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π“π‡πˆπ’ πˆπ’ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 β–£ JAN TDM





JANUARY 2025 TDM: IMMORTALITY


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, the menu has been redone by some guests in the manor. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




8-BALL

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, nsfw.

In all 700 (and change!) years of Saltburnt's existence, never has the new year been rung in with anything less than a bang. Similarly, the manor is a bustle of activity in the post-Christmas week, setting up predominately in and around the Operating Theatre. Formally, all guests are welcomed to celebrate on the 31st of December leading into the new year by a fancy, handwritten invitation, delivered individually by Giles. BLACK TIE, the invite says. LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD YEAR, DAWG.

Upon arrival, it's plain to see the Operating Theatre has gotten a glow up since last visited. The amphitheater stairs serve as a dramatic entrance to walk through, the main floor usually designed for holding cadavers for dissection instead replaced with a dance floor. Everything is black, white, and as silver as surgery tools, the room seemingly a great deal larger than when it was last observed β€”Β though, maybe that's your eyes playing tricks on you. Don't worry about it!

Celebrate instead, ringing in the new year with loud, Eurodance music and American rock, bodies dancing together for one last hurrah of 2006. In true Saltburnt fashion, there's a snack spread on the organized operating tables β€”Β Vietnamese spring rolls, glass noodles, Prosecco jello shots to go with the tall flutes of champagne passed around on silver plates. Additionally, there are some silver platters circling the venue full of tall mounds of white, powdery cocaine, already spliced into lines for convenience. The name of the game is indulgence, as ever, getting one's worst habits out of the way to make room for better, healthier choices in the new year.

For the last hour of the year, a mock time ball in the shape of an magic 8-ball is set up in the center of the room, slowly inching up as time ticks down. At 11:59, the ball reaches its zenith, much more rapidly moving the other way as the countdown starts. Once the countdown drops to the 10s, everyone in the room is pairing up in couples (or trios?) to kiss at the strike of midnight, loudly chanting the last five numbers in chanting succession, 3, 2, 1, and happy new year!

Several things happen at once, following your kiss, or the strike of midnight if you're more of a lone wolf. Firstly, everyone's clothes disappear, left completely naked in the theatre. Any fabric they might think to dress themselves in will miraculously disappear once they put it on, and any attempts to escape the room are likewise barred, doors unopenable for the time being. At the same time, the 8-ball which reached the bottom of its stand rolls over, presenting its windowed side to all who look upon it β€”Β and all who look upon it will see one of 20 different instructions.

For a fun game, roll a d20 and see what you get!



































Naturally, the doors only permit you to leave after achieving whatever challenge the 8-ball gave you, where you can run nakedly back to your room and find some clothes, saying goodnight to a wonderful year. Any and all party poopers uninterested in taking part will be let go an hour or so post midnight β€”Β approximately when it stops being funny.






NEW YEAR, NEW ME


CONTENT WARNINGS: homophobia, misogyny, implied grooming, cultural insensitivity.

New year is a time for new beginnings, and it's no surprise that many resolutions involve the bettering of one's self. Exercise and eating healthy are all usual suspects, but what if you could take a little something that did it all for you, effort-free? New Years Resolutions the easy way β€”Β try ReSculpt, an organic supplement using exotic kinds of sea kelp, as provided by Portia's personal life coach SHAMAN LEAF, for making a better you. Fat melts away and wrinkles smooth out, complexions clear and muscles strengthen, all with the help of this miraculous product! Simply apply the topical ointment on yourself, and watch a new and improved you emerge β€” even those of you who wouldn't choose it willingly can take part, as it's stocked in every bathroom, in the shape of an ordinary lotion bottle.

Of course, it doesn't only effect your looks. The road to a better you requires a full makeover, changing you from the inside out. Be the son your father always wanted, or the wife your husband deserves β€” become a better partner, a better housewife, a better soldier, a better friend. Whatever any of that means to you, whether changing your style or the people you're attracted to, this magical lotion seems to clear it up and straighten you out, turn you into a true, decent member of polite upperclass society. Even Portia in the days following New Years appears younger, nearly like a girl in her teens thanks to the power of ReSculpt. On your journey to self-improvement, you might feel inclined to sign up for Shaman Leaf's 12-step guide to proper English behaviors, including lessons in etiquette, fine dining, lovemaking with respectful hands-on accompaniment, and a suggested sizable donation on towards Shaman Leaf's travel fund. All of it concludes in a graduation for the enlistees in the form of a debutante ball.

