𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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harry dresden ( the dresden files )

[forzare]

( 1. ) fell down a flight of stairs. found a sex dungeon. was approached someone in a leather harness. help.

( 2. ) yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the LAST step is kidnapping them

( 3. ) they called me a a free range boytoy

( 4. ) i don't make the first move. ever. unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit

( 5. ) [ TEXT HIM ]

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[holyposition]

Well, that's not true. You've aged out of "boytoy" by now.

[forzare]

Jeeze Tim, ouch?

Can you really age out of boytoy status among immortal/quasi-immortal entities?

[holyposition]

It's not an insult! A lot of people prefer older men.

...I guess it would still apply for them.