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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburnmods) wrote in [community profile] draino2025-01-04 08:00 am
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π“π‡πˆπ’ πˆπ’ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 β–£ JAN TDM





JANUARY 2025 TDM: IMMORTALITY


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, the menu has been redone by some guests in the manor. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




8-BALL

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, nsfw.

In all 700 (and change!) years of Saltburnt's existence, never has the new year been rung in with anything less than a bang. Similarly, the manor is a bustle of activity in the post-Christmas week, setting up predominately in and around the Operating Theatre. Formally, all guests are welcomed to celebrate on the 31st of December leading into the new year by a fancy, handwritten invitation, delivered individually by Giles. BLACK TIE, the invite says. LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD YEAR, DAWG.

Upon arrival, it's plain to see the Operating Theatre has gotten a glow up since last visited. The amphitheater stairs serve as a dramatic entrance to walk through, the main floor usually designed for holding cadavers for dissection instead replaced with a dance floor. Everything is black, white, and as silver as surgery tools, the room seemingly a great deal larger than when it was last observed β€”Β though, maybe that's your eyes playing tricks on you. Don't worry about it!

Celebrate instead, ringing in the new year with loud, Eurodance music and American rock, bodies dancing together for one last hurrah of 2006. In true Saltburnt fashion, there's a snack spread on the organized operating tables β€”Β Vietnamese spring rolls, glass noodles, Prosecco jello shots to go with the tall flutes of champagne passed around on silver plates. Additionally, there are some silver platters circling the venue full of tall mounds of white, powdery cocaine, already spliced into lines for convenience. The name of the game is indulgence, as ever, getting one's worst habits out of the way to make room for better, healthier choices in the new year.

For the last hour of the year, a mock time ball in the shape of an magic 8-ball is set up in the center of the room, slowly inching up as time ticks down. At 11:59, the ball reaches its zenith, much more rapidly moving the other way as the countdown starts. Once the countdown drops to the 10s, everyone in the room is pairing up in couples (or trios?) to kiss at the strike of midnight, loudly chanting the last five numbers in chanting succession, 3, 2, 1, and happy new year!

Several things happen at once, following your kiss, or the strike of midnight if you're more of a lone wolf. Firstly, everyone's clothes disappear, left completely naked in the theatre. Any fabric they might think to dress themselves in will miraculously disappear once they put it on, and any attempts to escape the room are likewise barred, doors unopenable for the time being. At the same time, the 8-ball which reached the bottom of its stand rolls over, presenting its windowed side to all who look upon it β€”Β and all who look upon it will see one of 20 different instructions.

For a fun game, roll a d20 and see what you get!



































Naturally, the doors only permit you to leave after achieving whatever challenge the 8-ball gave you, where you can run nakedly back to your room and find some clothes, saying goodnight to a wonderful year. Any and all party poopers uninterested in taking part will be let go an hour or so post midnight β€”Β approximately when it stops being funny.






NEW YEAR, NEW ME


CONTENT WARNINGS: homophobia, misogyny, implied grooming, cultural insensitivity.

New year is a time for new beginnings, and it's no surprise that many resolutions involve the bettering of one's self. Exercise and eating healthy are all usual suspects, but what if you could take a little something that did it all for you, effort-free? New Years Resolutions the easy way β€”Β try ReSculpt, an organic supplement using exotic kinds of sea kelp, as provided by Portia's personal life coach SHAMAN LEAF, for making a better you. Fat melts away and wrinkles smooth out, complexions clear and muscles strengthen, all with the help of this miraculous product! Simply apply the topical ointment on yourself, and watch a new and improved you emerge β€” even those of you who wouldn't choose it willingly can take part, as it's stocked in every bathroom, in the shape of an ordinary lotion bottle.

Of course, it doesn't only effect your looks. The road to a better you requires a full makeover, changing you from the inside out. Be the son your father always wanted, or the wife your husband deserves β€” become a better partner, a better housewife, a better soldier, a better friend. Whatever any of that means to you, whether changing your style or the people you're attracted to, this magical lotion seems to clear it up and straighten you out, turn you into a true, decent member of polite upperclass society. Even Portia in the days following New Years appears younger, nearly like a girl in her teens thanks to the power of ReSculpt. On your journey to self-improvement, you might feel inclined to sign up for Shaman Leaf's 12-step guide to proper English behaviors, including lessons in etiquette, fine dining, lovemaking with respectful hands-on accompaniment, and a suggested sizable donation on towards Shaman Leaf's travel fund. All of it concludes in a graduation for the enlistees in the form of a debutante ball.

