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π“π‡πˆπ’ πˆπ’ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 β–£ JAN TDM





JANUARY 2025 TDM: IMMORTALITY


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, the menu has been redone by some guests in the manor. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




8-BALL

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, nsfw.

In all 700 (and change!) years of Saltburnt's existence, never has the new year been rung in with anything less than a bang. Similarly, the manor is a bustle of activity in the post-Christmas week, setting up predominately in and around the Operating Theatre. Formally, all guests are welcomed to celebrate on the 31st of December leading into the new year by a fancy, handwritten invitation, delivered individually by Giles. BLACK TIE, the invite says. LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD YEAR, DAWG.

Upon arrival, it's plain to see the Operating Theatre has gotten a glow up since last visited. The amphitheater stairs serve as a dramatic entrance to walk through, the main floor usually designed for holding cadavers for dissection instead replaced with a dance floor. Everything is black, white, and as silver as surgery tools, the room seemingly a great deal larger than when it was last observed β€”Β though, maybe that's your eyes playing tricks on you. Don't worry about it!

Celebrate instead, ringing in the new year with loud, Eurodance music and American rock, bodies dancing together for one last hurrah of 2006. In true Saltburnt fashion, there's a snack spread on the organized operating tables β€”Β Vietnamese spring rolls, glass noodles, Prosecco jello shots to go with the tall flutes of champagne passed around on silver plates. Additionally, there are some silver platters circling the venue full of tall mounds of white, powdery cocaine, already spliced into lines for convenience. The name of the game is indulgence, as ever, getting one's worst habits out of the way to make room for better, healthier choices in the new year.

For the last hour of the year, a mock time ball in the shape of an magic 8-ball is set up in the center of the room, slowly inching up as time ticks down. At 11:59, the ball reaches its zenith, much more rapidly moving the other way as the countdown starts. Once the countdown drops to the 10s, everyone in the room is pairing up in couples (or trios?) to kiss at the strike of midnight, loudly chanting the last five numbers in chanting succession, 3, 2, 1, and happy new year!

Several things happen at once, following your kiss, or the strike of midnight if you're more of a lone wolf. Firstly, everyone's clothes disappear, left completely naked in the theatre. Any fabric they might think to dress themselves in will miraculously disappear once they put it on, and any attempts to escape the room are likewise barred, doors unopenable for the time being. At the same time, the 8-ball which reached the bottom of its stand rolls over, presenting its windowed side to all who look upon it β€”Β and all who look upon it will see one of 20 different instructions.

For a fun game, roll a d20 and see what you get!



































Naturally, the doors only permit you to leave after achieving whatever challenge the 8-ball gave you, where you can run nakedly back to your room and find some clothes, saying goodnight to a wonderful year. Any and all party poopers uninterested in taking part will be let go an hour or so post midnight β€”Β approximately when it stops being funny.






NEW YEAR, NEW ME


CONTENT WARNINGS: homophobia, misogyny, implied grooming, cultural insensitivity.

New year is a time for new beginnings, and it's no surprise that many resolutions involve the bettering of one's self. Exercise and eating healthy are all usual suspects, but what if you could take a little something that did it all for you, effort-free? New Years Resolutions the easy way β€”Β try ReSculpt, an organic supplement using exotic kinds of sea kelp, as provided by Portia's personal life coach SHAMAN LEAF, for making a better you. Fat melts away and wrinkles smooth out, complexions clear and muscles strengthen, all with the help of this miraculous product! Simply apply the topical ointment on yourself, and watch a new and improved you emerge β€” even those of you who wouldn't choose it willingly can take part, as it's stocked in every bathroom, in the shape of an ordinary lotion bottle.

Of course, it doesn't only effect your looks. The road to a better you requires a full makeover, changing you from the inside out. Be the son your father always wanted, or the wife your husband deserves β€” become a better partner, a better housewife, a better soldier, a better friend. Whatever any of that means to you, whether changing your style or the people you're attracted to, this magical lotion seems to clear it up and straighten you out, turn you into a true, decent member of polite upperclass society. Even Portia in the days following New Years appears younger, nearly like a girl in her teens thanks to the power of ReSculpt. On your journey to self-improvement, you might feel inclined to sign up for Shaman Leaf's 12-step guide to proper English behaviors, including lessons in etiquette, fine dining, lovemaking with respectful hands-on accompaniment, and a suggested sizable donation on towards Shaman Leaf's travel fund. All of it concludes in a graduation for the enlistees in the form of a debutante ball.

