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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburntmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2024-11-09 08:00 am
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NOVEMBER 2024 TDM: RENAISSANCE


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




2 GIRLS 1 CUP

CONTENT WARNINGS: nudity, potential for nsfw.

Over the past few days, a bit of construction has taken place on the grounds of the Saltburnt estate, and while it's difficult to piece together what exactly is being built, it's clear to see: whatever it is, it's massive, taking up a huge percentage of the grounds with multiple included structures. On the outside it seems almost like a neighborhood is being sprung up β€”Β new houses for people to live in, maybe? New shops, disconnected from the manor at large? All is revealed on opening day, when upon entry all are greeted with cheery hellos from jauntily clad persons shouting, "Huzzah!" and "Hail and well met!" For the more medieval and fantasy inclined among you, it might feel like stepping somewhere familiar and homey. To the rest, you know β€” you've just walked into a Ren Faire. Costumes are expected.

Not sure what to wear? Those born between SEPTEMBER to FEBRUARY are dubbed part of the Unseelie Court, which is associated with darkness and decay, generally dressed in deep, dark colors. Those born between MARCH to AUGUST are part of the Seelie Court, which is associated with stars and sky, in lighter, brighter colors.

On either side of the split path, you're assaulted by the scents, sights, and sounds of any ordinary Ren Faire. Vendors pawn off garlicky mushrooms and full turkey legs, or flower crowns and juggling sticks in exchange for a kiss, a secret, a lock of hair, or something of equal nonsensical value. Step inside a shop and see sellers offering crude jewelry and satchels of loose leaf tea, fudge sold by the ounce and porcelain ocarinas. Essentially, if it's kitschy and thematic, you can find it here, being sold to you by people in costume who refuse to break character.

Shopping not quite your style? Fear not! If you're lucky in your wanderings, your might spot the Unseelie Queen ALICENT HIGHTOWER or her counterpart and opposed Seelie Queen LAURALAE carried on palanquins towards the very back of the faire, where the real heart of the show takes place in a small stadium for entertainment purposes β€”Β a tourney for distinguishing yourself as the best among your peers in the manor. Prior to the tourney, all characters are given a favor of some kind ( an embroidered handkerchief, ribbon, garland, or piece of jewelry ) to give to a person of their choosing, be they a competitor or not, to show their support. Strangely, this favor seems to link them through an empathetic, sensation-based bond, so they feel everything their chosen competitor experiences. Mutual favors result in a mutual bond.

The challenges are set: ARCHERY/KNIFE THROWING, SWORDFIGHTING/HAND-TO-HAND, and a BARD'S TOURNEY. In addition to the more ye olde flavor of competition, there are also challenges for COUPLE TENNIS, HORSE POLO, and CHESS. And, in true Saltburnt fashion, there is also a somewhat lewd display of voyeuristic NUDE WRESTLING, where the first person to have an orgasm loses. (You can sign up for these competitions HERE.) To every challenge there is dubbed a winner, who in the old Westerosi tradition gets to crown a chosen "maiden" with the title THE QUEEN OR KING OF LOVE AND BEAUTY and an extravagant wreath of flowers, their victory dedicated to the lucky lord or lady. These wreaths are both fashionable and functional β€” while wearing them, no one can resist following whatever queenly command your character gives. Additionally, winners will receive prizes courtesy of Saltburnt, all to be determined upon victory.

Whichever queen has the most winners at the end of the tourney is crowned HIGH QUEEN OF THE FAE. The Queen is paraded around and celebrated by all, and while tribute is not necessary, it certainly is appreciated!






RING AROUND THE ROSEY


CONTENT WARNINGS: potential for nsfw.

The Ren Faire fixture runs adjacent to the tree line of the forest, which one can enter through a booth manned by THE GREAT WIZARD ARCHIBALD, who warns you to be prepared to enter the Realm of the Fae beyond his backdrop curtain, before handing you a flower and a pair of antlers (or a head piece from your fauna choice) for your journey to the beyond. Upon entering, you are greeted by a forest that bears no resemblance to the woods you've grown to expect in your time at the manor, everything more exaggeratedly lush than it had been even a day or so prior. Plump fruits with slightly glimmering skins grow fat on the vine, every leaf on every tree vibrant and healthy despite the changing of seasons, gone orange and red with the cold. Despite that, it's surprisingly balmy in the forest, everything illuminated by glimmering fairy lights and strung up lanterns. Flowers bloom under your feet, alongside perfect little red mushrooms, everything so idealistic it almost borders on discomfort.

Despite any reservations, there is a wild compulsion to everyone who enters the forest. The flower the wizard gave you is pungent enough to dizzy your head, leading you to the instinct of frolicking β€” or if you're not the type to frolick, then wandering β€”Β through the woods, to find some counterpart to your particular flower in a very innocent (or not so innocent) game of cat and mouse. Once you find them, a simple kiss will serve as enough to claim your prize and ease the compulsion. Unless, of course, you want to give a little more. It couldn't hurt, right?

