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SEPTEMBER 2024 TDM: LUGHNASADH


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol, nudity, potential for nsfw.
POOLSIDE PLAYLIST courtesy of Robin

It's an innocent enough, offhand suggestion from the mouth of one (1) DIARMUID about wanting to learn how to paint, and honestly, the house couldn't agree more: a party is necessary. As August winds down, it's important to go out with a bang, and what better way than through an explosive end of summer pool party? To say goodbye to the waning summer nights, the manor is throwing a pool party with an artistic neon twist. Per the growing complications of everyone's relationship status in this new age of bisexuality, polygamy, and pegging, glow-in-the-dark bracelets with matching solo cups have been set out with the appropriate labels β€”Β TAKEN, SINGLE, OPEN, and IT'S COMPLICATED, depending on your interest. Lounge by the water in your cutest bikini or trunks or nothing at all and engage in some very relaxing full-body painting using the supplies provided β€” that is, the paint is supplied, though brushes and sponges are few and far between. Better just to use your own body to paint your masterpiece. Put yourself on display as a model by the pool, or engage in a brutally competitive game of chicken fights, wherein the loser loses their clothes and the winner gets to keep them.

Not your style? Sneak off somewhere more private like the twinkling gardens illuminated with multicolored tiki lamps, lakeside decorated with bio-luminescent rocks, or the (perfectly safe, wolfless, we promise) maze to indulge in your inner desires. You might find that certain colors glow beneath the moonlight and unlock desires you’ve kept tightly under lock and key. It's hard not to feel impulsive or unrestrained under the full moon's light, with your body paint as armor. People might appear more attractive to you under this witching light like a magic spell cast β€” but really, you haven’t had any trouble with that, here. Have you?

If you’re thirsty, the house has tasked RICHIE, CARMY, and SANJI (dressed as cabana boys) with an extensive poolside drinks menu, since they’ve been so helpful with breakfast. Thanks, boys. Ask them for anything. In fact, ask them for everything. They're here to serve.

As the night closes out, turn your eyes heavenward for a spectacular fireworks show. Many apologies to those of you who suffer from PTSD; you can head inside for an early night and cover your ears with a pillow, but do be careful not to suffocate yourself, unless you're into that. The fireworks shimmer and shatter, and those watching closely might start to see hidden messages written in the stars for you, though is that your eyes playing tricks? Better ask that friend you’re snuggled up with. As anxiety weighs a little heavier on your heart, you might feel compelled to confess a few secrets on this last night of summer, big or small, something loving or not. Seek out that destructive habit, or take some steps toward healing. Let the fireworks drown out the noise.






FRUITS OF LABOUR


CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, gore, cannibalism.

Saying goodbye to summer means welcoming in the new season, and as August nights turn into September mornings, the landscape of the grounds changes from verdant greens to egg yolk yellow and sunburnt orange, a gradient of autumnal colors. To that end, a week long festival erects outside to enjoy the last of the year's good weather β€” a generous harvest bounty fills up tables and tables of ample displays, full of ripened fruits and fresh baked breads, baked potatoes roasted in the coals of a bonfire, sausages, wheels of cheese, marshmallows, cider and apple juice, tomato soup, apple and blackberry compote, rhubarb crumble, all richly decorated in sunset hues. Among the servings, anyone with a birthday in August or September will find themselves a individualized cake, perhaps with some motif to define them, otherwise just with the harvest decorations of gourds, leaves, wheat, and fruit. Alongside that, a new smaller maze has been made from hay bales on the lawn. During the day it's just a silly and fun maze, but at night it takes on a new form and characters can easily become lost and find themselves in a maze that seems to go on forever, with the ominous lowing of a bull somewhere in the distance. Luckily, everyone is released at daybreak, maybe a little traumatized, but all in one piece.

What would a festival be, without some games to indulge in? Around the celebratory grounds, there are four pumpkins painted gold, hidden around the festival. Anyone who finds one is entitled to a boon from your very generous hosts (join the race HERE). Hunting not to your tastes after the last few goose chases? No worries, there's plenty still to do β€” from apple bobbing, jumping over bonfires, throwing discus/shotput, horseshoes, and more, it's a festival jam packed with games and prizes to be won, from little jars of handmade jam from France, to stuffed chicken plushies, to tin cans with the labels ripped off, full of ... well, it's anyone's guess, really. Crack it open and find out!

