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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburnmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2024-11-09 08:00 am
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NOVEMBER 2024 TDM: RENAISSANCE


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




2 GIRLS 1 CUP

CONTENT WARNINGS: nudity, potential for nsfw.

Over the past few days, a bit of construction has taken place on the grounds of the Saltburnt estate, and while it's difficult to piece together what exactly is being built, it's clear to see: whatever it is, it's massive, taking up a huge percentage of the grounds with multiple included structures. On the outside it seems almost like a neighborhood is being sprung up β€”Β new houses for people to live in, maybe? New shops, disconnected from the manor at large? All is revealed on opening day, when upon entry all are greeted with cheery hellos from jauntily clad persons shouting, "Huzzah!" and "Hail and well met!" For the more medieval and fantasy inclined among you, it might feel like stepping somewhere familiar and homey. To the rest, you know β€” you've just walked into a Ren Faire. Costumes are expected.

Not sure what to wear? Those born between SEPTEMBER to FEBRUARY are dubbed part of the Unseelie Court, which is associated with darkness and decay, generally dressed in deep, dark colors. Those born between MARCH to AUGUST are part of the Seelie Court, which is associated with stars and sky, in lighter, brighter colors.

On either side of the split path, you're assaulted by the scents, sights, and sounds of any ordinary Ren Faire. Vendors pawn off garlicky mushrooms and full turkey legs, or flower crowns and juggling sticks in exchange for a kiss, a secret, a lock of hair, or something of equal nonsensical value. Step inside a shop and see sellers offering crude jewelry and satchels of loose leaf tea, fudge sold by the ounce and porcelain ocarinas. Essentially, if it's kitschy and thematic, you can find it here, being sold to you by people in costume who refuse to break character.

Shopping not quite your style? Fear not! If you're lucky in your wanderings, your might spot the Unseelie Queen ALICENT HIGHTOWER or her counterpart and opposed Seelie Queen LAURALAE carried on palanquins towards the very back of the faire, where the real heart of the show takes place in a small stadium for entertainment purposes β€”Β a tourney for distinguishing yourself as the best among your peers in the manor. Prior to the tourney, all characters are given a favor of some kind ( an embroidered handkerchief, ribbon, garland, or piece of jewelry ) to give to a person of their choosing, be they a competitor or not, to show their support. Strangely, this favor seems to link them through an empathetic, sensation-based bond, so they feel everything their chosen competitor experiences. Mutual favors result in a mutual bond.

The challenges are set: ARCHERY/KNIFE THROWING, SWORDFIGHTING/HAND-TO-HAND, and a BARD'S TOURNEY. In addition to the more ye olde flavor of competition, there are also challenges for COUPLE TENNIS, HORSE POLO, and CHESS. And, in true Saltburnt fashion, there is also a somewhat lewd display of voyeuristic NUDE WRESTLING, where the first person to have an orgasm loses. (You can sign up for these competitions HERE.) To every challenge there is dubbed a winner, who in the old Westerosi tradition gets to crown a chosen "maiden" with the title THE QUEEN OR KING OF LOVE AND BEAUTY and an extravagant wreath of flowers, their victory dedicated to the lucky lord or lady. These wreaths are both fashionable and functional β€” while wearing them, no one can resist following whatever queenly command your character gives. Additionally, winners will receive prizes courtesy of Saltburnt, all to be determined upon victory.

Whichever queen has the most winners at the end of the tourney is crowned HIGH QUEEN OF THE FAE. The Queen is paraded around and celebrated by all, and while tribute is not necessary, it certainly is appreciated!






RING AROUND THE ROSEY


CONTENT WARNINGS: potential for nsfw.

The Ren Faire fixture runs adjacent to the tree line of the forest, which one can enter through a booth manned by THE GREAT WIZARD ARCHIBALD, who warns you to be prepared to enter the Realm of the Fae beyond his backdrop curtain, before handing you a flower and a pair of antlers (or a head piece from your fauna choice) for your journey to the beyond. Upon entering, you are greeted by a forest that bears no resemblance to the woods you've grown to expect in your time at the manor, everything more exaggeratedly lush than it had been even a day or so prior. Plump fruits with slightly glimmering skins grow fat on the vine, every leaf on every tree vibrant and healthy despite the changing of seasons, gone orange and red with the cold. Despite that, it's surprisingly balmy in the forest, everything illuminated by glimmering fairy lights and strung up lanterns. Flowers bloom under your feet, alongside perfect little red mushrooms, everything so idealistic it almost borders on discomfort.