Not to worry if you didn't take the course β€” all are welcome to witness the caterpillar become the butterfly in this re-introduction to society in one of Saltburnt's many exemplary ballrooms. As opposed to the more carefree party that welcomed in the year, the debutante ball is steeped in the premeditated societal structures of an aristocratic family, everything proper and regal by design, complete with huge, expensive dresses and expertly tailored, starch-collared suits. Luckily, ReSculpt will see to everyone conforming to the expectations of society, without complaint. Unluckily, the side effects seem to kick in at the debutante ball.

Step one: paranoia. Is this who you really are? What happened to the person you were a few days ago? Where did everything that made you who you are go? Dread creeps in, a discordant note, a cold breeze. Step two: touch repulsion. The dances at the ball are all respectful, leaving plenty of room for Jesus, flirty little wrist touches and soft, careful hands β€” and you're disgusted by wanting more, confused by it. Consumed by it? Scared of it. The sick touch of skin on skin is as offensive as it is arousing, like gripping ice cubes in your hand and flinching at the numbing, burning pain. Step three: hallucinations. You turn in a dance and the hand that slips into yours is more bone than flesh. The ballroom itself seems to grow more decayed than decadent, ghosts and horrifying faces spliced between the crowd, all looking at you, angry and disturbed. Is that face looking back at you your own? Can your friends tell you from a doppelgΓ€nger? Who even are you anymore?

And finally, step four: rehab. As it turns out, Shaman Leaf is not actually a good guy. That is, he's not a guy at all but a pΓΊca, here to unleash a humble amount of chaos and then quickly skedaddle while the iron's still hot, escaping with mischievous shapeshifting behaviors through the closest door, galloping to the forest. Though his exit from the premises doesn't clear up the effects of ReSculpt, it's nothing a little week spent very fashionably in rehab can't clear up. Going cold turkey is the only way to remove it from your system β€” and you do want to remove it from your system. A depleting supply will force you into withdrawals regardless, in the form of continued paranoia and hallucinations, acting hot and cold with touch, alternating between your true self and ReSculpt self, fevers, nosebleeds, puking, and blacking out. A good detox for the new year.



DIRECTORY


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[personal profile] homosexuals 2025-01-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sat through a whole load of crock, if you ask me. There's something off about that guy going around with the lessons, did you see him?

And besides. Are we really going to pretend this house hasn't brought in anyone but top notch guys and dolls?

[there's no uggos here, but maybe fiyero doesn't know that yet. hawk shakes his head with a snort, squeezing fiyero's hand in turn before letting his fingers slip away from the now overly intimate moment.]

Haven't seen you around before, which means I probably shouldn't be acting like a grumpy old man about this. And apparently my manners could use some brushing up - but I'm hoping you can forgive me. One good turn deserved another.

[a literal one across the floor, that is. but he tilts his head at the request anyway, thinking about how it might ruffle some feathers to have non-participants out-classing everyone else. at least, he thinks they would - by looks and..."swankification", he supposes. there's a smirk as hawk sucks down the rest of his cigarette between two fingers, exhaling it behind him and dropping it into a passing glass of champagne.]

Well, it'd be rude to say no now, wouldn't it.

[hawk puts a hand behind his back, extending an over-exaggerated bow and lifting his chin with a grin.]

May I have this dance, then...?

[he's waiting for a name.]
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[personal profile] brainlessly 2025-01-13 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
It would be very rude, yes. I asked so very nicely, after all.