In honor of the handfasting ceremony, characters are selected at random and tied together at the wrist, much to everyone's amusement. Once knotted, the ribbon will not give way under any physical or magical duress, meaning you'll be stuck together until the tie undoes on its own. It could be day, a night, two nights, or more, but it seems like the ribbon is waiting for something in particular β€”Β a genuine heart to heart, maybe? Consummating the marriage? Hopefully you like the person you're tied to, because you're going to be spending a lot of time with your temporary spouse, in immediately close quarters.

At the end of the week, there's a final end of summer ceremony, wherein the vampire ARMAND is given special homage for being an especially adored guest, donned in floral regalia and ordained with crowns of flowers, much to his growing malcontent. In fact, he and all the vampires present in house seem to be given the regal treatment from the staff with less grand flower crowns of their own, honored at the head of the festival's final gluttonous table, lined with naked, giggling bodies covered in autumnal produce, sprouting mushrooms, blooming flowers, and distinctly meaty dishes β€” steak and kidney pie, blood sausage, pumpkins stuffed with zebra meat. It's only after you drink the wildflower tea and locally (Very, Locally) crafted beer that things start to feel a little off. The happy bodies used as serving platters look sometimes, between one blink and the next, like masticated corpses, the gourds and fruits set more deeply in the cornucopia their opened chest cavities make. Despite that, there's no real sense of death in the air β€” get a better look, and you might find the veins of the dead work more like the vines for the plants, giving them life.

The question becomes: which is the hallucination? The smiling faces or the blooming corpses?

Though hysteria rankles through the crowd the more people come to terms with the visions they're seeing, given the population at the head of the table, it's a fairly easy riddle to crack. Can vampires eat the cursed food? In short: yes, they can. Sorry we made you eat people again.



DIRECTORY


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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-10-30 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
(It doesn't take much for Aegon to twist Aemond's arm when it comes to breakfast and he watches as his younger brother moves away to begin plating up, laughing quietly to himself as he turns back to the bar. With Aemond being so agreeable it would lend credence to the day being an auspicious one, even with the sensation of invisible hands trying to crush his head between them.

The hangover pain oddly didn't feel relevant to the alcohol Aegon remembered drinking, but there's little room to consider it too much when the younger of the pair returns with food, some familiar and some as foreign as many things already that morning. A moment of silence falls between them as blue eyes look from the plate to Aemond, Aegon finally relenting and taking the plate to carry it himself. Fine.

There's barely enough time to pour himself another full glass of wine before a hand takes his elbow. On a good day there'd be an argument, a reminder of who was king and who was not, a brotherly jab or two in some variety. Aemond is spared by virtue of new environs and a lack of energy or ability to care too hard as the young king opts to leave the carafe and be led to a seat.
)

What? (Even if the sunlight isn't in his face, Aegon still squints, his nose starting to wrinkle in the tell tale sign of a Targaryen grimace. His head is pounding and there's already regret at getting out of bed that morning, new place be damned.) What strange question is that?

(The plate of food is idly studied as Aegon lets the question linger in the air, the bacon popper spied and swiftly picked up to be eaten in two bites, any discomfort at the spice blending in with the already pained expression on his face.. A low rumble can be heard as Aegon's stomach protests the food, but even the king knows that food is the fastest way to fixing the pain; after another drink that is.)

Flying to Rook's Rest.
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[personal profile] provoke 2024-11-08 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ rook's rest has been months ago, a long while of watching aegon heal from the melted steel that has fused with his body. the wet, phlegmatic stench of his injuries still linger in aemond's memory - the crusting, open wounds, and the peeled flesh, and the melted fat that carved the blackened muscle too close to the bone.

his brother, once so golden, fallen from the sky in a dark and writhing heap. aemond will never atone for it enough, but he has to make peace with what he's done. he mustβ€”β€”
]

I've from a ways ahead from you. Mother as well, when you see her; she is herself here, but we do not keep to the same quarters or apartments.

[ aemond's eye rakes over his brother, coveting this of him β€” his whole self, healthy if a bit soured, no less beautiful in his drunken state than he is in lucidity. his vices never seem to touch him, in aemond's mind. if he could keep his brother like this, forever untouched by the war fought in his name, then everyone would be much happier.

he would feel less hurt for all that has happened since this war began.

after too long a pause, aemond begins again;
]

Rook's Rest is victorious, that is all you need to know. [ aemond pauses for a secondβ€” ] Is your head bothering you? You keep favouring one side.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-10 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
( There's a heavy sensation of something unspoken between them that lingers in the air that Aegon is unable to place, a feeling almost as if Aemond is happy to see him with the how the other glances his way. Aegon cannot fault his brother for it when finding themselves in such a strange place, even he cannot deny that seeing his brother is a small relief, and yet even as Aegon runs the thought through his mind there's a wonder if there's something more to it.

