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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburnmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2024-11-09 08:00 am
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NOVEMBER 2024 TDM: RENAISSANCE


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




2 GIRLS 1 CUP

CONTENT WARNINGS: nudity, potential for nsfw.

Over the past few days, a bit of construction has taken place on the grounds of the Saltburnt estate, and while it's difficult to piece together what exactly is being built, it's clear to see: whatever it is, it's massive, taking up a huge percentage of the grounds with multiple included structures. On the outside it seems almost like a neighborhood is being sprung up β€”Β new houses for people to live in, maybe? New shops, disconnected from the manor at large? All is revealed on opening day, when upon entry all are greeted with cheery hellos from jauntily clad persons shouting, "Huzzah!" and "Hail and well met!" For the more medieval and fantasy inclined among you, it might feel like stepping somewhere familiar and homey. To the rest, you know β€” you've just walked into a Ren Faire. Costumes are expected.

Not sure what to wear? Those born between SEPTEMBER to FEBRUARY are dubbed part of the Unseelie Court, which is associated with darkness and decay, generally dressed in deep, dark colors. Those born between MARCH to AUGUST are part of the Seelie Court, which is associated with stars and sky, in lighter, brighter colors.

On either side of the split path, you're assaulted by the scents, sights, and sounds of any ordinary Ren Faire. Vendors pawn off garlicky mushrooms and full turkey legs, or flower crowns and juggling sticks in exchange for a kiss, a secret, a lock of hair, or something of equal nonsensical value. Step inside a shop and see sellers offering crude jewelry and satchels of loose leaf tea, fudge sold by the ounce and porcelain ocarinas. Essentially, if it's kitschy and thematic, you can find it here, being sold to you by people in costume who refuse to break character.

Shopping not quite your style? Fear not! If you're lucky in your wanderings, your might spot the Unseelie Queen ALICENT HIGHTOWER or her counterpart and opposed Seelie Queen LAURALAE carried on palanquins towards the very back of the faire, where the real heart of the show takes place in a small stadium for entertainment purposes β€”Β a tourney for distinguishing yourself as the best among your peers in the manor. Prior to the tourney, all characters are given a favor of some kind ( an embroidered handkerchief, ribbon, garland, or piece of jewelry ) to give to a person of their choosing, be they a competitor or not, to show their support. Strangely, this favor seems to link them through an empathetic, sensation-based bond, so they feel everything their chosen competitor experiences. Mutual favors result in a mutual bond.

The challenges are set: ARCHERY/KNIFE THROWING, SWORDFIGHTING/HAND-TO-HAND, and a BARD'S TOURNEY. In addition to the more ye olde flavor of competition, there are also challenges for COUPLE TENNIS, HORSE POLO, and CHESS. And, in true Saltburnt fashion, there is also a somewhat lewd display of voyeuristic NUDE WRESTLING, where the first person to have an orgasm loses. (You can sign up for these competitions HERE.) To every challenge there is dubbed a winner, who in the old Westerosi tradition gets to crown a chosen "maiden" with the title THE QUEEN OR KING OF LOVE AND BEAUTY and an extravagant wreath of flowers, their victory dedicated to the lucky lord or lady. These wreaths are both fashionable and functional β€” while wearing them, no one can resist following whatever queenly command your character gives. Additionally, winners will receive prizes courtesy of Saltburnt, all to be determined upon victory.

Whichever queen has the most winners at the end of the tourney is crowned HIGH QUEEN OF THE FAE. The Queen is paraded around and celebrated by all, and while tribute is not necessary, it certainly is appreciated!






RING AROUND THE ROSEY


CONTENT WARNINGS: potential for nsfw.

The Ren Faire fixture runs adjacent to the tree line of the forest, which one can enter through a booth manned by THE GREAT WIZARD ARCHIBALD, who warns you to be prepared to enter the Realm of the Fae beyond his backdrop curtain, before handing you a flower and a pair of antlers (or a head piece from your fauna choice) for your journey to the beyond. Upon entering, you are greeted by a forest that bears no resemblance to the woods you've grown to expect in your time at the manor, everything more exaggeratedly lush than it had been even a day or so prior. Plump fruits with slightly glimmering skins grow fat on the vine, every leaf on every tree vibrant and healthy despite the changing of seasons, gone orange and red with the cold. Despite that, it's surprisingly balmy in the forest, everything illuminated by glimmering fairy lights and strung up lanterns. Flowers bloom under your feet, alongside perfect little red mushrooms, everything so idealistic it almost borders on discomfort.

Despite any reservations, there is a wild compulsion to everyone who enters the forest. The flower the wizard gave you is pungent enough to dizzy your head, leading you to the instinct of frolicking β€” or if you're not the type to frolick, then wandering β€”Β through the woods, to find some counterpart to your particular flower in a very innocent (or not so innocent) game of cat and mouse. Once you find them, a simple kiss will serve as enough to claim your prize and ease the compulsion. Unless, of course, you want to give a little more. It couldn't hurt, right?

