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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


kobes: ([:)] be a good pirate)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-16 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Koby’s beginning to have the sinking suspicion that renowned magazine Cosmopolitan has led him slightly astray – but then the concern unknits itself from between Quentin’s furrowed brow, and he laughs that wonderful, carefree, warm laugh, and he kisses Koby sweet and lingering and warm, and it’s all okay. It’s okay, and Koby’s laughing against Quentin’s mouth, shoulders sagging as the tension vanishes from them, and he’s red-faced at his own absurdity, his own silly anxieties. Because he can’t even summon up enough self-loathing to be annoyed, now when he’s so happy.

β€œY-Yeah, I want. I mean, I want that too, obviously, I.” Koby laughs again at himself, at the choke of tears in his voice, because he is who he is, and crying is as part of him as his hair or his voice or all the places on his body he used to hate. He kisses Quentin again, and again and again, and then he has to pull back and wipe at his eyes and laugh again, he’s never laughed so much in his life as he has these past few weeks. He’s never been so purely, wholly happy, without the sharp lance of loss or regret or bittersweetness.

Another sniff and he’s trying to get some control of himself, because he wants to remember that he said – something, something worthy of the occasion, something even approaching the sweet, warm, loving words Quentin is showering on him. Cradling his face, Koby repeats: β€œBound. Boyfriends. I want – here and wherever comes next, I want to be with you. Home port, true north, all of that. Here, whenever you need me, mornings and. And nights and in between. That’s what I want.”

There. That’s clearer, that’s worthy of this moment, of this vow in the strange, vivid blue waters of the pool. Koby rests his forehead to Quentin’s, breathes him in, lets his presence settle the awkward, anxious fear of moments before. β€œI love you. I’m – I always will, I think. Always.”
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2024-09-16 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Koby kisses and kisses and kisses him and Quentin can do nothing but wrap his arms around him and drag him in, hold him up so their chests are flush, so that legs can perch on his wais and so he does not have to let him go. He laughs behind each one, comes out of the last on a breath of one, nosing against Koby's cheek.

"I think things are a little less complicated now, mm?"

He cradles him close, one arm at his back, the other coming to pluck at that little bracelet, removing it and carelessly tossing it into the pool to let it sink. Let the waters take it away, dissolve somewhere in the night never to be seen again.

"I love you," he whispers between them, quietly giddy and bright eyed. "That's never going to change. So no more of those tears, Captain."

He brushes his tears from his cheeks, kisses any he's missed, playfully nuzzling and nipping at his neck, wanting to coax more of those sweet little laughs from his lips. "Let me be with you today. Paint and the maze and the parties - let me be greedy and show you just what a binding can be, what a boyfriend can be, mm?"

There's a soft kiss to his ear, his temple, his forehead all light and loving, a smile against Koby's skin.
kobes: ([:)] time to get DRUNK)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-16 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
That gets a laugh against Quentin's mouth, Koby's legs hooking over his hips, arms around his neck, holding onto him as easily as he does in their absurdly-sized tub, or their absurdly-sized bed(s), seeking out his warmth in the middle of the night, tucking his face against the side of his neck, all actions so familiar he could do them in his sleep. And he can. And he will. The realization of that is like something bright and fluttering and brilliant in Koby's chest, making him laugh and sniffle like an absolute mess.

"Okay. Ok-kay, no more tears." Chiding gently at himself, the words ending in a squeaky little gasp at the tease of teeth on his neck. There's another of those giddy thrills -- who left those all over your neck? My boyfriend did -- and Koby doesn't even watch the pink bracelet sink to the bottom of the pool. "Not complicated at all," he agrees, tugging lightly at one of Quentin's loose, damp curls.

Then, nodding emphatically -- "Yeah, let's -- all day? Really? That'd be -- yes. I'd really like that." Koby's naturally a touch wary of the parties here, but if it's the two of them together, surely there's little to nothing to worry about. He grins, wide and a little goofy, his glasses slowly slipping out of his tangled hair and landing crooked on his nose. "Like a -- a date."
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2024-09-21 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Those glasses land crookedly across koby's flushed face and he laughs, bright and endeared, unable to help the way he leans in and kisses him hard and sweet, noses bumping awkwardly, the kiss messy.

