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π“π‡πˆπ’ πˆπ’ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 β–£ JAN TDM





JANUARY 2025 TDM: IMMORTALITY


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, the menu has been redone by some guests in the manor. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




8-BALL

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, nsfw.

In all 700 (and change!) years of Saltburnt's existence, never has the new year been rung in with anything less than a bang. Similarly, the manor is a bustle of activity in the post-Christmas week, setting up predominately in and around the Operating Theatre. Formally, all guests are welcomed to celebrate on the 31st of December leading into the new year by a fancy, handwritten invitation, delivered individually by Giles. BLACK TIE, the invite says. LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD YEAR, DAWG.

Upon arrival, it's plain to see the Operating Theatre has gotten a glow up since last visited. The amphitheater stairs serve as a dramatic entrance to walk through, the main floor usually designed for holding cadavers for dissection instead replaced with a dance floor. Everything is black, white, and as silver as surgery tools, the room seemingly a great deal larger than when it was last observed β€”Β though, maybe that's your eyes playing tricks on you. Don't worry about it!

Celebrate instead, ringing in the new year with loud, Eurodance music and American rock, bodies dancing together for one last hurrah of 2006. In true Saltburnt fashion, there's a snack spread on the organized operating tables β€”Β Vietnamese spring rolls, glass noodles, Prosecco jello shots to go with the tall flutes of champagne passed around on silver plates. Additionally, there are some silver platters circling the venue full of tall mounds of white, powdery cocaine, already spliced into lines for convenience. The name of the game is indulgence, as ever, getting one's worst habits out of the way to make room for better, healthier choices in the new year.

For the last hour of the year, a mock time ball in the shape of an magic 8-ball is set up in the center of the room, slowly inching up as time ticks down. At 11:59, the ball reaches its zenith, much more rapidly moving the other way as the countdown starts. Once the countdown drops to the 10s, everyone in the room is pairing up in couples (or trios?) to kiss at the strike of midnight, loudly chanting the last five numbers in chanting succession, 3, 2, 1, and happy new year!

Several things happen at once, following your kiss, or the strike of midnight if you're more of a lone wolf. Firstly, everyone's clothes disappear, left completely naked in the theatre. Any fabric they might think to dress themselves in will miraculously disappear once they put it on, and any attempts to escape the room are likewise barred, doors unopenable for the time being. At the same time, the 8-ball which reached the bottom of its stand rolls over, presenting its windowed side to all who look upon it β€”Β and all who look upon it will see one of 20 different instructions.

For a fun game, roll a d20 and see what you get!



































Naturally, the doors only permit you to leave after achieving whatever challenge the 8-ball gave you, where you can run nakedly back to your room and find some clothes, saying goodnight to a wonderful year. Any and all party poopers uninterested in taking part will be let go an hour or so post midnight β€”Β approximately when it stops being funny.






NEW YEAR, NEW ME


CONTENT WARNINGS: homophobia, misogyny, implied grooming, cultural insensitivity.

New year is a time for new beginnings, and it's no surprise that many resolutions involve the bettering of one's self. Exercise and eating healthy are all usual suspects, but what if you could take a little something that did it all for you, effort-free? New Years Resolutions the easy way β€”Β try ReSculpt, an organic supplement using exotic kinds of sea kelp, as provided by Portia's personal life coach SHAMAN LEAF, for making a better you. Fat melts away and wrinkles smooth out, complexions clear and muscles strengthen, all with the help of this miraculous product! Simply apply the topical ointment on yourself, and watch a new and improved you emerge β€” even those of you who wouldn't choose it willingly can take part, as it's stocked in every bathroom, in the shape of an ordinary lotion bottle.

Of course, it doesn't only effect your looks. The road to a better you requires a full makeover, changing you from the inside out. Be the son your father always wanted, or the wife your husband deserves β€” become a better partner, a better housewife, a better soldier, a better friend. Whatever any of that means to you, whether changing your style or the people you're attracted to, this magical lotion seems to clear it up and straighten you out, turn you into a true, decent member of polite upperclass society. Even Portia in the days following New Years appears younger, nearly like a girl in her teens thanks to the power of ReSculpt. On your journey to self-improvement, you might feel inclined to sign up for Shaman Leaf's 12-step guide to proper English behaviors, including lessons in etiquette, fine dining, lovemaking with respectful hands-on accompaniment, and a suggested sizable donation on towards Shaman Leaf's travel fund. All of it concludes in a graduation for the enlistees in the form of a debutante ball.

