1. I woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What happened?
2. apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling.
3. If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
4. There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. god bless leopard tube tops.
5. I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
6. wildcard, text him!