Not to worry if you didn't take the course β€” all are welcome to witness the caterpillar become the butterfly in this re-introduction to society in one of Saltburnt's many exemplary ballrooms. As opposed to the more carefree party that welcomed in the year, the debutante ball is steeped in the premeditated societal structures of an aristocratic family, everything proper and regal by design, complete with huge, expensive dresses and expertly tailored, starch-collared suits. Luckily, ReSculpt will see to everyone conforming to the expectations of society, without complaint. Unluckily, the side effects seem to kick in at the debutante ball.

Step one: paranoia. Is this who you really are? What happened to the person you were a few days ago? Where did everything that made you who you are go? Dread creeps in, a discordant note, a cold breeze. Step two: touch repulsion. The dances at the ball are all respectful, leaving plenty of room for Jesus, flirty little wrist touches and soft, careful hands β€” and you're disgusted by wanting more, confused by it. Consumed by it? Scared of it. The sick touch of skin on skin is as offensive as it is arousing, like gripping ice cubes in your hand and flinching at the numbing, burning pain. Step three: hallucinations. You turn in a dance and the hand that slips into yours is more bone than flesh. The ballroom itself seems to grow more decayed than decadent, ghosts and horrifying faces spliced between the crowd, all looking at you, angry and disturbed. Is that face looking back at you your own? Can your friends tell you from a doppelgΓ€nger? Who even are you anymore?

And finally, step four: rehab. As it turns out, Shaman Leaf is not actually a good guy. That is, he's not a guy at all but a pΓΊca, here to unleash a humble amount of chaos and then quickly skedaddle while the iron's still hot, escaping with mischievous shapeshifting behaviors through the closest door, galloping to the forest. Though his exit from the premises doesn't clear up the effects of ReSculpt, it's nothing a little week spent very fashionably in rehab can't clear up. Going cold turkey is the only way to remove it from your system β€” and you do want to remove it from your system. A depleting supply will force you into withdrawals regardless, in the form of continued paranoia and hallucinations, acting hot and cold with touch, alternating between your true self and ReSculpt self, fevers, nosebleeds, puking, and blacking out. A good detox for the new year.



DIRECTORY


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wild β€” nye on the grounds.

[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-05 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As days (well, nights) go, Gale has had a rather good one. It’s not everyday one has precious memories β€” and, therefore, hope of life β€” returned to them. Or that one spends an evening with someone dear, hands entwined as physical evidence of connection, no longer an intangible, amorphous thing.

When Astarion has had enough of the crowds on the lawn, Gale wanders alone, offering a spot of magical assistance when he can. He notes the figure approaching him from afar, spies the bobble in his step, and casts darkvision to give them both a better shot at remaining upright, on the icy lawn. ]


Ah! [ recognition, one of the first faces he saw here (and then mysteriously gone). ] And so we meet again. In a similarly liminal space.

[ not the magical woods but the time between one year and the next, a holiday burning down to the wick before them. ]
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-05 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian didn't have the pleasure (or otherwise) of meeting terribly many people during his first sojourn here. He remembers the ones he did meet through the soft haze of a dream, and Gale looks no less diffuse to him after copious amounts of champagne.

Dorian stumbles (meanders) in his direction, his leather shoes not at all appropriate for the icy grass. Close enough to speak, Dorian pats his pocket for the cloves he acquired. ]


I think I preferred the liminality of the forest. I wasn't freezing my balls off, there.