Despite any reservations, there is a wild compulsion to everyone who enters the forest. The flower the wizard gave you is pungent enough to dizzy your head, leading you to the instinct of frolicking β€” or if you're not the type to frolick, then wandering β€”Β through the woods, to find some counterpart to your particular flower in a very innocent (or not so innocent) game of cat and mouse. Once you find them, a simple kiss will serve as enough to claim your prize and ease the compulsion. Unless, of course, you want to give a little more. It couldn't hurt, right?

Wander further through the seemingly never ending woods, drawn on of the beauty of faerie, and find yourself at a somewhat rundown chapel surrounded by foliage, the roof and walls broken down with age, invaded by exploring plant life that crawls and vines through every crack and opening. While the stone altar of indeterminate denomination seems like it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years, let alone cleaned, there's the distinct impression you are walking on hallowed, sacred ground when you move to inspect it. Those clever among you might note different runes etched on what appears to be a wooden tabernacle on an ancient pillar at the back of the chapel. Looking into it, there's a word from an unknown language carved inside, complimented with a cheat sheet bit of yellowing paper which reads F. M. K., with further explanation: FRIENDS, MARRY, KINK.

What could it mean? Well. You and whoever you entered the chapel with, or whoever enters next, are stuck until further notice unless you complete one of the proffered options. FRIENDS, it's time you bury the hatchet, let bygones be bygones and accept our faults moving forward, together, to the future. MARRY, let's seal our bonded union with the trees as our witness, in a church of our own making. KINK, if the altar can't be used for the former, it can certainly be used for the latter. Nothing vanilla will do β€”Β kink up or shut up.

Once completed, you're free to leave and roam around the forest at your leisure. If you wander far enough you might hear a distant, organic sound whirring and clicking from the trees, but don't worry. Whatever is watching you probably doesn't bite.




DIRECTORY


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[personal profile] thirsted 2024-11-13 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ever the showman, Astarion bows at the applause, his hand circling in a flourish as he does. ]

I have had a lot of time to practice, [ he says, though in a tone of voice that can't really be described as self-effacing. He knows he's done well, and he's pleased about it. ]

I'd offer to teach you, but I don't believe we're being allowed to keep any of the weapons, such as they are, once the fair is done.
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[personal profile] accoy 2024-11-13 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a shame. I mostly only know how to swing something as hard as I can and run. [She laughs though, smiling warmly]

I didn't quite look much--Do you win a prize for this? Maybe you could ask to keep the bow. Archery is a 'gentlemanly pursuit' from what I've read. I'm sure you could convince the house it's needed.
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[personal profile] thirsted 2024-11-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There are prizes, I think, and I suppose we'll see whether or not we have any say in what they'll be.

[ He doubts it, but the cynicism seems unwarranted in the moment. ]

Not competing in anything, yourself?
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[personal profile] accoy 2024-11-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's true enough, they hardly have much a choice when it comes to what this place will give them, but... Capable gives a little sigh.

She looks around, arms crossed lightly over her chest
]

I haven't decided, but I don't think so. I don't know how to play most of the sports-- I've never even heard of them.

And I'm a little worried that if I got hurt, Furiosa and Max might hurt someone. [They're not quite that overprotective or anything, but it's a fun joke--to her, anyhow--and she shrugs.]

I prefer music, but I've never played for a crowd before, and I don't know any songs fully. [it's times like this she's painfully aware of the divide between her life in the wasteland and 'normal' lives.] I think I'll go around cheering people on, giving them a kiss for luck instead.

[She gives him a cheeky grin]
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[personal profile] thirsted 2024-11-14 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Chess is hardly a contact sport, [ he says, glancing across the grounds, ] though I suppose you'd be at a disadvantage if you don't know the rules already.

[ Everything else seems to invite a certain amount of physical danger – nothing too severe, at least not outside the unfolding duels and wrestling matches. There's also the bard's tourney, but she's already said herself that she doesn't necessarily have anything to perform.

At that last note, he manages a slight smile, gently deflecting,
] A shame my match has ended already.

