerous to stay in too long, but at least nothing can sneak up on us in one.
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-24 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. [ an automatic answer, surprise gentling her brows higher. ] I would not wish my boys to brave this unaccompanied. [ For if she had been better, surer, warmer, Aegon may not lie abed, flayed by fire and white-hot steel. If she had walked Aemond to the dragonpit with his hand in hers, he might never have risked it alone. Her failings will haunt the realm forevermore.

She watches his hair fall into his face, chin ducked low. It is difficult to be unsuited to one’s lot. Aegon has proved that time and again. And you did not encourage him. Her expression shifts, thoughtful as she regards both Koby and the dead-end before them. They must hold strong as one, in a situation such as this.

Alicent settles beside him and tucks her hand into his elbow, in the fashion of a lady’s escort. ]


If I might stay close, I would feel brighter. [ a small smile. ] We shall find our way together.