[ Though he's a little looser now than he was then, less wary after drinking and kissing and touching for several hours. Dorian snaps his fingers to light the cigarette, taking a short drag before looking at Gale with bleary consideration. ]

I didn't see you at the party, did I? Then again, it was such a blur of asses and tits by the end, I might not have recognized you even if we were mouth-to-mouth.
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cw: references to cannibalism (saltburnt things)

[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-05 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gale laughs at the first observation. Flusters a little, at the second. ]

Ah-ha. [ Nose pink from the cold. He tugs his wool coat tighter, adjusts the lavender scarf about his neck. ]

Often the way of it, in this place, or so I’m told. [ A wry tip of his head, tongue poking his cheek. He only visited the Otherworld once, alongside Orin the Red, and knew then he would not be returning. ] My β€” companion’s been here longer than I, got his head on straight, and so we opted for an evening outwith the influence of the manor’s enchantments.

[ After a beat of consideration, he extends a gloved hand, if Dorian’s sharing. ]

Enjoy yourself? Sometimes things get rather β€” strange.

[ Genuine, polite curiosity. The number of times they’ve served human flesh at parties is at two, by his count.]
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-05 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His companion. Where Dorian's from, men lie with men but it can never be anything more than a night of stolen touches. Strange to think that might be different here, the way it is in the South. Dorian doesn't know what to make of it through the smear of his intoxication, a tangle of feelings flaring within him: homesickness, hope. ]

A man with wisdom and common sense is a true rarity. I'd keep him close if I were you.

[ Dorian offers Gale the cigarette, sharing a small smile. ]

Mm, it was mostly lovely. We'll see whether I still feel that way come morning. [ Hopefully with nothing worse than a hangover to show for it. ] I do remember hearing about some of the nastier enchantments, and hope I'll continue to avoid them.
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[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-05 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Even with darkvision, it’s difficult for Gale to parse the minutiae of Dorian’s artful features. He gives a quick duck of his head, besides, made shy by the suggestion of longevity in something so new β€” before he resurfaces for that cigarette, hands steady. ]

I’ve every intention to. [ A light drag, nothing like the sweetly indulgent or frightfully bright substances from his academy days. The barest burn to it. ]

Good. [ Sincere, that. Gale tilts the cigarette back toward Dorian, delicately perched between index and middle finger. ] Something about bodies in the bloody cakes and murderous creatures roving the dancefloor does spoil the fun.
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-06 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you say bodies? In the cakes? [ Enunciating so he's absolutely certain he's getting that right, though it's still a little slurred, fingertips freezing as he takes the cigarette back. ]

Now you have me worried I've eaten something I shouldn't have. At least it'll all come up with the inevitable hangover tomorrow.
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cw: emeto

[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-07 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ On arrival, Gale backread the whole of the network, the entirety of Koby's guide, and any supplementary notes made available to him. He's aware of most of the miserable business to date, particularly after pestering Louis about day zero. ]

Yes, [ blanching, ] twice.

[ quickly, he clarifies: ] I'd think you wouldn't be so unlucky on your first few days returned to us. [ a polite lie, given the first party was a bloodbath, of a kind. squinting at him, then, just in case he looks like he's about to retch β€” ] A night remembered is a night savoured, I suppose?

[ remembered via... a terrible hangover? ]
Edited 2025-01-07 18:43 (UTC)
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-07 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian does, unfortunately, look a little peaky as he considers it; and unsteady on his feet, though that's more likely the champagne and the fact that the ground is covered in ice. ]

You know, we've been talking for three whole minutes and I think we're already desperately due a change of subject.

[ Dorian's foot slides, and he steadies himself on Gale's shoulder before anything dreadfully embarrassing can happen. His eyes alight on something he'd noticed the first time they met: the inky purple tendrils that weave up Gale's collarbone and throat. He'll put money on that not being a mundane tattoo. ]

Why don't you walk me back to my room, and you can tell me all about that sigil on your chest along the way.
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[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gale reacts quickly (half because Orin's bladework has him more tightly wound than ever), arm darting around Dorian's middle to help balance him in turn. They end up face-to-face, his brows shooting to his hairline. The mark of the orb glows, unhelpful as ever. ]

Ah-ha, a man with an eye for magic.

[ adjusting their pseudo-embrace into a more comfortable, sideways support. His heart rabbits in his chest, at the thought of his predicament (worsening, without Mystra to stall it). ]

What sort of gentleman would dare deny you?

