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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


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[personal profile] missed 2024-09-21 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a moment of doubt dissolves as quickly as alicent pulls his arm around her. she could have turned him down - screamed and caused more alarm, drawn attention to the blood at his mouth and the wild, blown-out hunger in his eyes. but she doesn't. he lets his palm slide down to her arm, holding her tightly against his side.

chaos - some people turning and fleeing from the table, one of the not-corpses-not-human sacrifices rolling from it and crawling up into the lap of someone stunned with fear, blood and guts spilling everywhere. someone bumps past them, another person throws up in the corner.

he doesn't think twice before he scoops her into his arms, unceremonious with strong arms tucked under her legs and moves.

it's not far - but the swiftness alone might be startling - one moment in the chaos, the next up a flight of stairs where the bedroom corridors start. instead, the large door before them holds the solarium - the doors left open and the glass peering out into the night sky, quiet, save for the chittering of a cricket that's made its way inside. his eyes turn to her, holding her, a little stunned at the door, hearing the noise echoing in the foyer behind them. ]


I'm sorry.

[ for what he is. for not telling her. for letting her stand among the ruins of this place like she undoubtedly has at home so many, many times. ]
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-22 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's too quick a movement to resist, her feet unsteady on the ground one moment and then aloft, the next, a dainty shoe clattering to the floor. air rushes against her ears, the sounds of pleasure and terror gone in an instant. she clings on instinct, eyes shuttered and head bent into louis' chest until everything stills around them. oh. not even her knights have ever lifted her so swiftly from danger, when alicent's voice is always the first to rise above the din β€” to direct her guard to protect her children or sheath their swords.

for a few uneven breaths, she mirrors his shock. it is the second time in saltburnt that someone has deemed her worth protecting. ]


Hush. [ over-familiar, perhaps, the way she might soothe her brother or children. alicent has always thought quicker than most: she knew it on driftmark, when she managed to raise a blade against a princess. with effort, she forces herself to do so now, one hand flitting from louis' neck to his jaw, tipping it to regard her. ]

You did not intend this. [ as much a realisation as an assurance. the balfours did this. why? ]
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[personal profile] missed 2024-09-22 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ louis barely remembers he's holding her in his arms, almost crushed to his chest in the need to leave the table, refusing to let any see her face too clearly. seeing the people vampires might care for the most - it feels like a trap. danger. the house probably knows, anyway, but it's not the house he's worried about.

carefully, slowly, he sets her back to her feet but his arms remain loosely round her, sliding up her arms then gently re-arranging the long, loose waves from her face and shoulders. keeping his hands busy, keeping his mind away from the way his blood thrums with want for the feast, the way his senses have dialed up, up, up - fed so well for the first time in many decades. ]


No, I didn't.

[ low, intense, reflected in the green of his eyes. ] Had a mind to keep it hidden. Better that way for everyone. People -

[ but she speaks almost as if comforting. she's not truly afraid? ah - the resilient warrior queen. ]

You alright? No one laid hand on you, right?
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-23 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ her skirts fall to her ankles, lighter than anything she ever wore in king’s landing, and she feels the lack of it β€” that comforting weight, keeping her grounded. louis anchors her instead, touch featherlight along her arms and gentle in her hair. a delicacy at odds with his keen intensity and rushed answer. ]

Yet someone must have. [ intended it. a little breathless. was exposure the aim? lexi had been open on the network and alluded that this was not liked by all present. daniel only told her of armand in confidence, when confessed he would be changed. and lestat, who has promised never to open her door unless invited, has said nothing. division, then? it takes her a moment to answer his own question, busy untangling these threads in her mind. ]

No, your rescue was β€” expedient. [ she says as she tugs her collar back into place, intricate, verdant lace covering her clavicle once more. any lingering wetness is blinked from her eyes. one hand settles on louis’ shoulder, balancing her weight while she removes her other heel, stockinged feet flattening against the floor. no sense in hobbling, is there. ]

As should be your return, Louis. [ quieter and firmer both. she bends to retrieve his crown of flowers, which must have fallen to the ground when they stopped. an expectant nod indicates that he should bend to meet her, so she might restore it. ] House Balfour will mislike a rejection of their offerings.

[ they prize indulgence, else they would not orchestrate such debaucherous affairs. and is that not what this is, in all its horror? ]
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[personal profile] missed 2024-09-28 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
They've known what we are from the start.

[ the blood bags provided for meals, the hidden blood in wine glasses and goblets, the ease for which they were able to get a coffin. the place knows about them, but why it's expedient for the vampires to be revealed, he doesn't know. there's a level of freedom with it now, but the consequences... he can only imagine they will be great.

his eyes flicker to the way she adjusts her collar, feeling a little shame for himself - for the creature he is. for the monster those he cares about will imagine when the look up into his face.

he releases her, pulls back to wipe a dark sleeve against his mouth, smearing the blood from it. he bends to allow her to place the circlet of flowers he'd been given upon entry - some are woven into his hair as well, and his eyes flicker up to her. ]


Rejection or not, they'll do what they want. Plenty of others out there right now. Want to see you safe to your room first.