Not to worry if you didn't take the course β€” all are welcome to witness the caterpillar become the butterfly in this re-introduction to society in one of Saltburnt's many exemplary ballrooms. As opposed to the more carefree party that welcomed in the year, the debutante ball is steeped in the premeditated societal structures of an aristocratic family, everything proper and regal by design, complete with huge, expensive dresses and expertly tailored, starch-collared suits. Luckily, ReSculpt will see to everyone conforming to the expectations of society, without complaint. Unluckily, the side effects seem to kick in at the debutante ball.

Step one: paranoia. Is this who you really are? What happened to the person you were a few days ago? Where did everything that made you who you are go? Dread creeps in, a discordant note, a cold breeze. Step two: touch repulsion. The dances at the ball are all respectful, leaving plenty of room for Jesus, flirty little wrist touches and soft, careful hands β€” and you're disgusted by wanting more, confused by it. Consumed by it? Scared of it. The sick touch of skin on skin is as offensive as it is arousing, like gripping ice cubes in your hand and flinching at the numbing, burning pain. Step three: hallucinations. You turn in a dance and the hand that slips into yours is more bone than flesh. The ballroom itself seems to grow more decayed than decadent, ghosts and horrifying faces spliced between the crowd, all looking at you, angry and disturbed. Is that face looking back at you your own? Can your friends tell you from a doppelgΓ€nger? Who even are you anymore?

And finally, step four: rehab. As it turns out, Shaman Leaf is not actually a good guy. That is, he's not a guy at all but a pΓΊca, here to unleash a humble amount of chaos and then quickly skedaddle while the iron's still hot, escaping with mischievous shapeshifting behaviors through the closest door, galloping to the forest. Though his exit from the premises doesn't clear up the effects of ReSculpt, it's nothing a little week spent very fashionably in rehab can't clear up. Going cold turkey is the only way to remove it from your system β€” and you do want to remove it from your system. A depleting supply will force you into withdrawals regardless, in the form of continued paranoia and hallucinations, acting hot and cold with touch, alternating between your true self and ReSculpt self, fevers, nosebleeds, puking, and blacking out. A good detox for the new year.



DIRECTORY


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welcome

[personal profile] masticated 2025-01-07 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[it'd been automatic: wake up, get out. no second glance, no double checking to see who or what he got himself into the night before. he didn't remember and it didn't matter. the waking up is more of a problem than the hand he feels snatching around his wrist. her voice is the only thing that stops him from protesting (or that's what he tells himself, because he's always up for round two).

he looks at her like she's everything, his usual hardened eyes sweetened up and wide, expression a longing adoration when he twists his body around beneath the sheets so he can take her face in his hands.
]

RaΓ­z? [soft, closer to a breath of air leaving his mouth:] Mom?

[but the longer he looks at her, the more confusion sets in his features. the illusion of RaΓ­z melts away, because even in his wildest dreams she'd never speak to him like that.]

No. [denial even when he presses himself close to her, yearning for a wish he'll never have granted.] Who are you?
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[personal profile] seductions 2025-01-07 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
( mom? well, okay. kinky. mortal souls are always so interesting, so scrumptious — little layered cakes of secret shames and debauchery, flavors you'd never guess at when looking at the average, vanilla frosting. men in business suits that want to lick her toilet seat clean, humbled beneath a red-bottom heel. bored housewives who want to be wine and dined, before walking into doe's penthouse suite like she's hiding christian grey's fucking red room in its bowels. cute, pathetic guys who clearly weren't hugged by their mothers enough.

it doesn't shock her. none if it does, anymore. instead, she laughs chirpily, nose scrunching up in his direction like he's just a silly, silly boy. there's beauty in all forms of eroticism, in the transformation of a fetish exposed — like watching someone slough off their old, repressive skin — and doe is the only one powerful enough to give it to them. the cocoon they bury themselves in, to undergo spiritual metamorphosis. even aphrodite could never.

so, she dips forward, pecks her lips to his forehead. a wet, smack of her mouth that makes the skin sticky with the residue of cherry lipgloss.
)

Your mommy. ( she pulls back, arches a brow. ) Duh.

