𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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dean winchester | supernatural

[venatoris]

1. I woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What happened?
2. apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling.
3. If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
4. There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. god bless leopard tube tops.
5. I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
6. wildcard, text him!

2.

[suturing]

did you forget about gravity.

[venatoris]

what's that gotta do with mr clean not removing blood

[suturing]

it works by chemically breaking down the components of the stain. works best if you can soak it, as it were. if you're dabbing it up, gravity's working against you.

use a spray bottle and a baking soda solution instead.

[venatoris]

oh right. makes sense

[ duh, dean ]

i'm gonna try that, thanks dude.

have we met? name's dean

[suturing]

we haven't.
you were a suspect during the games at one point, yes?
i helped with the autopsies.

lee eunhyuk. lee is fine, if it's easier.
why is there blood on your cieling?

[venatoris]

yeah apparently. i was stuck in an escape room half the time, though. had no idea what the hell was going on

cool, lee. ok
and i don't know. it just kinda showed up, so either someone is dead upstairs or the house is messing with me

[suturing]

an escape room? why would we need one when this whole place is a maze as it is?

what if it's both? you never know who has a horrible sense of humor.

[venatoris]

yeah that's a damn good question i've been asking myself since i got out

yeah that's fair. the ducks were okay, this is definitely a lot worse.

4

[butwearenotmen]

Is that what style of clothes this is? [What are late 90s fashions??]

It explains the free alcohol I am being plied with.

[venatoris]

yeah, sexy aren't they

free makes it taste better in my book

[butwearenotmen]

The material is strange, but I am no stranger to skin being shown.

I think it is the least this place could do, guests as we are. But it is flattering.

[And why she got as drunk as she did.]

[venatoris]

me either, so i guess that's a bonus

least they could do is gimme my goddamn gun but i guess beggars can't be choosy

[butwearenotmen]

What is a gun?

[venatoris]

it's a kind of weapon, shoots projectiles fast enough to kill a man. or monster.

[butwearenotmen]

What a useful thing to have here. They took my dragons. Also useful.

[venatoris]

uh yeah I'd say dragons would be pretty damn useful. and freakin' awesome

[butwearenotmen]

I wish I could show you them.