Not that there is time to turn it over for more thought when Aemond continues to talk, mentions of their mother and Rook's Rest being victorious all the distraction Aegon needs. His food is easily picked at, his head throbs, and the world for now keeps turning as the young King continues unaware of just what awaits him back home. The days of incessant pain, tortured and difficult not even a distant thought in Aegon's mind.
)

No more than usual and nothing time won't heal. ( Hangovers aren't new to the young king and, despite this one being a blinder, he knows that it will pass. The news of Rook's Rest being a victory is enough to bring a smile to his face; victorious obviously because a certain king had ridden out with Sunfyre to turn the tides of battle no doubt.

Aegon pauses to look at his plate, giving a small nod to himself as he realises that the food here is almost decent for such a drab looking place.
)

So when is it we are to return home?
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[personal profile] provoke 2024-11-11 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Brother mine, we do not return at our pleasure. The house keeps us as guests.

[ it is softly said, carefully volleyed, and aemond hopes his brother has sense and consciousness enough to read between the lines so that he might not accuse the house of treason so openly and in broad daylight. we are hostages here, he means to say, gilded as the cages are, and ever so pretty.

they have to be careful, especially when they're outnumbered and have no dragons to call. if there is something he and his mother are in agreement, it's that they have to play the field with more prudence and subtlety than they're used to. aegon, especially, if they are to make him rise through this crowd and be recognised as the rightful heir over rhaenyra.
]

Do not worry. Mother has curried favour with the House. We have some protection.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-11 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
( Most would consider Aegon to be the least intelligent of the siblings, and in that they wouldn't be far from the truth. But few times there are rare moments of partial intelligence, a clarity and understanding that heralds some insight to what is happening. He can see how Aemond speaks the words, as if saying them too harshly would invoke some consequence upon them both and Aegon comes to the same understanding. Hostages, then. He should be alarmed at how others have come to be in the same position, Aemond especially with how fiercely the other can fight. But there's just a roll of the eyes as exasperation takes precedence over concern.

One prisoner situation to another. Some things never change.

Aegon leans back in his chair, staring at a piece of bacon before picking it up to eat it.
)

Protect us from what, exactly? The cooking? Or you mean to say that the House will intervene should our murderous sister deign to show her face?
Edited (shown, his hangover aint that bad, it's show.) 2024-11-11 08:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] provoke 2024-11-11 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Rhaenyra is already here.

[ this time, the bitterness comes through. ]

You know my mind well. I do not jest on matters of family. Daemon is here too, as is Jacaerys and his trothed Velaryon girl, Baela. A daughter of House Stark has arrived with us, and another who claims herself a Targaryen long descended from Rhaenyra's line. Time works impossibly, here.

[ aemond drinks from his cup with measured gulps, slow as he watches his brother over the lip of it. ]

If it comforts you, all four of the Blacks suffered deaths in recent β€” but death does not stick here, Aegon. Above everything else, you must keep this in mind.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-11 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
( Aegon responds easily to Aemond's bitterness with his own, a muttered fuck sake almost audible under his breath as he shakes his head. Being a prisoner in a large cage is one thing, but being one with those inclined to murder other family members is not the best. Not that things get better as Aemond rattles off a list of names Aegon could have gone the rest of his life without hearing along with two that aren't so familiar. )

Dinner will be interesting. ( Sarcasm makes Aegon feel a little better, though he tilts his head with a fraction of curiosity. His hangover has dulled to a low, dull throb as talk of such fanciful things holds his attention. ) House Stark, the same one that declared their allegiance with our sister and a woman who claims such wild things?

( Such claims are mildly tolerated only because Aemond says them, yet it doesn't stop Aegon from laughing an almost shrill, disbelieving noise at the talk of death. )

Death does not stick here? Then we shall find a way to make it stick for them.
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[personal profile] provoke 2024-11-11 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not for a lack of trying, Aegon.

[ some of his natural wryness bleeds through. much as aemond has enjoyed the relative peace here, he won't deny that he's been restless these past weeks. the werewolf game only worsened the feeling, given that their mother had in essence put him in arrest functionally. he could not kill, could not fight, could not do more than be a watchdog for others that lent well to their cause. and he was happy to do it, because it was something to do, but aemond has known the taste of fighting on dragonback. he yearns for the sky, he yearns for dragonfire kissing his cheeks.

he yearns for the blood of their enemies coating vhagar's teeth. aegon understood, though perhaps he understood too late.
]

There are... witches, here. Who can bring back the dead, or see through the Stranger's embrace. [ aemond reaches across the table to grip his brother's wrist, firmly and tightly as if he might slip away and disappear otherwise. ] If you should cross any of them, you must tell me or our mother immediately. Do you understand?