( she grips his chin, shoves his head back into the pillow. her gums ache, watching his pulse wriggle in his throat, like a cherry on the stem. waiting to pop in her mouth. )

Now, be quiet and stop asking questions, baby boy. Mommy's hungry.
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[personal profile] masticated 2025-01-07 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[sticky-sweet lips to his skin, his brows stay knit together in frozen confusion. he's lived many decades and never seen a woman with RaΓ­z's body. shapeshifters, yes, but no one so bold to use her likeness. this one didn't make him, didn't pull him from the brink of a life behind bars. she's a stranger -

a stranger that's got RaΓ­z's body. Golden would never shift for him like that, he also never asked. he wanted the real thing and she'd probably hang it over his head for so long that he'd kill her, or come close to it. he can take advantage of this. of her. he laughs when she pushes his head into the pillow, arousal already making his briefs tighter. she's totally naked, has he ever seen RaΓ­z naked? fuck if he knows. thank the ugly gods he didn't put a shirt on.
]

Yeah? [a switch in his tone, he's leaning into what she wants to play. he'll play, too. her words bring a wild heat into his chest and make him want to eat her alive.] I'll feed you whatever you want.

[his hands are greedy on her skin. one hand at her neck while the other palms along her side, calloused worker's hands along her smooth skin. he'll take first, bringing her in to press their lips together so he can get a taste of those pretty cherry lips on his own.]
Edited (idk words dont @ me) 2025-01-07 05:44 (UTC)
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[personal profile] seductions 2025-01-09 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
( whatever you want. doe's pulse does a pirouette, ballet leaps of excitement in her chest. that's what they all say, sweet things that they are — generous rabbits caught between her teeth, no fight in them when the steel traps of her mouth bite down. always so kind to feed a poor girl like her. it makes doe's gums ache like biting into a candy bar, cavity-inducing addiction, as their mouths meet.

there's no finesse to it, sloppy and wet, hunger of a starved beast. not just by coincidence — she is hungry, gut-clenchingly — but by design. he seems filthy, so she gives him filthy — never let it be said that doe anthos isn't wet dream material, everyone's dream girl, and his? his is so easy to find. he's practically sweating out the hormonal imagery of what he wants, emotions ripe in the air like musky sex. that's the type of boy she likes best, shameless. pathetically desperate. at least for the moment, anyway, whatever flavor-of-the-month her impulsive tastebuds land on.

her teeth sink, unrepentant, into the swell of his bottom lip. nipping, sucking, claiming. there's something wrong about her kiss, or — too-right, a shot of bliss injected directly into the vein, the taste of budding, maddening pollen on her tongue. a hand clasps his neck to pin him in place when she slithers closer, straddling him with ownership.
)

Be a good boy. ( he will be. she's almost sure of it. ravenous, she licks up the small pinpricks of his blood. shifts to nose at the heartbeat in his throat, palm shifting so she can draw it into her mouth, feel the way it thunders on her tongue. ) Don't fight me, okay?
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[personal profile] masticated 2025-01-09 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[he's all for a roleplaying, which is what he thinks this is at first. the perfect girl ready to be filthy with him between the sheets. he's been siphoned from before - he trained Ash, after all. he got used to how it felt, made her do it over and over again until she neither of them could stand. this is different. she's giving and taking all at once and yes, yes, yes repeats over in his mind.

especially when she bites into him hard enough to draw blood. his heart beats for her touch, practically pounds with each pulse beneath his skin.
]

I won't if you won't.

[he mirrors her movements and keeps one hand at her neck. it wasn't possessive before - now it is. she wants to get her freak on and take a bite? that's fine. he'll take a bite, too. his other hand settles at her thigh, lingers there and dances fingers along skin. then he grips into her and in one fluid motion (thank his core strength) he's the one on top of her, hooking her leg around his waist.]

You're hot, I like that. I'll do anything you want, you know? 'Cause I like that. But I'm selfish, baby, [he lowers his face close to her ear, exposing his neck to her. lips graze skin when he speaks,] and starving. I can tell you're starvin', too. I can take it. Do your worst.
Edited 2025-01-09 04:29 (UTC)