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NOVEMBER 2024 TDM: RENAISSANCE


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




2 GIRLS 1 CUP

CONTENT WARNINGS: nudity, potential for nsfw.

Over the past few days, a bit of construction has taken place on the grounds of the Saltburnt estate, and while it's difficult to piece together what exactly is being built, it's clear to see: whatever it is, it's massive, taking up a huge percentage of the grounds with multiple included structures. On the outside it seems almost like a neighborhood is being sprung up β€”Β new houses for people to live in, maybe? New shops, disconnected from the manor at large? All is revealed on opening day, when upon entry all are greeted with cheery hellos from jauntily clad persons shouting, "Huzzah!" and "Hail and well met!" For the more medieval and fantasy inclined among you, it might feel like stepping somewhere familiar and homey. To the rest, you know β€” you've just walked into a Ren Faire. Costumes are expected.

Not sure what to wear? Those born between SEPTEMBER to FEBRUARY are dubbed part of the Unseelie Court, which is associated with darkness and decay, generally dressed in deep, dark colors. Those born between MARCH to AUGUST are part of the Seelie Court, which is associated with stars and sky, in lighter, brighter colors.

On either side of the split path, you're assaulted by the scents, sights, and sounds of any ordinary Ren Faire. Vendors pawn off garlicky mushrooms and full turkey legs, or flower crowns and juggling sticks in exchange for a kiss, a secret, a lock of hair, or something of equal nonsensical value. Step inside a shop and see sellers offering crude jewelry and satchels of loose leaf tea, fudge sold by the ounce and porcelain ocarinas. Essentially, if it's kitschy and thematic, you can find it here, being sold to you by people in costume who refuse to break character.

Shopping not quite your style? Fear not! If you're lucky in your wanderings, your might spot the Unseelie Queen ALICENT HIGHTOWER or her counterpart and opposed Seelie Queen LAURALAE carried on palanquins towards the very back of the faire, where the real heart of the show takes place in a small stadium for entertainment purposes β€”Β a tourney for distinguishing yourself as the best among your peers in the manor. Prior to the tourney, all characters are given a favor of some kind ( an embroidered handkerchief, ribbon, garland, or piece of jewelry ) to give to a person of their choosing, be they a competitor or not, to show their support. Strangely, this favor seems to link them through an empathetic, sensation-based bond, so they feel everything their chosen competitor experiences. Mutual favors result in a mutual bond.

The challenges are set: ARCHERY/KNIFE THROWING, SWORDFIGHTING/HAND-TO-HAND, and a BARD'S TOURNEY. In addition to the more ye olde flavor of competition, there are also challenges for COUPLE TENNIS, HORSE POLO, and CHESS. And, in true Saltburnt fashion, there is also a somewhat lewd display of voyeuristic NUDE WRESTLING, where the first person to have an orgasm loses. (You can sign up for these competitions HERE.) To every challenge there is dubbed a winner, who in the old Westerosi tradition gets to crown a chosen "maiden" with the title THE QUEEN OR KING OF LOVE AND BEAUTY and an extravagant wreath of flowers, their victory dedicated to the lucky lord or lady. These wreaths are both fashionable and functional β€” while wearing them, no one can resist following whatever queenly command your character gives. Additionally, winners will receive prizes courtesy of Saltburnt, all to be determined upon victory.

Whichever queen has the most winners at the end of the tourney is crowned HIGH QUEEN OF THE FAE. The Queen is paraded around and celebrated by all, and while tribute is not necessary, it certainly is appreciated!






RING AROUND THE ROSEY


CONTENT WARNINGS: potential for nsfw.

The Ren Faire fixture runs adjacent to the tree line of the forest, which one can enter through a booth manned by THE GREAT WIZARD ARCHIBALD, who warns you to be prepared to enter the Realm of the Fae beyond his backdrop curtain, before handing you a flower and a pair of antlers (or a head piece from your fauna choice) for your journey to the beyond. Upon entering, you are greeted by a forest that bears no resemblance to the woods you've grown to expect in your time at the manor, everything more exaggeratedly lush than it had been even a day or so prior. Plump fruits with slightly glimmering skins grow fat on the vine, every leaf on every tree vibrant and healthy despite the changing of seasons, gone orange and red with the cold. Despite that, it's surprisingly balmy in the forest, everything illuminated by glimmering fairy lights and strung up lanterns. Flowers bloom under your feet, alongside perfect little red mushrooms, everything so idealistic it almost borders on discomfort.

