oo1. can't get off the floor. need more alcohol and/or drugs. send help.
oo2. how good ya think they clean the rooms here? i got a black-light and a bet i can install it and see nothing weird.
oo3. a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set their room on fire, yeah?
oo4. our conversation went from my mid-life crises to you choking me reallll fast.
oo5. text her!