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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


perfectionner: (pic#16618459)

[personal profile] perfectionner 2024-09-22 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They already suspect.

[ What more can be done, now that they've already been positioned separate from everyone else, set apart by their hosts? To examine it at a glance, it might seem to be an honor β€” but the longer they sit here, the more it could also double as a sentence. Yet all else pales in Lestat's mind to the view before him, and he can sense Louis' struggle even if he no longer has the ability to read his mind, that particular connection severed from the moment they made vows of their own in the church that night so long ago.

He wants to offer Louis the blood, and he also wants to lead him away from all of this β€” and those two instincts war within him, leaving him frozen between one choice or the other. When Louis accepts that offering, it doesn't feel like a triumph, but Lestat still watches him, transfixed, for the span of moments that pass between that slow feasting and when Louis lifts his head again. ]


More of the strange magic that plays with perception. Even ours.

[ The woman whose wrist he's taken from says something β€” to Lestat, to Louis, to both of them β€” but the words don't register in his hearing, not when he's more concerned about ensuring Louis makes it away from this table without sacrificing something he can't afford to lose. ]

Once, I would have questioned your restraint, Saint Louis, but now I believe it may be even more imperative. [ If they appear to be indulging themselves, without fully drinking someone dry, perhaps that will be enough to satisfy β€” but that doesn't solve the problem of the other mortal guests, and Lestat directs his attention down the length of the table. ]

Unless... no one will remember a thing after tonight.
missed: (inkonic08 (1))

[personal profile] missed 2024-10-02 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No guarantee they won't remember.

[ but there's no denying the suspicion, lestat's right. they're set far away from the party, the honored guests of this grotesque feast, but the blood hot and warm on his tongue is alluring. he wipes idly at the corner of his mouth, glancing over at lestat. ]

This place won't be like that - they want us exposed for something. Want us to be at the forefront of all this for a reason. I don't like it.

[ he shifts a little closer to lestat as whatever vampire a bit to his other side vigorously takes of the meal laid out and writhing on the table. green eyes raise to meet lestats, fiery and hungry, but resolute. ]

Been trying to honor what it is I have - what I am. Not the best at it but - I've been doing better about drinking the blood. The little drink when I can. But this... I don't think anyone will care if we take the little drink or kill everyone at the feast.

Fear's fear.
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[personal profile] perfectionner 2024-10-03 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[ Lestat muses it aloud, a note of concern in his voice, though it may only be more discernible to someone who knows what it sounds like when he's truly concerned. Another glance swept over the direction of the others, those whose hearts are distinctly racing faster in their chests, and he knows there will be several difficult conversations that await him, now that his greatest secret has been exposed before his ability to do it himself. ]

It may not be safe, for us, after this. We have strength, power the likes of which they cannot fully comprehend, but we do not have the advantage of numbers. Vampires greater than even you or I have been driven out of cities and towns if enough humans become suspicious.

[ Even their initial time in New Orleans had ultimately become threatened by conspiracy and speculation β€” some of it ludicrously laughable, some of it genuinely dangerous β€” and while very few menaces had dared to attempt anything on their doorstep, they're in much tighter quarters here with those who have glimpsed their true faces.

Lestat's gaze now, though, is thoroughly fixed on Louis β€” and there is a bit of sadness in it, and regret, but also an undercurrent of determination. ]


If I could spare you from their perception of us as monsters, I would do so in an instant. [ But this may be the sort of seismic shift among the guests that is beyond even his power to amend. Slowly, his hand settles atop Louis', fingers curving in a brief, gentle squeeze. ]

But they have already seen you, Louis. Perhaps that will be enough, in the end.
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[personal profile] missed 2024-10-04 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if it wasn't apparent that lestat comes from the theatre des vampires, from the world of laws and paranoia and fear of the human world, it is even more so now. there's truth to it - the mobs of humans always more dangerous than the lone vampire. but they're not alone here. and though their numbers small, he knows they have some little leverage.

louis looks up at lestat, then down to their joined hands, curling his fingers around lestat's in return. it's the first time that he's felt the need to hold onto him since being here - the first time he hasn't felt the weight of something awful and vicious in his chest. ]


Seeing me ain't enough. Not when you look round at all this.

[ he can feel his own hunger churning, the need for more and he tries to ignore it. ]

You think we gotta stay here? Probably look bad if we leave and someone... [ someone from the manor ends up dead. either way, his fingers tighten around lestat's, not allowing him to pull away. there will always be safety between a maker and their fledgling, and he feels the bond between them warm with the attention. ]

Feels like there's something in the blood - in all the food we could taste. Making the hunger hard to ignore.
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[personal profile] perfectionner 2024-10-05 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The curve of fingers around his own, the acknowledgment of that extended reassurance, is a comfort in itself, but barely β€” Lestat isn't preoccupied enough by it that he'll falter in his awareness of their surroundings. Yet the world still narrows, as it often does for him. It's selfish to think, but he knows he would allow the rest of this house, and all in it, to come to ruin if it ensured Louis' safety. The difference now, and one Lestat himself has come to recognize, is that Louis wouldn't want that. ]

The compulsion to feed... it may only become stronger.

[ And even though Lestat despises the circumstances they're in, is already questioning the path that may have brought all of the vampires to this point without their knowledge. Perhaps not all, he thinks to himself, briefly sparing a look for Armand. That will be a separate conversation, reserved for later. ]

Stay, for now. [ A low encouragement, with the understanding that they will both need to take their leave eventually. ] And if you must, if the hunger becomes too much to bear... then take it from me. [ He knows how deep Louis' restraint runs, but if it becomes a question of the other guests seeing the feed, it may look less damning if they reach for each other. ]