𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[provoke]

A leash? It works well enough, if the leash is made well for its wearer. Some work best with a cage, some with a leash — it takes some cleverness to know which one best suits a man.

Or a young child, I suppose.

...What is bowling?

[bubblegumheart]

I'll keep that in mind. I used to babysit a kid whose parents insisted that the only way to get him to behave in public was making him wear a backpack leash, and I guess it worked well enough for them but I never actually needed it.

[Then again, she only saw him for a handful of hours at a time, a couple of times a week.]

Bowling is when you take turns rolling a heavy ball down a lane to see how many pins you can knock down each time. There are ten pins and you usually get two rolls per turn.