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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburnmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2024-11-09 08:00 am
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NOVEMBER 2024 TDM: RENAISSANCE


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




2 GIRLS 1 CUP

CONTENT WARNINGS: nudity, potential for nsfw.

Over the past few days, a bit of construction has taken place on the grounds of the Saltburnt estate, and while it's difficult to piece together what exactly is being built, it's clear to see: whatever it is, it's massive, taking up a huge percentage of the grounds with multiple included structures. On the outside it seems almost like a neighborhood is being sprung up β€”Β new houses for people to live in, maybe? New shops, disconnected from the manor at large? All is revealed on opening day, when upon entry all are greeted with cheery hellos from jauntily clad persons shouting, "Huzzah!" and "Hail and well met!" For the more medieval and fantasy inclined among you, it might feel like stepping somewhere familiar and homey. To the rest, you know β€” you've just walked into a Ren Faire. Costumes are expected.

Not sure what to wear? Those born between SEPTEMBER to FEBRUARY are dubbed part of the Unseelie Court, which is associated with darkness and decay, generally dressed in deep, dark colors. Those born between MARCH to AUGUST are part of the Seelie Court, which is associated with stars and sky, in lighter, brighter colors.

On either side of the split path, you're assaulted by the scents, sights, and sounds of any ordinary Ren Faire. Vendors pawn off garlicky mushrooms and full turkey legs, or flower crowns and juggling sticks in exchange for a kiss, a secret, a lock of hair, or something of equal nonsensical value. Step inside a shop and see sellers offering crude jewelry and satchels of loose leaf tea, fudge sold by the ounce and porcelain ocarinas. Essentially, if it's kitschy and thematic, you can find it here, being sold to you by people in costume who refuse to break character.

Shopping not quite your style? Fear not! If you're lucky in your wanderings, your might spot the Unseelie Queen ALICENT HIGHTOWER or her counterpart and opposed Seelie Queen LAURALAE carried on palanquins towards the very back of the faire, where the real heart of the show takes place in a small stadium for entertainment purposes β€”Β a tourney for distinguishing yourself as the best among your peers in the manor. Prior to the tourney, all characters are given a favor of some kind ( an embroidered handkerchief, ribbon, garland, or piece of jewelry ) to give to a person of their choosing, be they a competitor or not, to show their support. Strangely, this favor seems to link them through an empathetic, sensation-based bond, so they feel everything their chosen competitor experiences. Mutual favors result in a mutual bond.

The challenges are set: ARCHERY/KNIFE THROWING, SWORDFIGHTING/HAND-TO-HAND, and a BARD'S TOURNEY. In addition to the more ye olde flavor of competition, there are also challenges for COUPLE TENNIS, HORSE POLO, and CHESS. And, in true Saltburnt fashion, there is also a somewhat lewd display of voyeuristic NUDE WRESTLING, where the first person to have an orgasm loses. (You can sign up for these competitions HERE.) To every challenge there is dubbed a winner, who in the old Westerosi tradition gets to crown a chosen "maiden" with the title THE QUEEN OR KING OF LOVE AND BEAUTY and an extravagant wreath of flowers, their victory dedicated to the lucky lord or lady. These wreaths are both fashionable and functional β€” while wearing them, no one can resist following whatever queenly command your character gives. Additionally, winners will receive prizes courtesy of Saltburnt, all to be determined upon victory.

Whichever queen has the most winners at the end of the tourney is crowned HIGH QUEEN OF THE FAE. The Queen is paraded around and celebrated by all, and while tribute is not necessary, it certainly is appreciated!






RING AROUND THE ROSEY


CONTENT WARNINGS: potential for nsfw.

The Ren Faire fixture runs adjacent to the tree line of the forest, which one can enter through a booth manned by THE GREAT WIZARD ARCHIBALD, who warns you to be prepared to enter the Realm of the Fae beyond his backdrop curtain, before handing you a flower and a pair of antlers (or a head piece from your fauna choice) for your journey to the beyond. Upon entering, you are greeted by a forest that bears no resemblance to the woods you've grown to expect in your time at the manor, everything more exaggeratedly lush than it had been even a day or so prior. Plump fruits with slightly glimmering skins grow fat on the vine, every leaf on every tree vibrant and healthy despite the changing of seasons, gone orange and red with the cold. Despite that, it's surprisingly balmy in the forest, everything illuminated by glimmering fairy lights and strung up lanterns. Flowers bloom under your feet, alongside perfect little red mushrooms, everything so idealistic it almost borders on discomfort.