Wander further through the seemingly never ending woods, drawn on of the beauty of faerie, and find yourself at a somewhat rundown chapel surrounded by foliage, the roof and walls broken down with age, invaded by exploring plant life that crawls and vines through every crack and opening. While the stone altar of indeterminate denomination seems like it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years, let alone cleaned, there's the distinct impression you are walking on hallowed, sacred ground when you move to inspect it. Those clever among you might note different runes etched on what appears to be a wooden tabernacle on an ancient pillar at the back of the chapel. Looking into it, there's a word from an unknown language carved inside, complimented with a cheat sheet bit of yellowing paper which reads F. M. K., with further explanation: FRIENDS, MARRY, KINK.

What could it mean? Well. You and whoever you entered the chapel with, or whoever enters next, are stuck until further notice unless you complete one of the proffered options. FRIENDS, it's time you bury the hatchet, let bygones be bygones and accept our faults moving forward, together, to the future. MARRY, let's seal our bonded union with the trees as our witness, in a church of our own making. KINK, if the altar can't be used for the former, it can certainly be used for the latter. Nothing vanilla will do β€”Β kink up or shut up.

Once completed, you're free to leave and roam around the forest at your leisure. If you wander far enough you might hear a distant, organic sound whirring and clicking from the trees, but don't worry. Whatever is watching you probably doesn't bite.




DIRECTORY


agoniser: (pic#17515515)

me slapping that onto every thread w him probably

[personal profile] agoniser 2024-11-14 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ do u believe in love at first wrestling fuck… waow… ]

[ What an amusing little mon-keigh he’s found. Or, honestly, he does wonder if she’s even human, if only because this kind of enthusiasm was something he’d really only seen in the Rogue Trader before now. Or, well, kin.

The impression is only solidified as she grabs his wrist roughly, since it’s not just the violence of it. It’s the expertise. She digs into delicate meat such that he knows what she’s trying to do, and he bites his lip. He’s arrogant and smug in the face of her viciously bared teeth, and yet, obedient. His pistons his fingers in her as best he can with her hold and keeps his thumb steady for her to grind against. ]


Oh, how I would hate that.

[ He purrs with sarcasm dripping from his voice, but it’s true. He would. In fact, he’s slightly regretting his own stubbornness, since what if he’d acquiesced and given her his token earlier? Would she have actually felt the pain and ecstasy that he had?

His own nails dig into her thigh where he holds her, and with how he leans forward, it might feel like he’s coming in for a kiss. But naturally, that’s not his style. He bites the soft area where her jaw meets her neck hard enough to draw blood but not so hard that it would be an actual threat. It’s still firmly in the mingling of pain and pleasure that he prefers, albeit more on the former than the latter by anyone but a Drukhari’s scale.

More importantly, it puts the ribbon better in her reach. He practically offers it to her, but he’ll see if she takes it herself before doing so more explicitly. ]
corvere: (pic#15772626)

like a perma-cw when it comes to them :)

[personal profile] corvere 2024-11-16 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ The dirtier and more sordid the connection, the more alive she felt; I just wanted to know how it felt, in case I die, she had said the first time she'd taken someone inside of her. That same night, she killed a man β€” slipped herself inside of him, and his blood had spilled as readily as the sweetboy had spilled himself. Getting older meant getting better at pain β€” causing it, feeling it. Her appetites had naturally shifted from little kisses and hands cupping her slight waist, to teeth and nails.

She bites a shriek between her teeth, muffling it with the frustrated, grinding sound of her molars as Marazhai sinks his teeth into the soft skin of her throat. The pain bursts like a fruit through her mind, hindered only by the ironclad control she has over herself. Being torn apart, by nail and magic and light and poison, has given her perspective. Enough that she can press through the ache ( pain ) and the ache ( pleasure ), and reach her hand up to fist it into the ribbon binding his hair.

She rips it free with one hand, flinging her palm down into the dirt to pin it in place as she bucks her hips. A stuttering pressure gathering deep inside her, before she shivers out her own orgasm around his fingers, grinding in tight circles against that steady thumb. ]


β€” fuck!
agoniser: (pic#17521231)

[personal profile] agoniser 2024-11-17 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her blood in his mouth, the immediate tightness of her cunt in response, both are such sweet, wet heat that the pleased sound he makes is almost like a purr. The shriek is music to his ears, and even if it’s not touched with as much pain as could make it truly melodic, it’s enough. Even if it isn’t so pressing that he needs to have his usual concern, the Thirst being slaked might as well be seared into his soul.

All his hair comes tumbling down with the ribbon being snatched away, and for now the third time, he doesn’t feel so poorly about what’s ostensibly a loss. He pulls back from his bite as her hips buck, and all that hair ironically ends up like a curtain of privacy as he drinks in her expression of ecstasy. He keeps his fingers moving predictably to have her ride out the orgasm as long as possible, and just as it’s tapering off, he grinds his thumb in a circle with a grin. She might be oversensitive and it might almost hurt for that, but that’s his pleasure taken in return.

