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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburnmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2024-11-09 08:00 am
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NOVEMBER 2024 TDM: RENAISSANCE


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, CARMY BERZATTO has taken over Head Chef position, alongside his cousin RICHIE JERIMOVICH and always the bridesmaid never the bride, SANJI. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




2 GIRLS 1 CUP

CONTENT WARNINGS: nudity, potential for nsfw.

Over the past few days, a bit of construction has taken place on the grounds of the Saltburnt estate, and while it's difficult to piece together what exactly is being built, it's clear to see: whatever it is, it's massive, taking up a huge percentage of the grounds with multiple included structures. On the outside it seems almost like a neighborhood is being sprung up β€”Β new houses for people to live in, maybe? New shops, disconnected from the manor at large? All is revealed on opening day, when upon entry all are greeted with cheery hellos from jauntily clad persons shouting, "Huzzah!" and "Hail and well met!" For the more medieval and fantasy inclined among you, it might feel like stepping somewhere familiar and homey. To the rest, you know β€” you've just walked into a Ren Faire. Costumes are expected.

Not sure what to wear? Those born between SEPTEMBER to FEBRUARY are dubbed part of the Unseelie Court, which is associated with darkness and decay, generally dressed in deep, dark colors. Those born between MARCH to AUGUST are part of the Seelie Court, which is associated with stars and sky, in lighter, brighter colors.

On either side of the split path, you're assaulted by the scents, sights, and sounds of any ordinary Ren Faire. Vendors pawn off garlicky mushrooms and full turkey legs, or flower crowns and juggling sticks in exchange for a kiss, a secret, a lock of hair, or something of equal nonsensical value. Step inside a shop and see sellers offering crude jewelry and satchels of loose leaf tea, fudge sold by the ounce and porcelain ocarinas. Essentially, if it's kitschy and thematic, you can find it here, being sold to you by people in costume who refuse to break character.

Shopping not quite your style? Fear not! If you're lucky in your wanderings, your might spot the Unseelie Queen ALICENT HIGHTOWER or her counterpart and opposed Seelie Queen LAURALAE carried on palanquins towards the very back of the faire, where the real heart of the show takes place in a small stadium for entertainment purposes β€”Β a tourney for distinguishing yourself as the best among your peers in the manor. Prior to the tourney, all characters are given a favor of some kind ( an embroidered handkerchief, ribbon, garland, or piece of jewelry ) to give to a person of their choosing, be they a competitor or not, to show their support. Strangely, this favor seems to link them through an empathetic, sensation-based bond, so they feel everything their chosen competitor experiences. Mutual favors result in a mutual bond.

The challenges are set: ARCHERY/KNIFE THROWING, SWORDFIGHTING/HAND-TO-HAND, and a BARD'S TOURNEY. In addition to the more ye olde flavor of competition, there are also challenges for COUPLE TENNIS, HORSE POLO, and CHESS. And, in true Saltburnt fashion, there is also a somewhat lewd display of voyeuristic NUDE WRESTLING, where the first person to have an orgasm loses. (You can sign up for these competitions HERE.) To every challenge there is dubbed a winner, who in the old Westerosi tradition gets to crown a chosen "maiden" with the title THE QUEEN OR KING OF LOVE AND BEAUTY and an extravagant wreath of flowers, their victory dedicated to the lucky lord or lady. These wreaths are both fashionable and functional β€” while wearing them, no one can resist following whatever queenly command your character gives. Additionally, winners will receive prizes courtesy of Saltburnt, all to be determined upon victory.

Whichever queen has the most winners at the end of the tourney is crowned HIGH QUEEN OF THE FAE. The Queen is paraded around and celebrated by all, and while tribute is not necessary, it certainly is appreciated!






RING AROUND THE ROSEY


CONTENT WARNINGS: potential for nsfw.

The Ren Faire fixture runs adjacent to the tree line of the forest, which one can enter through a booth manned by THE GREAT WIZARD ARCHIBALD, who warns you to be prepared to enter the Realm of the Fae beyond his backdrop curtain, before handing you a flower and a pair of antlers (or a head piece from your fauna choice) for your journey to the beyond. Upon entering, you are greeted by a forest that bears no resemblance to the woods you've grown to expect in your time at the manor, everything more exaggeratedly lush than it had been even a day or so prior. Plump fruits with slightly glimmering skins grow fat on the vine, every leaf on every tree vibrant and healthy despite the changing of seasons, gone orange and red with the cold. Despite that, it's surprisingly balmy in the forest, everything illuminated by glimmering fairy lights and strung up lanterns. Flowers bloom under your feet, alongside perfect little red mushrooms, everything so idealistic it almost borders on discomfort.