Despite any reservations, there is a wild compulsion to everyone who enters the forest. The flower the wizard gave you is pungent enough to dizzy your head, leading you to the instinct of frolicking β€” or if you're not the type to frolick, then wandering β€”Β through the woods, to find some counterpart to your particular flower in a very innocent (or not so innocent) game of cat and mouse. Once you find them, a simple kiss will serve as enough to claim your prize and ease the compulsion. Unless, of course, you want to give a little more. It couldn't hurt, right?

Wander further through the seemingly never ending woods, drawn on of the beauty of faerie, and find yourself at a somewhat rundown chapel surrounded by foliage, the roof and walls broken down with age, invaded by exploring plant life that crawls and vines through every crack and opening. While the stone altar of indeterminate denomination seems like it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years, let alone cleaned, there's the distinct impression you are walking on hallowed, sacred ground when you move to inspect it. Those clever among you might note different runes etched on what appears to be a wooden tabernacle on an ancient pillar at the back of the chapel. Looking into it, there's a word from an unknown language carved inside, complimented with a cheat sheet bit of yellowing paper which reads F. M. K., with further explanation: FRIENDS, MARRY, KINK.

What could it mean? Well. You and whoever you entered the chapel with, or whoever enters next, are stuck until further notice unless you complete one of the proffered options. FRIENDS, it's time you bury the hatchet, let bygones be bygones and accept our faults moving forward, together, to the future. MARRY, let's seal our bonded union with the trees as our witness, in a church of our own making. KINK, if the altar can't be used for the former, it can certainly be used for the latter. Nothing vanilla will do β€”Β kink up or shut up.

Once completed, you're free to leave and roam around the forest at your leisure. If you wander far enough you might hear a distant, organic sound whirring and clicking from the trees, but don't worry. Whatever is watching you probably doesn't bite.




DIRECTORY


rationalism: (44)

somewhere at the ren faire

[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-10 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ considering she was dead for most of last month, there wasn't a lot of time in mind between the pool party and now. a few weeks, max. she'd had theo, but maybe it was a dream, maybe she was really drunk. maybe it's a dream now, maybe she's still really drunk.

either way it's theo. ]


Thank god.

[ her dress is a simple affair, something grace threw together herself because it looked cute and she's always wanted to go to a ren faire. gives her a lot of range of motion to throw herself at theo.

she's so fucking tired. ]
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-10 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Just like every other time she comes into his embrace, he lifts her from her feet and spins her - it's just the best way for him to expend that little burst of happy energy before setting her back down and kissing her cheek. Oliver still doesn't know him and he's meeting all kinds of people - but she does remember him. She hasn't forgotten...]

Want to eat turkey legs with me? We've gotta get in the spirit.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if I'm get in the spirit ready, Teddie.

[ no one calls her gracie anymore and it's honestly shit. ]

I had the worst fucking month.

[ and theo is the only person she will be wholly honest about it with. after the resurrection party, after hawk kept her from having a meltdown at breakfast the next day, grace has just been smiling and faking it. it's totally fine, she doesn't remember anything, except she does, she's a liar, and now she's got theo, thank fuck, the only person she will ever call husband, and all she wants to do is cry in relief.

except, ]
Maybe a turkey leg will make it better though.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes her hand, fingers entwining with a squeeze - he's cautiously looking her over.]

Tell me about it over cooked poultry? I wanna hear what's happened. I also have to ask you about some tea.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ physically she is fine, if not very tired, but that is how she looked around the holidays before so it might just be a grace thing. ]

Tea first, it'll be novel knowing more gossip than you for once. I think there's turkey legs over there.

[ she sets off that way, firm grip on his hand. ]
Edited 2024-11-12 17:46 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[He will insist on her getting the largest turkey leg there is, his a close second.]

I met Pierce here. He seems - nice.

[Said in a way that. Very clearly is egging her on as he takes a bite of turkey.]
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ immediately, ] He's a cunt with a temper.

[ she makes a face. ]

He recognized the piercing Oliver gave me and had a temper tantrum when I said Oli and me are peoples, which is what he said by the way! He blew up a table. Like, to fucking match sticks.

[ she grumpily takes a bite of her leg, keeps complaining with her mouth full. ]

Like I know he brought Oliver back so I should be grateful but, god, what a d-bag.
Edited 2024-11-12 19:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he seems sus of anyone that knows Oliver. Or whatever.

[Theo's quiet a beat because, hah, he's still a little heartbroken. Soothing himself with turkey bites.]

I don't get why he doesn't remember, but we do. It's not fair.
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cw mentions of alcoholism

[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ these two sad bitches mourning a dickhead that presently doesn't remember them. ]

I think he's from before us. Pre-G & T times.