Despite any reservations, there is a wild compulsion to everyone who enters the forest. The flower the wizard gave you is pungent enough to dizzy your head, leading you to the instinct of frolicking β€” or if you're not the type to frolick, then wandering β€”Β through the woods, to find some counterpart to your particular flower in a very innocent (or not so innocent) game of cat and mouse. Once you find them, a simple kiss will serve as enough to claim your prize and ease the compulsion. Unless, of course, you want to give a little more. It couldn't hurt, right?

Wander further through the seemingly never ending woods, drawn on of the beauty of faerie, and find yourself at a somewhat rundown chapel surrounded by foliage, the roof and walls broken down with age, invaded by exploring plant life that crawls and vines through every crack and opening. While the stone altar of indeterminate denomination seems like it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years, let alone cleaned, there's the distinct impression you are walking on hallowed, sacred ground when you move to inspect it. Those clever among you might note different runes etched on what appears to be a wooden tabernacle on an ancient pillar at the back of the chapel. Looking into it, there's a word from an unknown language carved inside, complimented with a cheat sheet bit of yellowing paper which reads F. M. K., with further explanation: FRIENDS, MARRY, KINK.

What could it mean? Well. You and whoever you entered the chapel with, or whoever enters next, are stuck until further notice unless you complete one of the proffered options. FRIENDS, it's time you bury the hatchet, let bygones be bygones and accept our faults moving forward, together, to the future. MARRY, let's seal our bonded union with the trees as our witness, in a church of our own making. KINK, if the altar can't be used for the former, it can certainly be used for the latter. Nothing vanilla will do β€”Β kink up or shut up.

Once completed, you're free to leave and roam around the forest at your leisure. If you wander far enough you might hear a distant, organic sound whirring and clicking from the trees, but don't worry. Whatever is watching you probably doesn't bite.




DIRECTORY


holyposition: (framed looking up for cute sub reasons)

fair!

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-09 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Some kind of fairy, I think.

[ Tim's been designated a Seelie on account of his summer birthday, but he is far more interested in what the Unseelies are doing, as lovers and friends and sistermoms alike have all ended up on the other side - and really, he doesn't care about the teams so much as the relief of finally having a party where, at least for now, there will be no murders or monsters, only friendly games. His eyes are watchful as Alicent and the queenly entourage pass them, as they should be, given the threats he's already protected her from, both real and imagined.

It's because of that closeness that he has an inkling as to who Aegon might be. Not specifically, but he's heard enough about the family, gotten close to Aemond and met even more of the Targaryens, enough to know that he shares their coloring and coincidences are rare around here. He smiles, one of his first real ones since the werewolf game. ]


Tim Laughlin. I think I've been sorted wrong.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-09 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
A house that arranges around a thing that does not exist?

( Aegon scoffs audibly at that, unaware that his own motif is a creature many would consider to be mythical at best. The criticism fades quickly enough, the drink in hand more interesting than the Unseelie meaning and eventually Aegon glances over at Tim, aware the other is still talking.

No your grace, no bow of the head of any sort. Most would be carted away for the audacity, for daring to speak without accolades to the king. The novelty will eventually wear off but for now the Targaryen simply tilts his head with a small smile as he gives Tim another curious look, completely unaware that the other knows more than he appears to.
)

What has sorted you wrong, Tim Laughlin?
holyposition: (guy that gets killed at the start of a n)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-09 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just a silly team name, for the sake of the party. You might be surprised though, there's a lot I never thought was real until I woke up here.

[ Vampires, werewolves, dragons, witches and wizards, the list goes on and on, but it wouldn't be polite to unfurl a full list of The Horrors onto someone who's just arrived. Tim sips at the drink in his hand, some sort of ale, and tips his head back towards the procession. ]

The Queen, Alicent, is a close friend of mine. We've been aligned in the rest of this manor's stupid schemes, but they've put me on the other team now.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-09 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
( Alicent. A close friend. Aegon nearly chokes on his drink, head swivelling back to stare at Tim as if suddenly stumbling upon some new species. His mother didn't have friends nor would most dare use her name in such a casual manner. All talk of team names evaporates as Aegon tries to understand exactly what is happening here. )

The Queen dowager is a friend of yours? ( Incredulous, but Aegon can't help himself, unable to prevent the word dowager from leaving his mouth, betraying how much he knows the woman who brought him into the world. ) You make it sound as if you have both been here for some time.