Despite any reservations, there is a wild compulsion to everyone who enters the forest. The flower the wizard gave you is pungent enough to dizzy your head, leading you to the instinct of frolicking β€” or if you're not the type to frolick, then wandering β€”Β through the woods, to find some counterpart to your particular flower in a very innocent (or not so innocent) game of cat and mouse. Once you find them, a simple kiss will serve as enough to claim your prize and ease the compulsion. Unless, of course, you want to give a little more. It couldn't hurt, right?

Wander further through the seemingly never ending woods, drawn on of the beauty of faerie, and find yourself at a somewhat rundown chapel surrounded by foliage, the roof and walls broken down with age, invaded by exploring plant life that crawls and vines through every crack and opening. While the stone altar of indeterminate denomination seems like it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years, let alone cleaned, there's the distinct impression you are walking on hallowed, sacred ground when you move to inspect it. Those clever among you might note different runes etched on what appears to be a wooden tabernacle on an ancient pillar at the back of the chapel. Looking into it, there's a word from an unknown language carved inside, complimented with a cheat sheet bit of yellowing paper which reads F. M. K., with further explanation: FRIENDS, MARRY, KINK.

What could it mean? Well. You and whoever you entered the chapel with, or whoever enters next, are stuck until further notice unless you complete one of the proffered options. FRIENDS, it's time you bury the hatchet, let bygones be bygones and accept our faults moving forward, together, to the future. MARRY, let's seal our bonded union with the trees as our witness, in a church of our own making. KINK, if the altar can't be used for the former, it can certainly be used for the latter. Nothing vanilla will do β€”Β kink up or shut up.

Once completed, you're free to leave and roam around the forest at your leisure. If you wander far enough you might hear a distant, organic sound whirring and clicking from the trees, but don't worry. Whatever is watching you probably doesn't bite.




DIRECTORY


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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-25 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[The comfort is - familiar. It's caring and sweet in a way that all comfort should be, in the wake of a hard fuck. But there's something to it, a thread pulling underneath all that doting, accompanied by fingers still playing him open that make the scenario icy underneath. It's the same kind of care that Willem would give him, in the years after they wound together through their own fated universe of death and rebirth. It's something that is unsettling and yet still too familiar to Theo, who doesn't protest and simply lets out a soft whimper through a bitten lower lip.

Every reason to make a snarky comment, to assert himself. Yet he just sighs, looking at Zephir. His approval shouldn't mean this much. Is it still an effect of what he was fed or is this truly just how desperate Theo is for attention at his core?]


I came to spit in your sink but I think I'll have to use your shower now, too.
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-25 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. It's the least I can do.

[ His head is tilted, eyes on the fluid that slows to a thin dribble, fingers slipping out, wiped on Theo's navel. Zephir kisses his hipbone, the mark that imprisoned his magic; it glows for a moment, affection drifting upward until their lips meet one more time. They could convince anyone that he's loved this man forever. ]

You should keep me company today.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-26 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Theo should disentangle himself with an excuse to leave - what has he learned so far besides he's an easy lay (already known,) and that this man is precariously close in kind to Willem? Why does he stay, laying there, breathing slow and steady while considering Zephir's suggestion. It's not even a question, that'd have to start in 'would you like to' or something similar.]

And what, exactly, would my day look like if I did?
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-26 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm no clairvoyant.

[ Such a lazy answer. He doesn't think Theo minds that sort of thing very much. As for what follows β€” Zephir is a shameless liar, yes, but he isn't lying now: ]

I won't demand anything that you can't give. I won't make you sleep on my come, either.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-26 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take my shower and decide.

[Thinking that maybe, just maybe, there'll be some post-nut clarity when this is all washed off of him and whatever it was he so willingly consumed might no longer still taste on his tongue. Is he affected by it still or is that just a hopeful want, a reason to throw away his day without even knowing what'll be done with it? He looks at Zephir for a moment, pinching a smile before caressing a hand down his arm as he sits forward to get up. Not being sore is nice, at least.]

Gives you time to add anything more compelling to the offer, too.
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-27 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ He places his hand on top of Theo's, brings it up to kiss the knuckles. Released after, Zephir's guest is free to do as he pleases, for as long as he needs to.

Theo's privacy doesn't last forever, though. Zephir takes his time but makes his presence known in unhurried actions, entering the bathroom to join him under the showerhead with an embrace, chin on his shoulder. It isn't sexual, but he wouldn't blame the man whose back is flat against his chest for thinking otherwise. Instead there's just this sense of… wanting to be close, gradually dripping with the water that reaches him, too. ]


You left your toothbrush on the floor.