[ she was getting better at not being questionably alcoholic but the hits keep hitting: losing jack, dying, losing carmy and richie, oliver, she had hoped that last one was a dream but nope. now all she wants to do is drink until she forgets. ]
Edited 2024-11-12 19:30 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we still have G & T.

[He squeezes her hand, his other still lobbing around a stupidly oversized turkey leg.]

We'll just make our own fun. Wanna hex Pierce? I'm kidding. A little.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Don'tβ€”!

[ she shakes her head quickly, gripping theo's hand so tight. ]

He literally murdered a guy last week. Don't... don't fuck with him.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not afraid of him.

[Call it being reckless, call it being unafraid to die - whatever.]

But why'd he kill someone?
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care if you're not afraid of him, [ grace snaps, uncharacteristic anger. she's never angry with theo. ] If you die, I'm the one that has to deal with that, I'm the one left behind. Me, Theo! I've had enough shit to deal with.

And I don't know why he brutally murdered Matt because I was dead the whole month. Matt outed him or something, like I fucking care.

[ now grace is the one having a temper tantrum, albeit a quiet one and much less dramatic. she doesn't blow up a table, all she does is toss her turkey leg in the trash because her stomach threatens to revolt and she knows she can't keep any more down. ]
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't leave you behind, Gracie.

[He says after enough of a pause, he hopes, for her to hear him mean it. His turkey leg joins her in the bin (sorry about the food waste) and after he wipes that hand off on himself, he reaches to put it on her arm. He can't promise he won't be foolish, or reckless, or maybe eventually get himself killed in time but he can promise this:]

I'm here. Not going anywhere. We're a team, okay? Who killed you though, 'cause I will hex them.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ her mouth pinches because she has been left behind, many times over but she isn't usually the pessimistic sort so it frustrates her to her core that she is feeling fatalistic about everything. ]

She didn't mean to, [ she eventually sighs, shaking her head again. ]

She's hurting herself enough.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Name, Gracie. Name.

[And maybe he will leave her alone but!!]

What the fuck happened last month.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-12 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No! You will not hurt her.

[ why is she protecting a girl who mauled her like a chew toy? lauralae's letter went a long way toward grace's acceptance of what happened and she knows that lauralae's grief is real.

and no one ever apologizes to grace. it's all she wanted and lauralae gave it to her, freely, without asking for anything in return. ]


The house made people off other people and then they had to guess who the killers were, like fucked up Clue, I don't know, I went out in round one.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-12 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I- I didn't say I'd hurt her, but I need to know who she is...

[You can't just say someone murked you and then clam it all up. Even if it's a fucked up game that kind of sounds like the shit they would've rolled out in Duplicity, anyway. He rolls his eyes a little, summoning up the resolve to say:]

I won't fuck with her I just wanna know. I don't know anybody here. I kind of hate it.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-13 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ he doesn't need to ask her again, grace relents as soon as he says he won't fuck with her. ]

Lauralae. She's an elf, a warlock. [ a beat. ] Actually I think you would really like her.

[ grace does. ]
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[She sounds cool, grudgingly he will admit.]

Is she hot?
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
She's beautiful.

[ not hot. grace is hot. lauralae is beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, shit with syllables, you know? ]

She's from one of those hobbit-y places so I was teaching her slang. She used to join me on my morning runs.

[ theo knows those runs are important to grace, since they knock her head back on after sleepless nights, keep her sane and from feeling like her chest is going to cave in if she doesn't excise the panicky feeling. she and theo met during one of her runs, kismet. ]
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooh, so we like her.

[A little teasing to ease away from him threatening to hex this woman ten seconds ago - beautiful is always an interesting descriptor, and in this occasion it seems to truly mean someone breathtaking. He hums for a moment, before adding:]

I can join you on runs too, some days.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-14 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ she does not dignify his teasing with a response. it's already too complicated and theo is being so nice about grace's dramatics, she needs to chill. ]

Don't worry, babe, I won't subject you to early morning.

[ he's offering but grace has been hitting the gym instead. treadmill does the job just as well and she doesn't need to drag theo from bed for that. ]
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-14 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank Christ. For you, I would've done it.

[But for him, he would've suffered. He leans to peck her cheek.]

Night runs though? Night runs. I'll do night runs.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-11-14 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

[ god, she missed him so fucking much. she goes in for a hug but it's so rough she basically just bumps into him and stays there, knowing his arms will go around her in turn. there's something settling in remembering that she's loved. one person loves her, she has that going for her. and he is the best person to love her.

her voice ends up muffled against his chest. ]
Wanna watch naked wrestling with me?

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