draino | 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

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what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

I should be disappointed you're not better at it, then.

you've eaten rice all of a week. name two kinds of rice.

White, brown, Arborio, Basmati, Jasmine... Shall I go on?

and you can't cook it yourself? now you're just exploitative.

I can. I just didn't want to.

lazy. and at your old age. do you have arthritis?

No, but I did just come back from the dead.

so did i, you're not that special. or that incapacitated.

at least pay me for the work.

No.

So you're poor.

Not at all. I was swimming in gold.

so you're just a freeloader. i see.

I'm glad you've figured it out.

are you proud of yourself?

Very.