And it’s only after that, as the swell of an orgasm starts to fade that the distinctly different ache comes in. It’s the soreness of ribs and wrist, but not hers. It’s that which she’s given him, and the ribbon shares it all.

For Marazhai, it’s a strangely recursive feeling, and he shudders, not yet letting her go from how he's partially holding her up. ]


Ahβ€” How exquisite.
corvere: (pic#15772582)

[personal profile] corvere 2024-11-19 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It doesn't hurt as much as it could ( or should ), but the combination of her first match spent beating up an aesthetically-pleasing man who was super eager for it and not having the time to cool down is what does her in. Marazhai's teeth are just enough to tip her over, her cunt tightening around his fingers while her vision swims. It's like dying all over again, but not as rich. Not as dark. Niah would appreciate this fervor, but Mia knows that the Black Mother expects more from her. She's not some journeyman killer, she's the apex predator of the Maw. Starving, always.

Of course, the asshole digs his thumb against her softening clit right when she's feeling the little embers of shock, and she's quick to snap her head forward and headbutt him right in the nose in retaliation. The immediate blossom of pain in her own face makes her groan, pushing a hand to the space between her eyes to touch the bridge of her nose. It's not that painful, but the mirrored pain is β€” god, yeah. Yeah, that'll be a handicap. And a pleasure to bear, in exchange for claiming this guy's token.

Mia's hand slips to the side, to cradle the bitemark ( one of many tbh ) along her jaw. She's in no rush to yank his fingers away from her, even as the cheers and punchy laughter of the crowd calling for them to get off the floor / what an encore, encore again! / are they killing each other? She drags the ribbon into her fist and holds it between the two of them, behind the veil of his hair and sneers, all teeth and flashing eyes. Elated and temporarily satisfied. ]


That's really all you I'm feeling, isn't it. That's hot, you freak. [ She purrs it, tugging the ribbon's edge between her teeth as she begins to gather her messy hair into a high tail, winding it quickly to hold everything in place. It's time to get off the floor, and get ready for the next round. ]

I'm not interested in interrogating any of this, just so you know. [ She'll learn how everything works as it happens. It keeps her sharp, lets her feel surprise when something unexpected happens. ] You free later, though?
agoniser: (pic#17515509)

[personal profile] agoniser 2024-11-22 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ The headbutt is deserved, but it’s still a surprise that he takes with a cackle of delight. Pain blooms across his face, but he grins with all teeth to see her reaction as it’s mirrored. Briefly, he considers just what these tokens offer, since such a thing would be as valuable as gold was to the mon-keigh. Imagine, tying a simple ribbon to an Arena’s participant and being able to multiply their indulgence for the crowd!

…Something he’ll be getting a taste of, clearly. He’d rather be the one with the token rather than bearing its pains firsthand, generally speaking, but this mon-keigh Arena was soft. Thankfully. ]


It is. You offer pain skillfully, Mia.

[ From him, that’s a compliment, as is using her name. His voice is a low, sultry rumble to match her purr, and as she pulls up her hair, he lessens his grip on her. He lowers her thigh back so that she’s not folded in half against him and removes his fingers from her, but it’s almost predictable as he brings those fingers up to his mouth to taste. ]

But nor am I. Do not fret.

[ Certainly not in the way she’s thinking, since it doesn’t even occur to him. His β€œinterrogation” would be more along the lines of reassessing how freaky humans could be. Especially human women, maybe? Much to consider,

But he half laughs, half hisses in pain as he starts to move and maybe finally listen to the announcers and crowd alike. Or, almost certainly, it’s her insistence. He seems to ignore the crowd completely, like he’s used to it. ]


I will be here. Now I must see how this tournament ends.
corvere: (pic#15772696)

[personal profile] corvere 2024-11-24 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's what I'm here for, Marazhai.

[ Extreme shit, no TLC. Maybe she'll soften up her stance as the days trickle by, but it's a minuscule chance at best; she's perfectly content being as rotten as they come, and unlike a certain OTHER rotten redhead, she's not about to get involved with the drama of the house. There's not much for her to go back to. The people she wanted dead are dead. Jonnen's going to be okay. She has Mister Kindly, she has Eclipse, and the house is full of fucking freaks she can disrespect for her own enjoyment.

What more could a girl ask for, in her afterlife?

The muscles of her thighs are a little quaky, gone ridiculous with lingering heat as she climbs to her own feet. The pull and tug of every injury she's left on the vicious Drukhari mirrored inside of her own form, and damn. She does know how to hit someone and make it hurt. ]


I'll look you up, later. [ Like him, she has no eyes for a crowd.

She's worked them before, gladiatii training and showmanship to give her presence and noteriety alike. They only mean something to her if they're screaming her name. Now that the two of them are done, the only thing to do is exit with as much style as she fought with, her high tail and claimed ribbon trailing behind her as she flicks them like a whip. ]