[ Already gentling them toward the warm light of the manor. He'll decide how much to reveal as they go, mindful of how poor a topic it makes. ]
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-12 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian's had no shortage of handsome men in his orbit, tonight; that doesn't stop him from offering Gale a coy smile, a hand sliding up his shoulder as they end up closer than intended. ]

My hero.

[ And Dorian does need the support, as they cross the frosty lawn. He'll be interested to get a better look at the mark, once they're in the light, though his ability to truly focus is more than a touch compromised. ]

I don't know that anyone's really tapped into magical tattoos where I'm from, you know. Lots of culturally significant ones, the elves have their vallaslin and Qunari have their war paint... [ Dorian trails off as they reach a set of steps, which he stumbles up only a little. ] Have only heard one story of lyrium tattoo experimentation. Grisly, if I'm honest. To have something like that carved into you against your will... I can't begin to imagine.
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[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-17 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[ A hum here and there, as Dorian natters on, deciding whether or not he really needs to answer the question, if his interlocutor is going to carry the conversation beyond it. And when Dorian speaks of unwilling carvings, well β€” he thinks not only of himself but of Astarion, too. What a funny thing, their shared lot is.

He catches Dorian’s fumble on the small steps and holds him tighter as they venture indoors. ]


Let us say that I did not choose the designs you see upon my flesh β€” but that I did deserve them.

[ Ghastly or otherwise. Spoken like a riddle, telling a little without revealing too much. He clears his throat. ]

I do hope you’re not on the topmost floor.
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-17 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Unfortunately for Gale, Dorian is shrewd, even after a copious amount of sex and alcohol. They wind their way up a set of stairs that Dorian thankfully recognizes; then down a long hall, and they reach his door, which Dorian leans against to release Gale of the task of carrying his weight.

His gaze clearer than it was before, thoughtful, as he lifts a hand to rest lightly over the mark on Gale's chest. ]


If you didn't choose them, my friend, I doubt you deserved them.
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[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-17 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As Dorian eases off his shoulder, Gale lingers for just a moment, savouring that warmth (and avoiding his too-clever gaze). He steps back, smile fixed, then faltering, at the light touch to his chest, skin impossibly tender. No one’s ever β€” ]

Come now, Dorian. [ His eyes flicker to Dorian’s elegant wrist, sleeve riding up his arm. Softer, ] As a mage, you know that every action has a consequence β€” every spell, a cost.

[ Energy, component parts. Something cannot come from nothing. ]
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-17 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian hadn't intended to stumble upon something quite so personal, with a very new friend; though he's had his share of surprisingly intimate conversation tonight, with Aemond, who was then a stranger.

It's the way of drinking, though he feels the imbalance in how much more sober Gale is than he (possibly entirely), the smile he struggles to hold.

Dorian wonders. Doesn't want to overstep, but trails his fingers gently up the tendrils of the mark. His own senses are muddied, tonight, but touching him he can feel the magic of it--different from his own, but undeniably powerful.

And there is something curdling in it, tainted. Dorian exhales softly, resting his knuckles at Gale's cheekbone, near to the fainter tendrils at his eye. ]


True. But it doesn't mean we must bear those consequences in our flesh.
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[personal profile] corporeity 2025-01-17 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The touch β€” the inherent intimacy of it, not wanting but something else β€” sharpens the arch of his brows. He dares look up as Dorian’s fingers venture higher, breath hitching as he spies the recognition in Dorian’s dark eyes. There’s something very wrong with him, isn’t there. In the blood. In the borrowed magic that holds him together.

He clasps Dorian’s wrist in turn, thumb tapping at his pulse. Holding, not yet guiding him away. ]


And yet. [ Here he stands, marked for all to see, the rot spiderwebbing outward from his heart-centre. Even having disregarded his Mystra earring, he remains singled out. Set apart.

The dropped opal and diamond shimmer in its place. ]


Sleep well, Dorian.
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[personal profile] wines 2025-01-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The moment draws itself out, like a wisp of time magic. Dorian wonders if he's overstepped, will reexamine that in the sober light of day.

For now, he lowers his hand and gently reverses their hold long enough to draw Gale's to his lips, a light kiss to his knuckles before releasing him. ]


Good night, Gale. Happy New Year, as they seem to say.