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what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

that's so romantic.

you think? i might love bacon more, but i'm not complaining!

absolutely!

I mean, bacon can be made over and over so in a way it's more dependable than a man, lbr.

i haven't had much time for relationships, but bacon has never steered me wrong yet!

exactly! you get it.

do you prefer it crispy or limp?