[ he shakes his head, thankful that perhaps alicent does not have his sharp hearing - the yelps and moans and wet slurps of blood he can hear in the distance. ]

Are any of yours out there? Friends? I'll get them back. I've indulged enough.
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-09-28 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they’ve known from the start. of course they have, when they control their comings and goings. the balfours or their liege lords must select them with some intent, or arrange them to an end.

she reaches out to squeeze louis’ arm, a gesture of assurance and a call to attention. ]


They’ll do what they want, yes, but they may yet trust some of us β€” and that is valuable, Louis. [ still urging him to return, despite the haunted look in his eyes. trust will earn them information, and information could have saved them from this horror. she well knows its value, after paying for it in her flesh for years. ]

None of mine attended this night that you do not already know. Koby, Tim β€” [ alicent meets his gaze, urging. ] Tim knew this would happen, somehow. From Hawk.

[ who knew from rosie balfour herself, perhaps, after they scurried out of his party together. ]
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[personal profile] missed 2024-09-28 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't think trust is what they're looking for, Alicent.

[ he turns to look at her, the squeeze against his arm undeniable. she's a good woman - a kind woman despite the horrors he's seen in her mind - and part of him wants to protect her even if she doesn't always need it. maybe it's the fact that daniel likes her so well, too. she's part of their little coven, in a way - someone he keeps his eye on. ]

Koby's safe. Tim... I'll talk to him.

[ it's not something he's looking forward to, having skirted it for so long. but it's not the mention of tim that gets him, it's hawk. the green of his eyes narrows for a moment. ]

Someone knew that this was gonna happen? Didn't tell anyone?

[ heat zips up his spine - makes him want to go find hawk now, in a little less than kind way. ]
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-10-01 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the balfours cannot want for chaos and bloodshed alone, else they would not have warned hawk. another piece of a puzzle that alicent does not even know the shape of β€” and if she cannot see it herself, she has little chance of making louis see. instead, she shakes her head, curls rattling with the motion. ]

It was only moments ago that I saw him pull Tim aside. [ minutes, seconds. ]

He had little warning β€” let me enquire after him, once you have seen me to safety, and I will tell you all I learn. [ quietly urging, ] You and Daniel have been good to me. Let me return this favour.

[ she does not think hawk will be inclined to share with any who lied about their nature and endangered tim, besides. ]
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[personal profile] missed 2024-10-02 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ louis can so easily understand how the woman before him can be called queen, majesty, highness. even in the face of all this terror she stands strong, if only a little shaken. something in him breaks when she mentions daniel, when she mentions their friendship.

he'd expected nothing but fear. rejection. scorn. expected, for once, for those great laws to be right. for the idea that immersing one's self with mortals could be so terribly destructive. ]


Be careful. I know Hawk well myself - he's protective of what's his, ruthless when he needs act on that protection.

[ he offers her his arm, though noting her lack of shoes, he frowns. ] Need me to carry you?
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-10-04 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ her shoulders sag, a touch relieved that he would afford her trust in this pursuit. few men have allowed her to manoeuvre at court, so she has oft acted alone. at the warning, she nods her head. ]

I have known men like him before.

[ clever and fiercely loyal. a dangerous combination. ser criston is merely the latter, her advisor larys, the former, and those singular qualities make them trouble enough.

her mouth curves, faint but there. ]


It would perhaps be more expedient.
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[personal profile] missed 2024-10-04 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ of course alicent has had to navigate awful men and more awful politics. the chaos of the night has him a little frazzled, more worried for her wellbeing than anything. but at her faint smile he huffs a little breath. ]

Won't make such a quick getaway this time. No sense in losing any more shoes.

[ he carefully picks her up, cradles her in his strong arms against his chest and starts toward the stairs. ]

Wish you didn't have to play politics here. Had to myself, considering. Guess I don't have to anymore.

[ it's not sunk in fully the way that the whole manor knows they're vampires. part of that will shake out in time, but he's pushed it to the back of his mind for now as he grows closer to her room. ]
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-10-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i wish you didn’t have to play politics here. a boy’s dream of peace that she cannot fault him for, not when the girl inside her shares it. she has played the game since she could understand its existence, a child moved about the board. she doesn’t know if she could stop. she wants to, more than anything.

alicent loops her arms around his neck. ]


I fear you’ll need to move carefully this night β€” and in the coming weeks.

[ hushed, as he lowers her to the floor. ]
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[personal profile] missed 2024-10-04 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a boy's dream indeed, but louis is always a dreamer. setting her down, he sighs, feeling the weight of what she says immediately. won't be the first time, won't be the last. ]

Yeah. We can take shifts, the three of us. We'll be alright - got some gifts to help.

[ he reaches for her face then, perhaps too familiar, perhaps too comfortable, but the fear he feels settle by her presence is enough. he leans forward and presses a kiss to her forehead, soft, fleeting. he pulls back and looks her in the eye. ]

You lock your door. Anything happens, yell for me in your mind. I'll be listening, yeah?
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[personal profile] unapparent 2024-10-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ his touch is so tender, so familial, a hint of her brother in his hesitance and impermanence. she did not grow alongside him, yet she yearns for the closeness that upbringing would provide. a companion who would understand her and protect her, for no reason but affection.

once again, she finds herself glad that daniel has louis and louis, daniel. ]


I will. [ a promise that she will not cause him greater worry. she reaches for his hand, touch lingering until she slips through the door. ] Be well, Louis.

[ keep safe wrapped inside her goodbye. ]