𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[peasant]

And all I needed to achieve that level of unbearable optimism were two knives in me.

( :) :) :) good news all her emotions have been replaced with bad, morbid sarcasm. )

[kobes]

Well, you're honest at least. I keep thinking about how bad it could get and so far my only idea is razor blade blenders or rabid sharks.

[peasant]

Giant spiders popping out of a cake to tell you happy birthday.

[kobes]

Oh, that's a good one. Flying spiders, maybe. That speak in the voices of your most feared enemies and spit fire.

[peasant]

Fire that makes you want to have sex with everyone you see, turns you into a spider yourself — or both, knowing this place.

[kobes]

There are at least five people here who'd think that was awesome, and that's only the ones off the top of my head.