"A date," he tries when he pulls away. He likes the way it sounds - a day wrapped up in everything just for them. With Koby in his arms, he carefully wades toward the edge of the pool, pressing his back up to it for one last lingering kiss, slow and needy and hot, as if he can pour all of his love into him this way over, and over, and over.

"Lets get new bracelets. I need to add one that says I'm with you. You need two more - let them know even if they find your bed the pillows will smell like me, letting them love you like I do."
kobes: ([:)] fellas is it gay to)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-22 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
The words are all new, things Koby's only ever read so far, concepts and ideas that belong to people in books, people in other places. Not to him. It doesn't change what he feels, how much he loves the beaming man pressing him up against the wall of the pool, but it -- adds something, maybe. That's his boyfriend, kissing him, asking him on a date. It's new, it's dizzying, it's something Koby's never let himself even think to ask for.

So he grins against Quentin's mouth, cradles his face for that last kiss, then reaches back to tug himself up onto the edge of the pool, sitting there for a moment and adjusting his glasses. "New bracelets," he repeats, cheeks flushed. "Purple and green. Right?" This is also new, the idea of seeking out the warmth, the affection of others while still returning to one bed night after night, a home port amidst the myriad journeys. But it's...nice, too. Koby thinks of Louis, of his partners, of the warmth he carries for others in the house as well. He thinks of his own connections, how they don't cheapen or nullify what he feels for Quentin too. It's complicated, but it's also wildly, wildly simple.

And he grins, scooting back and offering his hand to help Quentin out of the pool. "And maybe some new clothes. I think we'll both get cold, soaking wet like this." Not that he minds the shirtless, soggy look for Quentin, if the way he stares, the way he teethes at his lower lip is any indication.
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2024-09-29 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Purple and green, if you want," he laughs a little, and once Koby is out of the water he doggishly hugs him from behind, wrapping arms around his slight form, pressing his chin atop his head, waddling with him over toward the table of bracelets and cups.

Did Koby think he was going to get away alone? Oh heavens no. He nuzzles at his neck when they get there, even kissing a little mark he'd left some nights ago.

"It's warm outside - we'll dry off. Unless you just want to get back to the room that bad, hm?"

He grins against Koby's neck, nuzzling softly. "I was thinking of trying the maze. Might need help finding my way out, you know."
kobes: ([:)] curiosity!)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-09-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
The laugh Koby lets out at the drape of Quentin’s broad, warm body against his back, tucking him easily into the heat radiating from his damp, bare chest is – probably the lightest he’s ever sounded, carefree and happy in an uncomplicated, simple way. He can’t remember the last time he’d trusted feeling happy, found security, safety in the way someone’s arms felt around him, in the rasp of their beard at the crook of his neck and shoulder. β€œYes, I want – doooon’t, that tickles, Quentin.” It’s giddy, pitched into a giggle, and Koby squirms away enough to grab a couple of the purple wristbands and one more green, for himself.

β€œHere, hold still.” He turns around in the protective circle of Quentin’s arms, slipping on his bracelets, one on each wrist, then admiring them for a moment, the vivid color against his still-damp, sunkissed arms. β€œGive me your hand.” If there’s a touch of heat climbing up the back of Koby’s neck as he slips the bracelet onto Quentin’s wrist – well. He’ll blame it on the sun, the unnaturally hot water, the close proximity of a shirtless man he’s particularly fond of.