β€”Furiosa and Max, are they from your world as well?
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[personal profile] accoy 2024-11-14 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't. [She admits, a bit sheepish. No chess in the wasteland] But I've got all the time to learn I guess. Maybe I can bring it with me and teach the other girls.

[She has a sneaking suspicion that Toast would kick all their asses at it in no time.]

They are! Furiosa was our bodyguard for a short while. She helped smuggle us out of the Citadel and kept us safe. Max... We didn't know his name then. He was just a blood bag who got dragged along on the ride by a War Boy, and then he...stuck around. Helped us out. He was just "that crazy man." [She laughs, shaking her head]

He's still crazy, but he's not so bad. [She looks at him curiously] Do you have anyone from your world here?
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[personal profile] thirsted 2024-11-19 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ The thought of lessons gets a slight smile β€” as does her optimism regarding both the chances of returning to her own world as well as returning to a world that, by all accounts, seems absolutely dreadful.

His head cocks slightly as Capable finally lays out the tissue connecting her, Furiosa, and Max together, his eyebrows rising even at the abridged recollection.
]

Well, I've actually just had a friend arrive, [ he says, briefly craning his neck to see if Gale is anywhere in the immediate vicinity. Lost in the crowd, he supposes, though at the very least he can feel the weight of the wizard's favor in his pocket. Best for him not to hear the term "friend," anyway. ]

But, if you'll allow me one last question, what in the world is a "blood bag?"

[ He could guess in the context of his own world, but less so in the context of hers. ]
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[personal profile] accoy 2024-11-19 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[She perks up a little, looking excited and happy for him to have a friend here form his world. It's hard enough to be here all by yourself; at least a familiar face makes it a little more bearable.

His question gives her pause and she stares at him for a moment in confusion before she seems to remember that yeah, no everyone would know what the hell that was. Capable laughs, embarrassed
]

Well... I think I mentioned it before, that most people are what's called a "half-life"? The War Boys are Immortan Joe's army. Fanatics willing to die for him without a second thought. [She purses her lips, disapproving, and shakes her head] Full-lifes who are healthy are usually tied up and forced to give blood to the ill War Boys, so they can go for longer. Sometimes brought into battle with them even. That's how we met Max.

Honestly, it's a miracle he survived through it... [She'd never bothered to ask what kind of blood Max had--it wasn't relevant to her--but she figures he must've had a good type.]

Everyone just calls them 'blood bags.' I'm not really sure if there's a different name for them, actually.
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[personal profile] thirsted 2024-11-25 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The more she fills in the picture of her world, its terminology and dire conditions, the more he wonders that she's managed to become anything but bitter. An unkind reaction might be to claim delusion, detachment allowing for the maintenance of a relatively sunny disposition, but that doesn't seem quite right. She has her head on straight as far as he can tell. ]

I ought to have surmised as much, [ he says gingerly β€” it isn't as thought a moniker as crude as "blood bag" leaves too much to the imagination.

(It's a miracle that Max survived, she says, and he finds himself thinking that it's a miracle that any of them are here at all. A miracle that she can think of her other friends, left behind, when this life is so much more safe, even with the games the house puts them through. To witβ€”)
]

At least none of you have to worry about such things, here. The occasional game of werewolf, apparently, but not that.
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[personal profile] accoy 2024-11-27 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[She laughs, despite everything. The werewolf games and the terror that followed had seem a little too familiar at times.]

That's true. There are terrifying things here, and I don't like that this place can just...do whatever it likes. But, I'm just... trying to look on the bright side of it all.

There's clean food and clean water. There's plants of all sorts I've never seen before, people I never would've met, so many things I never would've learned. I'm having fun.

[She looks to him, brow furrowed slightly] Are you liking it here? I don't have much waiting for me back home, but I know it's not the same for everyone.
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[personal profile] thirsted 2024-11-30 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Such is the way of have-nots, he thinks, recalling the first moment he'd stepped out into the sun after the tadpole had crawled into his head. An indescribable gift, worth the trouble it cost. ]

Oh, I like it well enough, [ he says, with a slight shrug, deciding not to express the sentiment that a cage is still a cage, no matter how gilded (that they hardly have a choice in staying here). ] There's always something to do, some way of distracting oneself.

[ His gaze travels to the faire around them as he links his hands behind his back, his weight shifting to his back foot. ]

β€”Would you go back, given the choice?