Wander further through the seemingly never ending woods, drawn on of the beauty of faerie, and find yourself at a somewhat rundown chapel surrounded by foliage, the roof and walls broken down with age, invaded by exploring plant life that crawls and vines through every crack and opening. While the stone altar of indeterminate denomination seems like it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years, let alone cleaned, there's the distinct impression you are walking on hallowed, sacred ground when you move to inspect it. Those clever among you might note different runes etched on what appears to be a wooden tabernacle on an ancient pillar at the back of the chapel. Looking into it, there's a word from an unknown language carved inside, complimented with a cheat sheet bit of yellowing paper which reads F. M. K., with further explanation: FRIENDS, MARRY, KINK.

What could it mean? Well. You and whoever you entered the chapel with, or whoever enters next, are stuck until further notice unless you complete one of the proffered options. FRIENDS, it's time you bury the hatchet, let bygones be bygones and accept our faults moving forward, together, to the future. MARRY, let's seal our bonded union with the trees as our witness, in a church of our own making. KINK, if the altar can't be used for the former, it can certainly be used for the latter. Nothing vanilla will do β€”Β kink up or shut up.

Once completed, you're free to leave and roam around the forest at your leisure. If you wander far enough you might hear a distant, organic sound whirring and clicking from the trees, but don't worry. Whatever is watching you probably doesn't bite.




DIRECTORY


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welcome

[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-10 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cellar watches her come over while chewing a croissant, a bit of strawberry jam caught in the corner of her lips with a finger that she modestly cleans with a kiss. She rushes to wipe the finger on a handkerchief as soon as Dawn makes it clear that she's sitting down, clearing her throat before matching the smile in tone. Helpful, she can be helpful. She's got this. ]

Oh! Yeah, uh, hold on. [ Dug out of her pocket is a first gen iPhone. Had Cellar ever even seen one before waking up here? Probably not. ] Reception's pretty shit, though. I already tried to call my boss a bunch of times and it didn't work.
ruralize: (✞ 035.)

[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dawn forces a big, polite smile, more grateful for the phone than she is judgemental about a stranger's table mannersβ€” although a little of that, too. ]

Bless your heart. I'll only be a minute.

[ She stands and walks over to the window, not wanting to rudely try making the call at the breakfast table (nothing is that urgent), but none of the numbers she tries connect; not home, not family, not even 911. Dawn stares at the phone in frustration, holding it up and pacing in a circle to see if that gets her any more bars.

Nope. Nothing. She trudges back to the table in defeat, handing Cellar her phone back.
]

Thank you anyway. [ Her smile is tight and rueful now, though less forced. ] Are you sure it's safe to eat that?
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dawn is watched the whole way through, side-eyed with an utter failure at subtlety. Cellar can't hear anything from here β€” which is for the best, because she'd absolutely be listening in if she could β€” and disguises her poor manners by picking the croissant back up. She can make a good go at seeming clueless, brows slightly arched, lips forming a little o. ]

You didn't get anything either, huh. [ The phone goes back in her pocket. One sympathetic sigh later, ] Yeah, I think so? I haven't felt sick yet. Why wouldn't it be safe?

[ Should β€” should she be worried? ]
ruralize: (✞ 015.)

[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-10 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dawn exhales in thinly veiled frustration, shaking her head: no, she didn't get anything. Must be all the trees she'd glimpsed around the property. ]

I don't know where I am or how I got here, [ she says quietly, unsure how even to conduct herself in a situation like this. ] For all we know this food could be drugged full of... drugs. Right?

[ That being said, everything looks and smells delicious, so her resolve may be wavering. ]

Do you remember anything?
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's chewing the last piece of the croissant, but that comes to a slow stop at the mention of drugs. A frown is directed at the plate and accompanying foods. The glass with the bright orange juice. The recipients with fruit. No… they wouldn't. How would they drug fruit? ]

Like, do I remember how I got here?
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[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. Do you...?

[ Whatever adrenaline-fueled bluster she'd ran into the dining room with seems to be wearing off now somewhat, leaving Dawn fumbling anxiously for the cross pendant she's wearing around her neck. Her other hand pokes uncertainly at a bowl of fruit salad with a fork, like she's debating the wisdom of trying just a bite. Would she even be able to tell if it was drugged? Not likely. The wildest she's ever gotten was taking slightly more than the recommended amount of OTC painkillers for a toothache. ]

I don't remember anything. [ Or maybe vaguely, thinking she was just dreaming? ] I don't know what's going on.

[ She moves the food aimlessly around with her fork, like a child trying to make it look like she's eaten some. ]

Sorry, I'mβ€” I'm Dawn. [ She brushes a stray lock of hair behind her ear, remembering her manners. ] What's your name?
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-13 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Cellar. [ She shows Dawn her hand for a soft shake. Then it rests on the table. Shaking her head, ] Nobody knows how they got here. No one's really told us what we're supposed to be doing, other than... live here. I guess.