Not to worry if you didn't take the course β€” all are welcome to witness the caterpillar become the butterfly in this re-introduction to society in one of Saltburnt's many exemplary ballrooms. As opposed to the more carefree party that welcomed in the year, the debutante ball is steeped in the premeditated societal structures of an aristocratic family, everything proper and regal by design, complete with huge, expensive dresses and expertly tailored, starch-collared suits. Luckily, ReSculpt will see to everyone conforming to the expectations of society, without complaint. Unluckily, the side effects seem to kick in at the debutante ball.

Step one: paranoia. Is this who you really are? What happened to the person you were a few days ago? Where did everything that made you who you are go? Dread creeps in, a discordant note, a cold breeze. Step two: touch repulsion. The dances at the ball are all respectful, leaving plenty of room for Jesus, flirty little wrist touches and soft, careful hands β€” and you're disgusted by wanting more, confused by it. Consumed by it? Scared of it. The sick touch of skin on skin is as offensive as it is arousing, like gripping ice cubes in your hand and flinching at the numbing, burning pain. Step three: hallucinations. You turn in a dance and the hand that slips into yours is more bone than flesh. The ballroom itself seems to grow more decayed than decadent, ghosts and horrifying faces spliced between the crowd, all looking at you, angry and disturbed. Is that face looking back at you your own? Can your friends tell you from a doppelgΓ€nger? Who even are you anymore?

And finally, step four: rehab. As it turns out, Shaman Leaf is not actually a good guy. That is, he's not a guy at all but a pΓΊca, here to unleash a humble amount of chaos and then quickly skedaddle while the iron's still hot, escaping with mischievous shapeshifting behaviors through the closest door, galloping to the forest. Though his exit from the premises doesn't clear up the effects of ReSculpt, it's nothing a little week spent very fashionably in rehab can't clear up. Going cold turkey is the only way to remove it from your system β€” and you do want to remove it from your system. A depleting supply will force you into withdrawals regardless, in the form of continued paranoia and hallucinations, acting hot and cold with touch, alternating between your true self and ReSculpt self, fevers, nosebleeds, puking, and blacking out. A good detox for the new year.



DIRECTORY


biomancy: (pic#17602230)

[personal profile] biomancy 2025-01-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Heinrix tries very, very hard to keep his eyes forward. Very hard.

It's Very difficult, given what some are up to, and though he's been to enough Noble parties where the libations flow and the... hands wander, it's normally with less... happening from the warp. Normally with less nudity, unless they chose to. Normally this was the sort of debauchery that would come from a gathering of those who served chaos, with daemonettes thriving and undulating.

It always put him on edge, but his hand was in hers, and they found a corner that was more secluded. This would be the right place, wouldn't it?

He sits, and adjusts, half-hard from seeing so much, he could concentrate and remove it, but he's trying to keep his focus on this, on her and trying to come to terms with the fact that he's going to spill something particularly important to a stranger. Isn't that a mood killer in of itself?

Apparently not, says his cock. ]

I promise, I won't laugh. No matter how... bad it may be.

[ The flush on his face, as he sat. Was she not going to sit? He looked up, focused on her face. His skin is flushed. ]

The first time I was here, I was inundated with a game of "fuck, marry, friend", and I had the unfortunate pleasure of fucking several people. I couldn't leave, without doing so.

So yes, they are usually like this.
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[personal profile] douter 2025-01-16 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ She hears his comment as teasing, so she laughs and gives him a playful little shove into his seat as he goes. It helps lighten her mood a little though, so she’s grateful. ]

Aw, it won’t be bad, at least! Just…

[ New, she thinks, but the answer trails off as she listens to his explanation. A quip comes to mind immediately (she’d be very pleasant to fuck, thank you!) but she also has to swallow the impulse because that’s getting ahead of herself. Especially to a very nice, probably noble man she just met.

His answer really does settle it, though. If that’s… how they leave, how they get their clothes back, sure. Fine. Not as bad as half of the things in Reaper’s Coast, right?

She takes a deep breath, the same way she might for any performance. Listens to the music that’s still being played, catching its rhythm since that’s what’s important. But luckily, she adds right in time for the mismatch to be clear: ]


Right. I’ve never given someone a lap dance before, so… Is it okay if I touch you?
biomancy: (pic#17514720)

[personal profile] biomancy 2025-01-19 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Heinrix suddenly realizes that they have two very different tasks.

He looks from her β€” not her face β€” to the ball at the center of the room, realizing that it had given them two very different tasks.

Only one would be pleasant, he thinks.
]

Ah β€” [ A soft little chuckle. ] Of course.