( A friend? Did his mother have friends?? )
holyposition: (haha no don't poison ur liver ur so sexy)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-10 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. Prince Aemond, too.

[ Confirmation. Approaching a stranger to tell them he knows them and his family would be disturbing whether it's true or not, so it's nice to know he won't look like a lunatic. Aegon looks awfully surprised, though. He's not sure if that's sad for Alicent or an insult against him. ]

I arrived with the first group, in June. [ Wait, their calendar is different, right? ] About five months ago. She came the month after.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-10 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
( A friend of Aemond's? It's such a farfetched comment that Aegon can't help but laugh, inherently amused by the idea of his little brother calling someone a friend. He didn't have friends, only people who were useful and in a way the same could be said for all of the Targaryen family, not just Aemond...

The laughter tapers off as Aegon consoles himself with another drink of mead, letting the taste wash away any chance of that thought taking hold.
)

So you claim to be a friend of Alicent and Aemond for many moons. ( He's pretty sure months are moons, it sounds right to Aegon and he fixes Tim with as neutral a stare as he can muster over his chalice. )

It stands to reason that you know who I am, and yet you speak as if we are somehow equals.
holyposition: (in my head)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's not a kind laugh. It's a careless one, dismissive of the time and effort he and Aemond have both spent in understanding each other, the warmth he's offered and the sliver of it he's coaxed out in return. If half of what he's been told of Aegon is true, it isn't any wonder that finding Aemond's good side can be like pulling teeth.

Tim tries to hide the judgmental scrunch in his features behind his oversized mug of ale. ]


We are here. This place doesn't recognize your authority.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-10 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No it does not, but you still recognised my brother's authority when speaking of him mere moments ago.

( Aegon keeps his stare on Tim, silent and judging until he can stand it no longer and the moment breaks as he gives a small laugh. This time the laugh is as genuine as Aegon can muster; whatever. This place has already tested him so it's little surprise that the people who live there will do the same.

And, if people denying his kingship caused that much harm, Aegon knows he would have perished long before now.
)

Worry not, there are others here that care more for such things than I. ( Aegon pauses, taking another drink as he opts for leniency, taking an approach that would no doubt please his mother at some point. ) Aegon Targaryen. King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and protector of the Realm too if you listen to what the ones back home would say.

( Another small smile and then — ) It is a mouthful, so you can call me your grace.
holyposition: (coffee date)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-11 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
He's earned that.

[ For his support during last month's deadly games, and sharing his rooms when Tim's heartache forced him to flee his own, for spending so much time and energy training him in swordsmanship so that next time there's an attempt on his life, he might defend himself. Aemond has earned his loyalty beyond the courtesy he would have gotten from being Alicent's son alone, Aegon hasn't.

That further explanation isn't offered. 'Easily it could be used against me,' 'family is grief and offense and torment' - all right from Aemonds mouth. Tim won't be the one to make any of that worse by saying too much. ]


Can I? I'll think about it, then.

[ Raising his mug, as if to toast him. ]
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-11 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Try not to think too much on it, you would be doing yourself a disservice.

( Aegon gives another small shrug, gaze focusing back on their surroundings as he watches the world go by, unaware of what his brother may have said before now. If anything, Aegon should be the one to declare family as grief, offense and torment, having been thrust upon a throne he'd neither wanted nor cared for. Being used as a political piece between his mother and grandsire is nothing new or hidden to Aegon and in a small way this new place will be a reprieve.

Maybe.
)

How is it you know my mother. Friends you said?
holyposition: (or you might fall in love)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-11 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And what in God’s name is that supposed to mean? Tim opens his mouth to take offense, but rather answers the next question, instead. It’s a practiced answer, given at least a dozen times by now, to people who find it hard to believe a soft American boy would be suited at all to a queen’s service. He’s not so bashful about it as he usually is though, leaving out the usual bits about how he was just in the right place at the right time, anyone would have done the same, he’s truly no brave knight at all, and the other bits of humility he’s usually sure to pepper in. If he doesn’t assert himself to this boy, he’s sure to be stepped on. ]

I saved her from a beast that was rampaging through the grounds, and we’ve been close ever since.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-12 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
( Of all the answers Aegon had been expecting, saving Alicent from a rampaging beast had not been one of them. It's enough to get the young king's full attention for once as he looks at Tim as if seeing the guy for the first time. He didn't think the other would have it in him to take on what could be considered a problem so big, but there's little reason to lie when the truth can so easily be asked about from his mother. )

Really? ( There's no disbelief, the honest question leaving Aegon's lips before he can even stop it. ) I mean. Well done.