The mention of the room gets an eyeroll – though of course Koby’s never opposed to the idea of sneaking away for a little private celebration of their new relationship status. But the sun will be down soon, and he is curious about the maze. β€œOkay, okay, we’ll dry off on the way to the maze. It shouldn’t be any trouble at all for you.” Grabbing a towel, Koby rises up on his toes to start drying off Quentin’s tousled dark hair, sighing softly, fondly. β€œAnd you’ll take a bath before bed so you don’t smell like the water here. I’m worried it’ll turn your hair green or something.”
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2024-10-03 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Quentin laughs a little at the way Koby squirms under his lips, his touch - the joyous little sounds making his heart warm, his chest fill with light. But he is a man that does as he's told - letting the little bracelets slide around each of his broad palms. When he looks up, catching the red in his cheeks, his own smile warms, softens.

He loves this foolish, nervous, demanding little man.

Ducking his head for Koby to dry his hair, he laughs at the little comments, reaching hands to press at koby's slender waist, thumbs caressing the bare, damp skin.

"Why would it turn my hair green? It's water." He knows he'll get a lecture on the contents of the water somehow, and if Koby does start to offer an explanation, he'll raise up and kiss him hard and wanting, the towel draped over him both, tongue pressing back against his lips and seeking out the sweet taste of him.

"Mm, do you know the benefit of you being my boyfriend? I can kiss you wherever and whenever I want. You can, too."
kobes: ([:)] looking up to you)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-10-05 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
The graze of Quentin’s warm hands on his waist tickles, the rough press of calluses that Koby could probably chart in his sleep. He leans closer, which makes toweling off his hair trickier, but means he can press the length of his chest against Quentin’s, feel the thrumming warmth of his heartbeat, nearly synced, nearly in tandem with his own. They’re out in the sunlight, surrounded by people, but Koby is scarcely aware of anything, anyone else, that constant anxious vigilance slipping down to a dull rumble in the back of his mind.

Especially when, right as he’s opening his mouth to explain the dangers of chlorine – he read an article, it’s very concerning – Quentin kisses him, kisses him sweet and firm and soft. And of course Koby forgets what he’s saying, forgets to fret, forgets to do anything but smile against Quentin’s mouth, let the towel drape over his head and stand on tiptoes to kiss him back.

β€œYou’ve always done that,” mumbled, between the slip of parted lips, the shivery warmth of tongue, the nibble of teeth. β€œI mean – I’ve never felt like I had to hold back.” Rocking back on his heels, face flushed and sunkissed, hair dripping water over his slightly broader shoulders, Koby laughs, pushing the towel down so it drapes off Quentin's shoulders again. β€œNot with you.”

If he’s being honest, it had been that way from the first moment, from that lock of eyes in the arena, from the first time Koby had reached out and dabbed away blood from Quentin’s temple, had seen that look of weariness and warmth in those wide dark eyes and known, deep down in his soul, that he needed to know what it meant. He needed to puzzle out the baffling, wonderful, frustrating mystery of this stranger, and nothing was going to stand in his way.

Koby doesn’t feel like he’s solved Quentin, by any means. But he loves him, mystifying and exasperating and wondrous. So he smiles wider, and adds, with a quirked eyebrow: β€œThough I’ll admit, β€œkissing my boyfriend” has a very nice ring to it.”
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2024-10-13 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Quentin loves the way Koby startles when he's kissed mid-sentence, loves the little flush of surprise and wonder. He feels the same - Koby's mouth a new and dreamy experience every time. The same attraction and drive from their first meeting remains present in his chest - the swelling pull of wanting someone and loving them at first sight. He kisses Koby again and again and again - sweet little things back to back.

"Mm, but now I can call you boyfriend. Now I can kiss you and let everyone know you're mine at the end of days. I like everyone seeing, hm?"

Koby will always be a vibrant, burning light in his eyes. Enough that sometimes he has to squint away, let the shape of him burn into his mind and stay there like staring at the sun overlong. Part of him wants to haul koby up onto one of the tables, knock things aside and ravish him here - let everyone know the way he loves this man, and yet he settles on giving koby's waist a little squeeze, a little tug so they're flush, the towel falling off their heads and slick bodies.

"But it has a nice ring - boyfriend," he nudges their noses together, teasing another kiss, grinning wide down at him and looking beneath dark, full lashes. "Let me lead you to the maze - where no one will see the way I wish to want you, but they may hear us."