[ His was going to be so much more disappointing from him, he realizes. What's he going to do? He supposes he could give her one in return anyway, or, or β€” ]

I must confess to you. My task is much different. [ his lips quirk into a smile. ]

I wonder if your dance will be torturous enough to draw something out of me? The deep secret I'm to share with you, perhaps?
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[personal profile] douter 2025-01-20 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That soft laugh is cute, she thinks, and it’s enough to make her slightly nervous smile warm. She has to admit… Part of not shying away from this is because he’s very attractive, and the glimpses she’s seen of his personality so far are encouraging too. It’s a brief thought, though, since as he explains, her brow knits together in confusion, and it takes her a second to get what he means. Just considering the unusual things she’d seen getting over here, though— ]

What, seriously? I mean- I guess that makes sense now but…!

[ Is she picking up that implication correctly? That his is sharing a deep secret…? Because if so, she knows which of the two she’d prefer, and she won’t dwell upon what that says about her. The little twist her gut does at the thought is easily ignored as her lips twist into an exaggerated pout. She returns to her playful dramatics, since that’s a far safer harbor than anything genuine. ]

Torturous! Mister Van Calox, what kind of girl do you take me for…

[ Her hand comes to her chest in another mock little display of offense, but it ends with a mischievous look. ]
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[personal profile] douter 2025-01-20 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her cheeks are still flushed, because there’s an embarrassment that she can’t completely swallow, but being a performer is about faking confidence half of the time, right? This is just the opposite of usual where she has to pretend he does have clothes on, or something. So, she takes two exaggerated, sultry steps closer in time with the background music that barely matters. It’s the sway of her hips that’s the same as any other dance that brings her closer. She leans down slowly so that her breasts are the easy focus as she puts her hands on his knees and smoothly shifts into a crouch.

…Seven, she hopes this doesn’t look stupid. Her voice is at least more confident than she actually feels. ]


Do I have to get on my knees and ask nicely?
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[personal profile] biomancy 2025-01-24 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'd been very, very respectful β€” for the most part, keeping his eyes very firmly in places where it would be appropriate β€” but now that she was swaying to the music in front of him, leaning down so they're closer to eye-level... the flush on his face is more pronounced, even with the low lights from being on the sides of the ballroom.

He bit his bottom lip, watching her lean down, watching the sway of hips and breasts, his hands very politely at the sides of his body. He wasn't one to frequent such dens of indecency, but he knew there were rules, and ones that he would try very hard to follow.
]

Begging would certainly make me give it up easy.

[ he leaned forward, slightly. He's already uncomfortably half-hard. Is it so surprising, in this room? He breathed in, and out. He'd adjust if he had to, for her to perform her... deed. Emperor, he'll die, given that he's already struggling to keep his eyes on her face. ]

I was thinking you might like to make me beg to give it to you. Draw it out of me?
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[personal profile] douter 2025-01-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lohse watches him intently, but it’s purely because the self-consciousness still lingers at the back of her mind. Is this okay? Do I look stupid? Will Adramahlihk ruin this for me? Normal things like that, but it’s easy to let them drift away when she sees him react. He might be on the sterner side, but the way he tries to keep his eyes from wandering is cute. At this point, she doesn’t return that courtesy, since, well. It’s hard to miss his cock when she’s dipped down so it’s right at her eye level.

She looks up at him coquettishly when he speaks, dark eyes fully on his, since her expectations for the roles they’re playing out here lean a certain way. So, it’s a surprise when he reverses it. It flashes across her face briefly, but more than that, it flutters down her spine. The idea of making him beg is… really exciting, honestly.

Her expression relaxes back to a mask of sultry confidence, and her hands slide up his thighs just a little so that she can give his legs a better squeeze, but it’s a tease as she draws back up to stand again. Her hands come back to touch the same points on her own legs and drag up. Keeping your hands moving to draw people’s attention is a trick of every dance, and this is no different. ]


Sure. I think I can do that…

[ She trails off with a hum in her voice as her hands slide up her ribs, but she turns her back on him before the attention would be drawn to her breasts. The music guides her little steps and the movement of her hips as her hands fluff up through her hair to show her shoulders and neck, but it’s just a peek. ]

Eyes on me, chief. You’re not allowed to look anywhere else. [ As if she can enforce it, but she glances over her shoulder to give him a look. ] And when you want permission to touch, how about you tell me that little secret, yeah?
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[personal profile] biomancy 2025-01-29 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ She clearly knows what she's doing. Heinrix is already mesmerized, because she's pretty, and lithe, and she's having Fun. All the things that make his heart beat irregularly in his chest, and make his face flush from the sight of her. It's... cute, and flirty. His skin prickles with gooseflesh at her fingers on his thighs, and he could only swallow in response.

She backs off, his eyes follow. He does not know how much he'll be able to take of this. He prides himself on his restraint, but...

But his eyes follow her fingers up her hips, she turns around, he doesn't even get the chance to fully appreciate her curves, before she turned around, and fluffed her hair.

Oh. He was doomed.
]

Very well...

[ his lips quirk, and he kept his eyes on her, before: ] I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather look.