( Not that Aegon is sure his mother couldn't just scold said beast to death, but at least Tim seems to be on the right side. Sort of. ) Do not worry about the team they have sorted you on at this faire. My mother is of a mind to know that these games mean very little in end. Have your fun.
Edited 2024-11-12 13:36 (UTC)
holyposition: (will you let me lay beside you?)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-12 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[ Tim can take the compliment gracefully, pleased that Aegon doesn’t seem to have an annoying laugh or retort for it. And he knows, truly, that Alicent won’t take any of this house’s arbitrary sorting personally. Were there any doubt, he’d dye his clothes emerald himself. ]

What about you? [ Casting a curious glance over him, already noticing differences from Aemond, simply from the way he carries himself. He’s looser, less serious, seemingly unbothered, in the way of people who have rarely had to work for anything. If Tim were truly as good as he tries to be, he wouldn’t let the stories he’s heard color his judgment so much, and form his opinion based on the man standing in front of him, but his own sense of loyalty being what it is, that might not be possible. ] Signing up for any of the games?

[ Nodding towards the booth with the sign-up sheets, not far off. ]
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-12 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Myself?

( There's a brief moment of surprise at that question, as if caught unawares by it. A king partaking in the festivities usually wasn't the case, and if anything Aegon simply hadn't considered it. The booth seems enticing enough, with the promise of signing up and winning prizes and, well, if Aegon did everything his mother said he wouldn't be in half as much trouble as he usually is. )

Hm. Mayhap the one with the horses. They aren't quite dragons, but it could still work. ( The mental image of Aegon the Second of his Name parading around on a horse is all too amusing and the young man snorts with laughter into his drink. ) Archery could also prove eventful, in a way that would not give my mother cause for concern.

( There's an odd kind of wryness in that statement, Aegon's nose wrinkling a little as he says it. Alicent cares in her own way yet even Aegon is aware of the distance between them. Would she cry if he met his demise at a sword fighting competition gone wrong? Even he's not sure. )

And yourself? What is it that interests you here? Or perhaps not here, what do you do for coin when not attending faires?
holyposition: (I know the law)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-18 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I don’t think this is a β€˜fight to the death’ kind of event.

[ it had better not be – Aemond, as his mentor in swordsmanship, has convinced him to sign up and test his skills, even if these bouts weren’t meant to go to the last, Tim will be pleased with himself if he just manages not to be killed by a magical sword-god or whatever other silliness awaits him here. ]

There’s no kings where I’m from, so the people elect representatives to make the laws. Back home, I worked for one of them. A very influential one. [ He does not say so with pride, swallowing the last comment down with his ale. ] Your mother had likened it to a councilor.
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-21 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't? Then why bother?

( Back home jousting often led to death, it was just one of those things that is so ingrained Aegon doesn't stop to think much about it. He just knows that being in this place with his mother means scrutiny, though he keeps as much to himself.

Thankfully Tim clarifies with mention of a councillor, the comparison making it easy to envision in his mind. Somehow Tim being in some kind of advising role isn't a surprise.
)

A fine position to hold. Though from the words you spoke, the smallfolk make the laws where you are from?
holyposition: (good luck taking care of yourself)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-11-26 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there’s no…kings, or nobility, so there’s no smallfolk [ With a twinge of annoyance. It’s condescending. ] either. There are rich and poor, but no one has authority over the rest in the same way. Unless they’re elected. Each state sends their representatives to the capital, where they collaborate to make the laws.

[ A very basic, and very optimistic, primer on US politics. You’re welcome, Aegon. ]
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[personal profile] beneficiary 2024-11-28 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
If there are no kings or nobility then that makes everyone smallfolk, and just because they do not exist in yours does not make things less so in my own world. ( Aegon can't help but look truly puzzled, the term isn't as derogatory as it sounds, but he just doesn't understand how it comes across. That and even he can pick up on the annoyance, having lived such times with his mother and family. )

I am intrigued that so many can come together to agree upon the laws they live by. No-one fights over those things?