Aegon. Promise me.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-12 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
( Most would never have thought Aegon to be a bloodthirsty one, a young man too wrapped up in drinking, women and trying to be some kind of a king to bother with such things. But then such things had become personal on all levels, an affront that could never be undone and Aegon knows if he found one of the other Targaryens struggling in the lake the only assistance he would give would be to keep his foot on their head. )

Witches?

( Again, had it been anyone else such things would have been cast aside, declared whimsy and promptly forgotten. Witches who could undo the faceless Stranger's decree? Where were they back home when they were needed? Fingers clasp tightly at his wrist, their warmth and strength pulling Aegon's attention back to the current conversation at hand. Our mother. Things are dire if Aemond speaks such words and eventually the blond nods. No matter where they are or what the situation is, family took precedent.

Mostly.
)

If I see a witch you will both be the first to be told.
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[personal profile] provoke 2024-11-13 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Witches.

[ a friend of his is a witch, a controversial one. pierce strickland had taken his justice and the house guests called him cruel and based for it; in the moment, aemond felt so strongly that he would've raised true steel for his name. now, with the calm following the end of the werewolf games, aemond has settled into his thoughts over pierce's standing in his mind β€” and truthfully, he's happy about it.

as happy as he could be about anything here.
]

One such witch brought Rhaenyra back, and Jacaerys when he was killed. You will hear about the deaths soon enough; 'tis barely a fortnight since the games have closed and called upon the victors of the game.

Do you know where you'll be staying yet? If you've not chosen a place, you should stay with me.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-16 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
( Games of death and resurrection should be cause for concern, a problem as the true nature of the manor reveals itself. A place that seemingly had no escape. It had caught Aemond and Alicent in its claws, along with the other half of the family that Aegon knows, despite everything, could still fight when needed. Just how strong is this Balfour family?

But for now he is content only to wonder what witches would even look like for him to relay the sightings. Would he know before a curse is flung his way?
)

A terrible mistake for a witch to be making. They must have no allegiances.

( The conversation shifts and Aegon is fine to go with it, idly turning his glass in circles by the rim. Wait, what? )

We do not stay in the room we awaken in? ( Normally he'd laugh and say no, and to piss off, but circumstances have since changed. The manor is weird and not only that but their mother also lives nearby. A united front would be needed to deal with Alicent and Aegon considers it, eyes narrowing in thought as he does so. Aemond knows the ways of the manor and should Alicent come barging in to wake Aegon up, perhaps he can throw his little brother in her path instead. ) Where do you stay?
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cw: mild weight talk

[personal profile] provoke 2024-11-16 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
We are not obligated to, more likely. I've stayed in the one I woke up in, but only because I prefer it over the others that I've seen. It's on one of the upper floors.

[ aemond's room is painted in rich greens and gold, with a lovely view of the grounds. best viewed during sunrise. the other half of the paired rooms is similarly painted, if inverse β€” aemond thinks aegon would appreciate it. gold is sunfyre's colour.

best to get on with breakfast, at least. he digs into his plate finally, the vegetables going quickly while he takes his time with the meats. the eggs... he doesn't touch most of it. he appreciates the eggs, he truly does, but having it every day is starting to bother him; he's getting muscle he hasn't anticipated.
]

...I am happy that you're here, Aegon. Truly. I hope you'll be happy here, too.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-21 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Then I shall stay by yours.

( It's as simple as that in Aegon's mind, though the reality may not be quite so easy. Certainly they could live next to each other but as to how long that peace lasts will be anyone's guess. At least the room will be to Aegon's tastes.

The young king watches quietly as his brother begins to eat, noting silently how birdlike Aemond is in his eating habits. Aegon is not so particular, having been taught early on to eat what was put in front of him out of kingly courtesy than anything. That, and heavy foods helped with maladies of the wine inflicted or so the maesters claimed...
)

Happy in a place that has witches, family members who refuse to stay dead, with no escape or way out prevalent to any who reside here and filled to the brim with strange and mysterious objects? ( Aegon's expression is completely deadpan before he leans back his seat with a small shrug. ) How bad can it be?