[ He twists them from side to side ever so slightly, eyes shut. This is Theo's introduction to how relentlessly affectionate Zephir is. ]
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[There was a time, once, when Theo tried to reason away why Willem was the way he was. Before he decided that no matter what it was that caused it, that shaped him, it didn't matter. There were times when he tried to assume that Willem's inability to love him unconditionally was the fault of his own actions, or the actions of the world around them. That maybe he did care for Theo life after life, but something drove him to be callous with it; to wager and sell his love away for other things. Reasons why he'd treat him like a pet, doting on him but never truly being devoted to him. That's what Zephir embodies to him, even now, when Theo ends up resting against him in the shower.

He knows this dance and routine. He knows it too well.]


And I see you brought it to me.

[Soft sarcasm, as Theo stares forward at bath tiles before closing his eyes, tilting back his head and letting the warm spray wash over his skin. Affection is a good currency to sway Theo with, giving it back in a similarly shallow way - they mean nothing to each other and they know it, yet...]

Keep it. My memento to you.
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-28 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ His lips stretch into a soft grin, sunshine in the shape of a man bent over to kiss Theo behind the ear. Some part of him would like to turn this witchy-thing around and check if he's placed those blue eyes back on, but it's outvoted by all the branches that would rather keep him warmly captive.

After grabbing a shampoo bottle, Zephir applies what he's poured into his hand on Theo's hair, gently massaging the scalp. ]
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-28 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Theo remains docile, uneasily so, letting Zephir tend to him - knowing this sort of situation usually happens before it turns to sex and he's not exactly sure what to do with himself in the meanwhile. So he just continues to take a passive route, letting Zephir dote, but deciding to do what he did best with Willem - gently pry with questions:]

Do you treat all your tour guide lays this well?
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-29 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[ He gently tilts Theo's head one way, rubbing his fingers in his hair, repeats the same on the other side. Looking down, he focuses on the top of his scalp.

(Yes, he could hold this man close, push him against the wall or bend him over, drag his cock back in and snap his hips until there was a lot more to clean than the first load, but this, for now, is preferable. It's nice, intimate, beautiful.) ]


Aren't you used to being treated like this?
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-29 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I find that hard to believe.

[Because truthfully, Theo can't imagine being doted on without reason or purpose - his whole life he's just wanted that acceptance, chasing it in a relationship doomed to be disastrous and seeking it in other people who will never be able to keep up with him. As much as he disbelieves, part of him likes the idea of being treated as special - without it being part of a transaction, an agreement. Someone just wants to play with his hair?

He shifts to turn around slowly, so he can reach up to lather soap into Zephir's hair. Always so tall.]


But yes, and no. I do like it. I think I like you, too.
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-30 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
You're used to seeing liars around you. That breaks my heart. [ And yet his smile remains, leaning forward to allow Theo's fingers in his hair.] I like you too.

[ His eyes shut for a moment, his shoulders relax; his palm finds the other man's shoulder and stays there. ]

I promised you a new name, didn't I?
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-30 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Theo's hands keep working, frothing shampoo in Zephir's hair before letting the water rinse it clean; he says nothing to refute him, but remains ever so slightly steeled to this arrangement. (With good reason: who knows what happens in other worlds when people are renamed?)]

What would it be, then?
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-30 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ With nothing but water on them, Zephir moves back in to wrap his arms around Theo above the shoulders, a kiss to his lips β€” something from a friend turned lover, not a stranger who made Theo hang on tight while railing him over the window.

Then a bug flies around them, avoiding the water. It finds a safe spot on the tile, stopping, skittering, stopping again. It looks… metallic, almost, wings a vibrant blue, head a brownish orange. Zephir thinks he's very clever, playing on Theo's dance with his eye color. In their hug, Zephir rests his cheek on the younger man. ]


That lovely creature over there. You call it a Jewel Beetle. It reminds me of you, I think.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-31 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Theo is receptive to touch, hands up - one on Zephir's ribs, the other his hip. He tilts his head to look at their little visitor, wondering what kind of witchy being he must be at this point - too aloof, too aware, to not be something greater than most. (If not all?) Theo's eyes dart over the bug and he decides that 'lovely creature' is acceptable as a description.]

Cute. And that's what you're going to call me now?
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-31 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If you'll let me, [ He says, relaxed. The beetle's wings move but it doesn't take off, just like his hands move but don't really go anywhere. ] Do you like it?
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-31 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never had anyone rename me before.

[His name being the one thing that stayed constant, beyond the dark brown eyes. He's quiet for a beat.]

I like it. But I'd like it if you still call me Teddie sometimes, too.
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[personal profile] viver 2024-12-31 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. [ A kiss to Theo's temple, he lets go to move on to wash his body. The lovely creatureβ„’ flies away. ] This one's just for us.
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[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-31 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You have dangerous affection, you know that, right?

[But a mouse always looks to the cheese in the trap. He doesn't say anything more, though. Simply accepts what is - what might be.]