[ Looking around, she leans in to whisper. ]

Apparently some people 've tried to leave, but they always end up back here? It's weird.
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[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-13 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Did you say Cellar?

[ Dawn blinks a couple times quickly in an effort to mask her confusion, because surely she heard that wrong...? Though it's easy enough not to linger on the girl's strange-sounding name, because there are clearly far more troubling matters afoot.

She stage-whispers back:
]

But what could they want with us?
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ She knows, she knows. ]

I literally have no idea, but the food's good. And I heard there's a lot of parties? I get the feeling that's not a pro for you, though.

[ Nor should it be an argument to convince anyone to stay just because. ]

Those definitely have drugs.
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[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-15 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wait, what is that supposed to mean? Does she seems like someone who isn't fun at parties??? (Actually, don't answer that.)

Anyway, enough is enough: Dawn reaches for an untouched Bloody Mary starting to sweat in the center of the table and takes an enormous gulp, needing something to help blunt the edges of everything she's seen and heard so far.
]

Parties. [ She laughs humorlessly, brushing her hair back from her forehead. ] Well, I enjoy regular parties, I like... music, and dancing, and... balloons. Once I even went to a party where some people brought brownies full of, [ whispers: ] marijuana, but obviously I didn't stay long.

[ She'd almost thrown up when she found out about it, and then left the party very shortly thereafter. ]

This place is starting to sound more and more like some kind of disgusting fraternity.
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh! Well then. She'd ask if the brownies full of marijuana were any good, but alas. ]

Obviously.

[ She'd totally leave too, Dawn. Yep. Anywayβ€” ]

It's more like those Hollywood movies with all the obnoxiously rich people doing crazy shit. Hopefully with less murder. Although apparently there's already been a whodunnit, so scratch that.
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[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't watch those movies.

[ But Dawn's expression suggests she still knows exactly what Cellar is talking about; she does read a lot of trashy thrillers. ]

But of course there's a murder mystery. [ Another wry sip. The drink is helping her mellow out slightly, at least. ] That's always how it starts, isn't it?
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-16 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. You're kinda missing out.

[ Is she, though? ]

β€”on the movies, I mean. Not the… [ Maybe they don't need to discuss murder, actually. ] Anyway. Are you sure you don't wanna eat anything?
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[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-18 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not so sure I'm the one who's missing out.

[ Which doesn't at all feel like a hypocritical thing to say, either, because Dawn's guilty pleasure is only sometimes reading such tales of twisted and scandalous debauchery, as described with motley characters in compelling purple prose, rather than have to actually view any of it taking place in sickeningly gratuitous detail upon a screen.

With books Dawn sees only the letters on a page, unless she makes a strong, concentrated effort to really visualize what she's reading, which doesn't happen often; too much imagination can be a very dangerous thing.
]

There's far too much obscene secular imagery in the media these days, anyway, and it really isn't good for us.

[ And she is perfectly glad to let the subject change from murder, besides, looking down instead at her empty plate. ]

It does all smell delicious, [ she admits at length, speaking carefully and quietly. ] But I'm not so sure we can really trust it.
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-18 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Secular. Cellar narrows her eyes for a bit, wondering if she can ask. If she even ought to, given the golden rule: no politics or religion at the (breakfast) table. ]

Well… it's been okay so far. Not to be pushy, but you're gonna have to eat eventually.

[ She doesn't want Dawn to feel dismissed, though. A person who doesn't need proof that they're trapped in an opulent prison is the one who should be considered weird, not the one who can't trust food placed in front of her by faceless strangers. ]

I know I said no one's been able to leave, but β€” do you wanna try anyway? I could go with you.
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[personal profile] ruralize 2024-11-22 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cellar is right, is the thing, although Dawn hates to acknowledge that much yet if only because it also requires acknowledging the degree to which she β€” and surely all of them β€” are completely helpless in the face of this... "situation."

She bites her lip, fingers fidgeting like she'd rather be chewing the nails right down to the quick.
]

I canβ€” I-I can cook. I'll eat my own cooking, then, just so I know that nothing's been...

[ ... Tampered with.

Almost a shame in its own way, though, since her cooking is very... well, it isn't exactly fancy, anyway, not like all the food here looks.

She turns her head, looking at Cellar silently for a long couple of moments. It's kind of her to offer, so Dawn nods, but she still isn't really quite sure what to think.
]

You should also want to leave.
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-11-24 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Iβ€”

[ Don't think they'll let you in the kitchen, but that's not something she's actually sure will be the case. The staff here all act like they'd scoff at the idea and turn her around. ]

Uhm. I mean, yeah, I don't wanna stick around forever.

[ Cellar looks at the other side of the table to make sure no one's eavesdropping. Back to Dawn. ]

I've got someone who can come pick me up, I just don't know when. I'll still go check it out with you, but, like β€” if my ride ever shows up, I can ask her to take you with us?