oo1. you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
oo2. Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the fangs.
oo3. I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
oo4. What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
oo5. text him!