[ and undoubtedly there's a little hint of playful victory behind the blue of his eyes. fiyero tilts his head, watching the way the man smokes, the way the clouds billow behind him, the way his jaw works. something about hawk demands attention, requires it in fact, and part of him is both allured and terrified by it.

powerful men in powerful rooms never did bode well for him, and yet - this one is offering a bow and he snorts a little. he matches the grin all the same and sweeps into a flourish of a bow himself, but it only serves to show off just how well he moves, bending low enough that the waves of his hair nearly brush the top of his boots. ]


I would be honored, but I'm afraid I don't know your name. [ after the bow, he wastes no time in closing some of the distance between them, the confident jut of his own jaw prominent, blond waves falling over his forehead, rakish. ]

I'm Fiyero Tigelaar, I've no doubt it will be an absolute honor to dance with you. And to make all the others wish they'd partnered so well as you. [ a tease, of course. ego for ego. ]
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2025-01-20 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not in the business of being rude to handsome strangers, believe me. Not unless they seem to deserve it.

[hawk rises just in time to see that perfect bend, the way he looks like he could easily press his nose to his knees in an enticing offering and a testament to the way he must stretch. if he's a dancer of some kind, it'd make sense, and so too do the long limbs and tone of his legs in a suit that's tailored especially tight and close-fitting to his body. his gaze drifts, momentarily distracted as he tastes the remnants of both warm whiskey and the tinge of smoke and lets his tongue dart out to lick at his lips while he takes him in head to toe and then back up again with a pleasant smile and a twinkle in his eye.

his hand is extended, though not as far as it would have been a moment ago when fiyero darts forward close enough that he can feel the heat emanating off of him, close enough that the fabric of his own tux brushes against his chest with the exhale of a breath.]


Hawkins Fuller. Pleased to meet you, Fiyero. You can just call me Hawk.

[there's a flash of pearly white, the genuine all-american grin that's offered as a rarity to those who have earned it. his fingers itch to run through those tinted strands, pull them far back enough to expose the pretty line of a throat.]

Makes two of us, then. So what'll it be? You want to keep to the waltz, or you have a few more scandalous moves under your belt?

[hawk's hand shifts behind his waist, to the small of his back and nudges him the last bit against himself flush with a click of expensive dress shoes toe to toe.]
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[personal profile] brainlessly 2025-01-20 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's easy to see how broad and warm hawk is but to feel it is something else entirely. fiyero is used to men his age in school, still growing into their bodies and wanting him for his name and title alone. but hawk is broad, older than him, confident. the little tug closer says everything - the way their chests touch, the way their shoes click together. he can smell the cigarette and aftershave on him from here and fiyero knows now that no matter the dancing they do - he wants to learn more about this man. even if it's only the carnal. ]

Hawk. Well, it's a pleasure, Hawk. But about this dance...

[ fiyero huffs softly, grins up in the face of the man. striking blue eyes, dark hair - he would be the rage in all of oz. in fact, part of him wonders if he is royalty from another realm, if he's revered in a way that commanding men should be. (like his father wished him to be). fiyero knows too well he can find a way to revere hawk in ways he'd be deserving. ]

Do you think they'll steal my scandalocious moves as part of their routine? Should we put on a show of our own - I assure you I do not disappoint.

[ well, putting on a show, at least. ]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours - I heard someone say that this evening and it is very good.
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2025-01-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[the tension is undeniable, hawk's gaze dropping to stop at plush pink lips and a long, decadent stretch of arm as he laces their fingers together once more and extends their connected limbs in one elegant line. something tells him this isn't fiyero's first rodeo when it comes to chemistry with another partner - though of course, hawk has to wonder if it's solely on the dance floor. is he merely the type to flirt with a little mystery and tease himself away? or would he deliver on his "scandalocious" moves in a context less public? something tells him whether this was the cotillion dance floor or the likes of otherworld, fiyero would thrive and quite easily steal the spotlight. there's an easy glimmer in his eyes, still half amused and half observing, lips curled into a crooked smile.]

Pleasure's all mine. That is a good one, isn't it?

[no, he doubts fiyero could ever disappoint even if it's just here on a dance floor.]

I'm game if you are. Pretty stuffy in here - the kind that either needs a breath of fresh air or something to come in hot and burn it all away.

[one foot nudges between fiyero's, directing his leg to move off to the side in an elongated arc as he spreads it apart.]

You know how to tango? Actually, nevermind. Even if you don't, I've got a hunch you'll figure it out.

[it's been ages since he learned one - something to impress the argentinian ambassador attending one of the state department's christmas galas years ago. but he remembers the insistence of every motion, the palpable fire between dancers with every spin, every give and take between bodies. not unlike sex, come to think of it.]